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Roger and Tony go to Reno after their promotions; Roger sneaks Jeannie in his bag.

Tony is selected to be Gen. Peterson's golfing partner, even though he can't play.

Serena turns a coed into a siren, Darrin is almost forced to change his job.

Darrin and Samantha are trapped in their home because she has not been using witchcraft.

Maude needles Walter into analyzing their marriage when they learn that Chuck and Vivian are breaking up.

Maude finds Walter very uncooperative as they prepare to go to a dinner party.

Vera believes that God has visited when George Burns drops by the diner.

Flo's vanity fights with her need to get glasses. When she finally agrees, J.V. tells her he is married. Flo is convinced it is because of the glasses.

Natalie's first date has unexpected consequences.

Jo fears her classmates will find out about her father's disreputable past.

Muriel's divorced college friend arrives for a visit and propositions Henry.

Muriel's former boyfriend stops by for dinner and directs his attention to Jackie.

Alex pretends he is a supporter of the Equal Rights Amendment to impress an attractive feminist.

Mallory's afraid she'll lose her new boyfriend if she doesn't give in to his romantic requests.

Jack plays cupid for his date's widowed father.

Janet tells her parents she and Jack are married.

Late-night visitors to the precinct include an irate tourist and an insomniac who's convinced that he'll be possessed by a succubus once he dozes off.

The cast offers an affectionate tribute to the late Jack Soo by reviewing Sergeant Nick Yemana's more memorable moments at the Twelfth Precinct.

The girls start to worry when Ann doesn't call while away on a business trip.

Ann encourages a bashful worshiper of Barbara's to ask her for a date.

A "make-believe" murder begins to look like the real thing when George, Louise and Florence go on a mystery writers' cruise.

George refuses to accept the obvious and tries to piece together clues that will substantiate his own theory about the murder.

Lamont is upset when Fred announces that he plans to marry a young woman he has just met.

Fred is upset about Lamont spending a lot of time with Julio and ignoring him, so he tries to make his son feel guilty by discussing burial insurance with a funeral home agent.

Actor Christopher Reeve; actress Melanie Mayron; Jonathan Zachary.

Vinny DeLuca's malpractice suit forces Becker into court, where testimony from his friends might sink his case.

Becker is ordered to attend therapy sessions with a psychologist (Rhea Perlman) who becomes a changed woman.

Foul weather forces an ocean landing for Brian and Joe en route to Helen's debut with the Boston Symphony Orchestra.

Stranded in the ocean after their plane goes down, the gang contemplates the ironies of life.

Jamie's false labor pains bring family and friends to the hospital.

The big moment arrives for Jamie, but Paul's work and travels threaten to make him late for the birth; Jamie's parents add to the fuss.

When Julia tentatively begins dating again, Allison questions the sexual preferences of her new beau.

Anthony poses as Carlene's doctor boyfriend when her ex-husband (Ray McKinnon) comes to town.

The search is on after the women are kidnapped in the Arizona desert.

Brenda is tempted to plagiarize an essay to win a role in a rock video.

Jack and Janet try to thwart a wealthy man's efforts to make Cindy his bride.

Fired Furley moves in with the roommates.

Ralph the doorman is convinced that George is cheating on Louise.

A publisher expresses interest in the love letters that George wrote to Louise many years ago.

Fred moves to a senior citizens home when Lamont decides to travel around the world.

Lamont gets involved in a con game when he buys what he believes is a rare antique commode.

A tycoon talks his wife into sponsoring a historical pageant.

Jeannie is disappointed because Tony never asks for anything big.

Tony agrees to a seance with Roger's new girlfriend in order to prove she is a fraud.

A case of mistaken identity results in a wolf being changed into a bird.

The shoes fit, so Darrin wears them -- and needs Samantha's help to get them off.

Walter reluctantly agrees to join Arthur and Maude when they make a pact to go on the wagon for a month.

Arthur convinces Maude that Walter should seek professional help with his drinking problem.

A high school basketball player falls for Alice when Tommy invites him over for dinner. He slips into depression when she refuses to go to the prom with him.

Alice's psychology course causes a lot of friction at the diner.

Cosmetics saleswoman Blair gives Tootie a new look.

A top fashion photographer arrives on campus to search for the new face of the '80s.

While on jury duty, Henry creates havoc when he unknowingly destroys a piece of evidence.

