KDIT-CD

The Smarts think that the Chief has gone daft when he risks romancing a beautiful woman.

A mad scientist plots to send Max and 99 into a five-year sleep.

Dori's (Anne-Marie Martin) concussion results in a personality transformation that makes her a mirror image of Sledge (David Rasche).

Sledge and Dori (David Rasche, Anne-Marie Martin) learn that clues to a series of jewel heists lead to a hairdresser. Kurt Paul and Michael Des Barres guest star.

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life.".

A florist competes to win fabulous prizes.

A woman leaving her husband over his tuba playing causes an argument between Ozzie and Harriet.

Ozzie is scheduled to speak on Greek history.

Lou reads Don's unpublished novel.

Ann and Don go on separate computer dates.

A psychiatrist organizes a group-encounter session at a party that Rhoda and Joe are throwing.

Brenda quits her job at the bank only to find herself faced with the problems of unemployment.

Two of Rhoda and Brenda's best friends take advantage of both of them.

To help reduce the financial burden, Brenda takes in a roommate who likes Joe a little too much.

The mother of Mary's date believes that Mary is still engaged to her other, favorite son.

Mary cheerlessly prepares to leave her newsroom friends to start a new job.

Mary discovers her new boyfriend is married.

Mary checks into the hospital for a minor operation and ends up with a bad-tempered roommate.

Laverne and Shirley hope to meet men when they go on a weekend ski trip.

Squiggy's long-lost father returns; The gang become extras in a play.

Carmine and Frank have a dispute over music being better now in the present or in the past.

With Squiggy as his agent, Carmine finds fame after lightning strikes him.

A typical Russian homemaker visits the all-American Harper family.

A family war erupts when Vint and Naomi want to switch bedrooms with Bubba.

When Bubba comes home tipsy, Mama is reminded of a drunken incident involving Eunice.

Mama is jealous when Iola acquires a new best friend.

Passengers find romance aboard a cruise ship.

A trainee aims to take Julie's job; two pretend to be strangers; a couple whose child has died befriends a young runaway.

Peter and Barbara, who know each other only slightly, buy the same bed.

A psychic troubles a wedding; business partners see a marriage counselor.

Pat has always considered her husband not only sweet but sane, until he buys a sports car.

Marvin is in love with a woman who is much taller than himself.

Howard is asked to write an original poem for the state literary magazine.

Goober falls for a girl, in more ways than one.

Millie goes to New York to pursue a modeling career.

Mike learns that most of his friends will be at a girl's birthday party instead of his.

Rebecca wishes for a white Christmas in San Francisco; D.J. wishes that Steve could attend college closer to home.

A friend asks Stephanie out for pizza; Joey makes plans to ask his new boss, Alison (Martha Quinn), to dinner.

D.J., who has forgotten Kimmy's birthday, scrambles to arrange a surprise party.

Jesse exaggerates his sons' abilities on the enrollment application to get the twins into a well-known preschool.

When Cindy accidentally gives away Marcia's diary, Marcia decides to exclude her younger sister from her life.

A broken leg keeps Buffy from going to the circus.

Kathy's headed for trouble when she forgets to give Danny several phone messages.

A fearful mother doesn't want her son playing football.

Barbara employs her considerable store of diplomacy in an effort to gain acceptance from Steve's all-male family.

Steve and Barbara discover they have been thinking in opposite terms as to how their wedding should be held.

Lucy and Vivian compete for the attention of a cruise ship captain.

Lucy becomes the victim of a hidden camera TV series.

Lucy tries to reunite a Venetian gondolier with his brother who lives in America.

Lucy may be riding with a killer (Elsa Lanchester).

A night with an Army buddy lands Rob in jail.

When Lou takes Mary and Rhoda to a movie, he sees his son-in-law with a woman who is not his daughter.

Joanie's date for the dance at Arnold's is canceled at the last minute.

Laverne's dad and Carmine set a trap for the thieves who burglarized the girls' apartment.

Isaac falls for a woman with self-help ideas; a matchmaking service mistakenly pairs two bachelors; a man will do anything to get love.

A childless couple seek Ace's help; a woman (Mary Ann Mobley) vies with her daughter for Gopher's company; singles pretend to be wed.

Granny thinks she has captured Gen. Grant and sets out to woo him by donning a bathing suit.

Jethro can't get a part in a television series, but Elly's pet ape wins a starring role.

Iola, Bubba and Mama fantasize about marriage after attending a wedding. Guest star: Joseph Campanella.

Uncle Oscar's talking parrot tells the family of a hidden treasure.

After a doctor fails to find the reason for his headache, Lamont consults a psychiatrist to treat his pain.

Fred asks a professional gambler to teach Lamont and his friends a lesson.

Edith adds a senior citizen wedding and a pair of honeymooners to Archie's precious fishing trip plans.

Archie's management skills cause Harry and Carlos to quit on opening night, and Archie must turn to his inexperienced family members for help.

A baby enters the women's lives; a super-vixen offers Melanie a job; Elka gets the upper hand with her boyfriend.

Melanie's boss puts her in an awkward position; Joy worries about fitting in at college; Victoria is asked to change her appearance; Elka keeps a secret.

Laura blurts out an embarrassing secret on a national television quiz show.

Rob sets out to write a book during his vacation but has trouble getting started.

Woody returns from England a changed man; Sam becomes Frasier's personal fitness trainer.

Frasier and Lilith are forced to repeat their wedding vows for her overbearing mother (Marilyn Cooper).

Alex poses as Elaine's sophisticated boyfriend when she tries to explain to a former schoolmate, who is successful, why she drives a cab.

Felix and Oscar remember when Felix photographed his fiancee for a Playboy centerfold.