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The Griffins force Brian to move out after he posts an offensive tweet that goes viral.

Vladimir Putin visits Quahog after Peter writes to him about discovering an alternate ending in the Russian version of one of his favorite films; Brian gets a job at a suicide hotline center and attempts a romance with a co-worker.

Meg takes up drinking, which both concerns and delights her father; Brian spies on his neighbors and suspects Principal Shepherd of a crime.

While the country celebrates the outcome of the election, the new President-elect arrives at the White House prematurely.

The boys must embrace the latest fad to hit South Park Elementary or risk their status as the coolest kids in school.

The Goth Kids are angry when the other children can't tell the difference between a goth and a vampire.

Kenny takes his girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers' concert.

A vigilante rises from the trash and attempts to wipe out crime in the town of South Park.

Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate state of the economy.

Someone plays an April Fool's joke on the boys.

The kids come up with the funniest joke of all time while helping Jimmy with his comedy routine.

Randy comes up with a plan to help Stan win the Pinewood Derby.

Cartman dreams of living the life of a pirate.

Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother from paranormal forces.

Butters is determined to get his first kiss, so his friends won't make fun of him.

The boys sign up for the school wrestling club in an effort to become professional wrestlers.

Stan's trip to the Denver Aquarium is ruined when the Japanese begin killing all the world's dolphins and whales.

The boys fight back against the obnoxious motorcycle riders that are disrupting everyone in South Park.

When Cartman is chosen to do the morning announcements at South Park Elementary, he uses the opportunity to target the Student Body President, Wendy Testaburger.

Things turn deadly when the boys spend a fun-filled day at the water park.

Some of the boys have a sex-addiction problem.

The boys read a controversial book that inspires them to write one of their own.

Cartman's favorite restaurant shuts down, and its replacement is a store that sells medicinal marijuana.

Kyle requests the wrong person as a friend on Facebook and all of his friends start deserting him.

Jimmy and Timmy go to camp with their friends.

Cartman dreams of being a NASCAR driver and he is willing to do whatever it takes to make it happen.

New Jersey is taking over the nation one state at a time, Randy and the boys take a stand as the Jerseyans approach South Park.

When Stan is sent to the school counselor because he's holding on to an obscene number of useless possessions, he realizes that Mr. Mackey had a hoarding disorder too.

Randy's obsession with the Food Network forces Sharon to explore a new interest of her own.

Kyle is involved in the development of a new product called HumancentiPad.

Jimmy hosts the Special Ed Department's First Annual Comedy Awards.

Ike is obsessed with the Canadian royal wedding.

Cartman is sent to anger-management therapy.

Ground floor of Cartman's latest business venture.

Butters is diagnosed with a multiple personality disorder.

Stan's world view and friendships begin to change right after his tenth birthday; Randy latches onto a new music genre in an attempt to fit in, causing problems in his marriage.

Cartman copes with Asperger's syndrome.

Cartman gets an anal probe; aliens land in South Park and kidnap Kyle's little brother.

The school counselor suggests Cartman find his father.

Cartman discovers his father's identity.

A crime wave hits South Park, chickens are violated, and Barbrady resigns.

Cartman goes medieval on Scott Tenorman when ginger-haired Scott tricks him into buying his pubic hair.

Big Gay Al becomes the boys' troop leader; a new kid steals Timmy's spotlight.

Cartman pretends to be a robot in order to learn Butter's secrets.

The local police force resents Mr. Jefferson for his wealth and ethnicity.

A renegade player threatens the Massively Multiplayer Online game World of Warcraft and the fate of the game is up to Cartman, Kyle, Stan and Kenny.

When Kyle discovers that a teacher is having sex with a student, he and Cartman have to team up to put a stop to the inappropriate behavior.

What begins as an innocent game between the boys turns serious when Cartman joins the U.S. Border Patrol.

Secrets are being leaked on a new gossip website.

After Randy takes Sharon to see a hit musical, he becomes Broadway's biggest fan.