Henry's 75-year-old father wants to start a new life after he's booted out of a rest home for cavorting with the ladies.

Certain that he will be named class valedictorian, Alex becomes dismayed when his girlfriend wins the honor instead.

When Skippy learns that he is adopted, Alex accompanies him to meet his real mother.

Jack and Janet try to thwart a wealthy man's efforts to make Cindy his bride.

Fired Furley moves in with the roommates.

Scanlon starts a witch-hunt to root out an anonymous gay officer in the Twelfth Precinct; an angry citizen takes an ax to a department store Muzak machine.

Barney posts the annual vacation schedule; and two brothers feud when one refuses to donate a kidney to his ailing sibling.

Ann confronts her daughters' new stepmother.

Barbara resorts to desperate measures to do well in school.

Ralph the doorman is convinced that George is cheating on Louise.

A publisher expresses interest in the love letters that George wrote to Louise many years ago.

Fred moves to a senior citizens home when Lamont decides to travel around the world.

Lamont gets involved in a con game when he buys what he believes is a rare antique commode.

Jerry Seinfeld; Ernest St. George; Lynn Redgrave; The Mighty Carson Art Players.

Everyone suffers when Becker decides to quit smoking cold turkey; a surveillance camera tracks Becker's moves as terrorizes his neighborhood.

Jake shocks everyone when he marries a woman he's known only 24 hours.

Brian convinces Joe to fake a crash-related injury to help finance the rebuilding of the airline.

Brian becomes the victim of a plastic surgeon (Peter Brown); Roy teaches a high-school intern (Scott Grimes) a lesson.

Arriving home with their newborn baby, Paul and Jamie fear the unknown and tolerate advice from Jamie's mom.

Paul finds that writing a letter to the baby for her to open on her 18th birthday isn't as easy for him as for Jamie.

Allison's former flame, who is an ex-convict, proposes marriage.

Mary Jo decides to go to a sperm bank to become pregnant again.

En route to surprise Lester with a work-site birthday party, Mary and Sandra are accosted by a biker gang.

Sandra comes up with a slogan for a new perfume but gets upset when her boss steals her idea.

Jack and Larry switch apartments after Jack has an argument with the girls.

The niece of the cooking-school dean pursues Jack.

Florence's uncompromising attitude toward George changes when he gives her a hot investment tip.

Louise's jealous curiosity reaches criminal proportions when she talks Helen into helping her break into George's office safe.

A 9-year-old boy begins spending all his time at the Sanford home.

A newspaper ad leads Fred and Lamont to try out for a low-budget movie.

Hazel buys a wreck, paints it green and sells it to a nurseryman.

Jeannie makes one of Tony's paintings appear as an original Rembrandt.

A local museum is showing an exhibit from Jeannie's old home.

Darrin becomes a da Vinci painting after a kiss and a twitch from Samantha.

Samantha uses insults to please a poet, while Darrin uses an amulet to curb Endora's insults.

Walter's plans to spend a romantic day with Maude are thwarted by Vivian's divorce proceedings.

Maude insists that she is not jealous when Vivian returns from a vacation looking 10 years younger.

The gang at Mel's becomes upset when a young man complains about food additives.

Flo's rodeo-riding brother falls for Alice, causing his horse to feel rejected.

Tootie and Natalie visit Tootie's aunt Sylvia in Buffalo, N.Y.; they end up in the middle of a marital flare-up.

Tootie is tired of being treated like a little girl; Blair brings home two bottles of fine European wine; Tootie drinks some to show she has become an adult.

Muriel takes a stand for independence when Henry objects to her photographing a male centerfold.

Jackie continues her relationship with a married man despite opposition from the family.

Elyse catches gambling fever while on a business trip to Atlantic City, N.J.

The three Keaton children are furious when Elyse announces she is pregnant.

Jack and Larry switch apartments after Jack has an argument with the girls.

The niece of the cooking-school dean pursues Jack.

A charming mugger poses as a photographer to lure his victims; Wojo brings in a man who claims to be Jesus Christ.

A monk suspects foul play when one of his novitiates vanishes during a weekend in New York; and it's Dietrich's turn to cross-dress for mugging detail.

A desperate classmate seeks Barbara's help.

Barbara feels responsible for her friend's overdose on sleeping pills.

