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Muriel's divorced college friend arrives for a visit and propositions Henry.

Muriel's former boyfriend stops by for dinner and directs his attention to Jackie.

Alex pretends he is a supporter of the Equal Rights Amendment to impress an attractive feminist.

Mallory's afraid she'll lose her new boyfriend if she doesn't give in to his romantic requests.

Jack plays cupid for his date's widowed father.

Janet tells her parents she and Jack are married.

Late-night visitors to the precinct include an irate tourist and an insomniac who's convinced that he'll be possessed by a succubus once he dozes off.

The cast offers an affectionate tribute to the late Jack Soo by reviewing Sergeant Nick Yemana's more memorable moments at the Twelfth Precinct.

The girls start to worry when Ann doesn't call while away on a business trip.

Ann encourages a bashful worshiper of Barbara's to ask her for a date.

A "make-believe" murder begins to look like the real thing when George, Louise and Florence go on a mystery writers' cruise.

George refuses to accept the obvious and tries to piece together clues that will substantiate his own theory about the murder.

Lamont is upset when Fred announces that he plans to marry a young woman he has just met.

Fred is upset about Lamont spending a lot of time with Julio and ignoring him, so he tries to make his son feel guilty by discussing burial insurance with a funeral home agent.

Actor Christopher Reeve; actress Melanie Mayron; Jonathan Zachary.

Vinny DeLuca's malpractice suit forces Becker into court, where testimony from his friends might sink his case.

Becker is ordered to attend therapy sessions with a psychologist (Rhea Perlman) who becomes a changed woman.

Foul weather forces an ocean landing for Brian and Joe en route to Helen's debut with the Boston Symphony Orchestra.

Stranded in the ocean after their plane goes down, the gang contemplates the ironies of life.

Jamie's false labor pains bring family and friends to the hospital.

The big moment arrives for Jamie, but Paul's work and travels threaten to make him late for the birth; Jamie's parents add to the fuss.

When Julia tentatively begins dating again, Allison questions the sexual preferences of her new beau.

Anthony poses as Carlene's doctor boyfriend when her ex-husband (Ray McKinnon) comes to town.

The search is on after the women are kidnapped in the Arizona desert.

Brenda is tempted to plagiarize an essay to win a role in a rock video.

Jack and Janet try to thwart a wealthy man's efforts to make Cindy his bride.

Fired Furley moves in with the roommates.

Ralph the doorman is convinced that George is cheating on Louise.

A publisher expresses interest in the love letters that George wrote to Louise many years ago.

Fred moves to a senior citizens home when Lamont decides to travel around the world.

Lamont gets involved in a con game when he buys what he believes is a rare antique commode.

A tycoon talks his wife into sponsoring a historical pageant.

Jeannie is disappointed because Tony never asks for anything big.

Tony agrees to a seance with Roger's new girlfriend in order to prove she is a fraud.

A case of mistaken identity results in a wolf being changed into a bird.

The shoes fit, so Darrin wears them -- and needs Samantha's help to get them off.

Walter reluctantly agrees to join Arthur and Maude when they make a pact to go on the wagon for a month.

Arthur convinces Maude that Walter should seek professional help with his drinking problem.

A high school basketball player falls for Alice when Tommy invites him over for dinner. He slips into depression when she refuses to go to the prom with him.

Alice's psychology course causes a lot of friction at the diner.

Cosmetics saleswoman Blair gives Tootie a new look.

A top fashion photographer arrives on campus to search for the new face of the '80s.

While on jury duty, Henry creates havoc when he unknowingly destroys a piece of evidence.

Henry's 75-year-old father wants to start a new life after he's booted out of a rest home for cavorting with the ladies.

Certain that he will be named class valedictorian, Alex becomes dismayed when his girlfriend wins the honor instead.

When Skippy learns that he is adopted, Alex accompanies him to meet his real mother.

Jack and Janet try to thwart a wealthy man's efforts to make Cindy his bride.

Fired Furley moves in with the roommates.

Scanlon starts a witch-hunt to root out an anonymous gay officer in the Twelfth Precinct; an angry citizen takes an ax to a department store Muzak machine.

Barney posts the annual vacation schedule; and two brothers feud when one refuses to donate a kidney to his ailing sibling.