99 percent is ganging up on Cartman.

The boys are getting close to discovering the truth about the first Thanksgiving.

Kenny ends up in foster care after his parents are arrested.

An unspeakable tragedy occurs when one of the boys leaves the toilet seat up after using the bathroom.

Cartman starts his own gem shopping channel.

The kids are in danger when new trends start to evolve and shift at a rapid pace.

When Cartman produces video evidence of a mysterious creature in the woods, the town's big Easter Egg Hunt is in jeopardy.

An unlikely bully makes Butters his victim.

The boys' ziplining adventure becomes a terrifying experience.

Cartman's racist behavior leads him to weave unexpected, Cupid-style magic; Kyle is unhappy with what the rumor mill says about him.

South Park Elementary takes steps to address football's concussion crisis.

Cartman finally admits he's fat and immediately gets a mobility scooter.

Cartman signs up for a home security system.

Butters decides to begin a journey where he will follow in the path of his Hawaiian ancestors.

Randy's big plans for Halloween night keep Stan from trick or treating with his friends.

A scandal has shaken everyone's beliefs, causing them to begin cutting off their yellow support wristbands.

Eric Cartman is hiding something in his bedroom that could change the outcome of the presidential election.

When Cartman infiltrates the NSA, he is unhappy with the contents of his personal file.

To keep their parents from hurting each other, the boys use the game 'Minecraft' to distract them.

Cartman thinks Token is a threat to everyone.

The goth kids are sent to a camp for troubled children.

Kyle and Ike start to grow apart when Ike hits puberty; Kyle tries to save their relationship by taking Ike to see a live performance of Yo Gabba Gabba.

When Cartman pulls a prank, peace emerges around the world.

Wendy ends up in the counselor's office after trying to fix one of her girlfriends up with Butters.

The boys name their new startup company The Washington Redskins.

Elaine's toilet stall has no tissue and the woman in the next stall refuses to give her some; George acts giddy around Elaine's boyfriend.

Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer search for something to take to a dinner party; Jerry and Elaine forget to take a number at the bakery; Kramer and George have trouble buying wine.

George poses as a marine biologist while on a date with a former college classmate (Rosalind Allen); Elaine loses her electronic organizer.

Jerry becomes obsessed when his date refuses to sample his pie; a clothing store mannequin resembles Elaine.

Kramer befriends a little person when he is hired as a stand-in for a soap opera; George wants to break up with a girlfriend.

Jerry lets his girlfriend (Courteney Cox) pose as his wife so she can receive a discount at the dry cleaner.

Pam is embarrassed when no one else at corporate wears a costume on Halloween; Holly and Michael get shocking news from corporate; Dwight tries to get under Andy's skin.

Jim and Dwight are stunned when they get the results of the annual customer survey report; Jim and Pam decide to spend every minute together; Andy and Angela choose an unusual location for their wedding.

Michael is thrilled when David Wallace sends him on a business trip to Canada; Oscar and Andy become friends when Michael decides to bring them on the trip; Jim counts the days until Pam returns from art school.

Someone made a huge mess in the microwave and refuses to clean it up; Michael must come to terms with the personnel changes in his staff.

Oscar informs Michael that the office must spend a cash surplus or lose it in the next year's budget; Dwight takes Angela and Andy to Schrute Farms to work on their wedding plans.

Meredith's hair catches fire at Phyllis' Moroccan-themed Christmas party; Dwight corners the market on the hottest toy of the holiday season.

Andy remains unaware of Angela's affair with Dwight; Michael is nervous about a corporate meeting with Wallace.

Michael and Dwight go undercover to learn about a competitor; employees hold a debate to decide whether an actress is hot.

Dwight must make amends with the office after his fire-safety seminar goes awry; Michael tries to get his employees to relax; Andy becomes convinced that Pam and Jim are film gurus.

Dwight must make amends with the office after his fire safety seminar goes awry; Michael tries to get his employees to relax; Andy becomes convinced that Pam and Jim are film gurus.