Florence's uncompromising attitude toward George changes when he gives her a hot investment tip.

Louise's jealous curiosity reaches criminal proportions when she talks Helen into helping her break into George's office safe.

A 9-year-old boy begins spending all his time at the Sanford home.

A newspaper ad leads Fred and Lamont to try out for a low-budget movie.

Host Jack Paar; actor Stephen Lang.

John, Bob, Jake and Reggie are swindled by a man they think is homeless; Margaret regrets taking on a second job.

Becker takes Reggie's dating advice and then wishes he hadn't.

Lowell gets the wrong idea from an innocent kiss given by Helen; Roy and Antonio take a new interest in Fay.

Brian and Joe both take an interest in a helicopter pilot who has come to the island to start a tour business.

Mabel will only stop crying when in motion, keeping Paul and Jamie (Paul Reiser, Helen Hunt) on the go throughout the night.

Paul (Paul Reiser) is troubled when his Uncle Phil (guest star Mel Brooks) has legal hassles related to his collection of coupons. With Helen Hunt.

Anthony convinces his reluctant colleagues to participate in a program at his former prison.

A discussion of the Clarence Thomas hearings prompts Bernice to realize she was once sexually harassed.

Dylan's cleaning-crazy mother (Charlotte Rae) moves in after leaving his father.

Lester tries to dissuade Calvin from joining the Army.

Jack grows suspicious when Cindy starts collecting maternity clothes.

Roper goes to a bowling banquet instead of celebrating his anniversary.

George is in for a surprise when Florence poses as someone he never expected, and she never intended -- Mrs. George Jefferson.

George's big mouth gets him in trouble again and jeopardizes Helen and Tom's marriage.

A drama coach comes to the Sanford home to tutor Lamont for an acting role.

Lamont runs afoul of the stars in an astrological mix-up involving his father and Aunt Esther.

Hazel aims to buy an organ for children of a missionary school.

Jeannie learns that a member of a family involved in a feud with her family is coming to the United States.

When Doctor Bellows finds Tony floating in midair, he insists that he perform that same trick at the NASA talent show.

Love at first sight gives Darrin and Samantha lots of trouble.

Serena turns Darrin into a statue in Salem in order to learn more about the Fisherman's Memorial.

Maude decides that a face lift is the only thing that can lift her spirits.

The man repairing the Findlays' furnace is more interested in lighting Florida's fire than in heating the house.

An investigative reporter who fears for his life takes refuge in Mel's Diner.

Flo is excited that her latest boyfriend has been wining and dining her and lavishing her with expensive gifts. Alice is excited for Flo but she is in for a shock she learns that he intends to make Flo his fourth wife and have her join his harem.

The ugliness of sexual violation rocks the Eastland School when Natalie is assaulted on her way home from a campus party.

Blair's mother arrives on a surprise visit, and Blair is ecstatic until she inadvertently discovers her mother has a serious illness; her mother has breast cancer.

Wanting to surprise his parents with an Easter visit, Monroe is shocked when they tell him not to come.

Henry feels the pains of unemployment after he's fired for satirizing the president in a cartoon.

Alex tries to help Mallory with her grades at school to keep her part-time job at a clothing shop.

Steven and Elyse plan a nostalgic weekend with the kids before the baby arrives.

Jack grows suspicious when Cindy starts collecting maternity clothes.

Roper goes to a bowling banquet instead of celebrating his anniversary.

The detectives are shocked to discover that a chauffeur involved in a minor traffic accident is actually a slave indentured to a Burmese diplomat.

Barney hesitates signing a release for Harris' new book; Wojo's new parrot dies; and a suicide hot-line operator decides to end it all.

Ann and the girls are startled when a young man appears at their door looking for his long-lost father.

Ann suffers a crisis on her 36th birthday.

George is in for a surprise when Florence poses as someone he never expected, and she never intended -- Mrs. George Jefferson.

George's big mouth gets him in trouble again and jeopardizes Helen and Tom's marriage.

A drama coach comes to the Sanford home to tutor Lamont for an acting role.

Lamont runs afoul of the stars in an astrological mix-up involving his father and Aunt Esther.

Actor George Carlin; actress Keshia Knight Pulliam.

After injuring his shoulder, Becker takes pills to help himself through a 45-minute procedure.

Jake experiences some interesting people and helps a man when Becker and Linda lose him on a busy New York street.