Ann confronts her daughters' new stepmother.

Barbara resorts to desperate measures to do well in school.

Ralph the doorman is convinced that George is cheating on Louise.

A publisher expresses interest in the love letters that George wrote to Louise many years ago.

Fred moves to a senior citizens home when Lamont decides to travel around the world.

Lamont gets involved in a con game when he buys what he believes is a rare antique commode.

Jerry Seinfeld; Ernest St. George; Lynn Redgrave; The Mighty Carson Art Players.

Everyone suffers when Becker decides to quit smoking cold turkey; a surveillance camera tracks Becker's moves as terrorizes his neighborhood.

Jake shocks everyone when he marries a woman he's known only 24 hours.

Brian convinces Joe to fake a crash-related injury to help finance the rebuilding of the airline.

Brian becomes the victim of a plastic surgeon (Peter Brown); Roy teaches a high-school intern (Scott Grimes) a lesson.

Arriving home with their newborn baby, Paul and Jamie fear the unknown and tolerate advice from Jamie's mom.

Paul finds that writing a letter to the baby for her to open on her 18th birthday isn't as easy for him as for Jamie.

Allison's former flame, who is an ex-convict, proposes marriage.

Mary Jo decides to go to a sperm bank to become pregnant again.

En route to surprise Lester with a work-site birthday party, Mary and Sandra are accosted by a biker gang.

Sandra comes up with a slogan for a new perfume but gets upset when her boss steals her idea.

Jack and Larry switch apartments after Jack has an argument with the girls.

The niece of the cooking-school dean pursues Jack.

Florence's uncompromising attitude toward George changes when he gives her a hot investment tip.

Louise's jealous curiosity reaches criminal proportions when she talks Helen into helping her break into George's office safe.

A 9-year-old boy begins spending all his time at the Sanford home.

A newspaper ad leads Fred and Lamont to try out for a low-budget movie.

Hazel buys a wreck, paints it green and sells it to a nurseryman.

Jeannie makes one of Tony's paintings appear as an original Rembrandt.

A local museum is showing an exhibit from Jeannie's old home.

Darrin becomes a da Vinci painting after a kiss and a twitch from Samantha.

Samantha uses insults to please a poet, while Darrin uses an amulet to curb Endora's insults.

Walter's plans to spend a romantic day with Maude are thwarted by Vivian's divorce proceedings.

Maude insists that she is not jealous when Vivian returns from a vacation looking 10 years younger.

The gang at Mel's becomes upset when a young man complains about food additives.

Flo's rodeo-riding brother falls for Alice, causing his horse to feel rejected.

Tootie and Natalie visit Tootie's aunt Sylvia in Buffalo, N.Y.; they end up in the middle of a marital flare-up.

Tootie is tired of being treated like a little girl; Blair brings home two bottles of fine European wine; Tootie drinks some to show she has become an adult.

Muriel takes a stand for independence when Henry objects to her photographing a male centerfold.

Jackie continues her relationship with a married man despite opposition from the family.

Elyse catches gambling fever while on a business trip to Atlantic City, N.J.

The three Keaton children are furious when Elyse announces she is pregnant.

Jack and Larry switch apartments after Jack has an argument with the girls.

The niece of the cooking-school dean pursues Jack.

A charming mugger poses as a photographer to lure his victims; Wojo brings in a man who claims to be Jesus Christ.

A monk suspects foul play when one of his novitiates vanishes during a weekend in New York; and it's Dietrich's turn to cross-dress for mugging detail.

A desperate classmate seeks Barbara's help.

Barbara feels responsible for her friend's overdose on sleeping pills.

Florence's uncompromising attitude toward George changes when he gives her a hot investment tip.

Louise's jealous curiosity reaches criminal proportions when she talks Helen into helping her break into George's office safe.

A 9-year-old boy begins spending all his time at the Sanford home.

A newspaper ad leads Fred and Lamont to try out for a low-budget movie.

Host Jack Paar; actor Stephen Lang.

John, Bob, Jake and Reggie are swindled by a man they think is homeless; Margaret regrets taking on a second job.

Becker takes Reggie's dating advice and then wishes he hadn't.