DTOUR Ms. Rinsky (Doris Roberts) asks Frankie and Mike to attend a math class after Frankie questions her teaching skills; Sue and Axl consider helping their aunt find a time capsule she buried. 2026-10-26 The Hecks spend spring break trying to clean out the house; Brick opens an information stand where he sells advice for a dollar. 2026-10-26 When Vic loses in poker, he won't pay George and instead opts to just take off $50 from money George owes him. 2026-10-26 After receiving a business award, George humiliates himself by dancing at a party in front of his entire staff. 2026-10-26 When Judith's pipes burst after an earthquake, Alan invites her to stay with him at Charlie's house. 2026-10-26 Evelyn takes drastic measures to get back into her sons' lives after Alan cuts her off. 2026-10-26 Charlie tries to distract Alan from an upcoming medical procedure by planning a trip to Las Vegas. 2026-10-26 Judith leaves Jake with Alan and Charlie while she spends a week in Hawaii, and the guys find that caring for Jake on a daily basis is much different from weekend visits. 2026-10-26 Drew (Drew Carey) seems to have the inside track when he and Mimi (Kathy Kinney) compete for the job of employee representative. 2026-10-26 Drew, Oswald and Lewis (Drew Carey, Diedrich Bader, Ryan Stiles) are shocked when Mr. Wick and Kate (Craig Ferguson, Christa Miller) start falling for each other. 2026-10-26 Molly meets the friend of her dreams when Peggy's childhood pal visits, but Peggy isn't fond of sharing. 2026-10-26 Molly tries to win some extra cash during a trip to a riverboat casino with the girls; Vince and Mike watch college basketball with the guys. 2026-10-26 Drew and the gang go to a midnight showing of "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" and meet up with Mimi and friends for a dance-off. 2026-10-26 Drew (Drew Carey) falls for a lose-weight-fast scheme and ends up the poster boy for the product. With Diedrich Bader. 2026-10-26 Ms. Rinsky (Doris Roberts) asks Frankie and Mike to attend a math class after Frankie questions her teaching skills; Sue and Axl consider helping their aunt find a time capsule she buried. 2026-10-26 The Hecks spend spring break trying to clean out the house; Brick opens an information stand where he sells advice for a dollar. 2026-10-26 When Vic loses in poker, he won't pay George and instead opts to just take off $50 from money George owes him. 2026-10-26 After receiving a business award, George humiliates himself by dancing at a party in front of his entire staff. 2026-10-26 When Judith's pipes burst after an earthquake, Alan invites her to stay with him at Charlie's house. 2026-10-26 Evelyn takes drastic measures to get back into her sons' lives after Alan cuts her off. 2026-10-26 A father and son from China have four suitcases full of undeclared food; an immigration raid targets illegal workers. 2026-10-26 An American tourist is caught renting by the hour, but insists she needs to meet up with her boyfriend. 2026-10-26 At O'Hare International, a returning American's bananas cause a slip-up in secondary; a mother covers for her kid at Detroit's Ambassador Bridge; a car search is brought to a head in Washington State. 2026-10-26 Officers search for a fugitive in Washington State; a cook is questioned on his way to Las Vegas; a canine flags several packages in Chicago; x-rays discover anomalies in Port Huron cargo. 2026-10-26 An officer's expertise in body language pays off; a German rock band in Detroit; a hole in a traveler's story. 2026-10-26 A father and son from China have four suitcases full of undeclared food; an immigration raid targets illegal workers. 2026-10-26 Shade and Angie go undercover when the king from Medieval Times believes he's been poisoned. 2026-10-26 Shade and Angie are hired by the owner of a luxurious rustic lodge to investigate an infidelity case, but their client ends up dead. 2026-10-26 Gerry suspects Central High of cheating; Bobbi prepares for maternity leave. 2026-10-26 Gerry discovers that teaching phys ed comes up a lot of paperwork; Bobbi tries to juggle work and a newborn; Lisa becomes friends with some moms who may have dirt on Xavier. 2026-10-26 Gerry ends up in a compromising situation after the teacher auction; Emma enlists Dwyer to do some repairs in the library; Trudy gets a surprise visit. 2026-10-26 Gerry is in awe of the concept of work-to-rule; Lisa tries setting boundaries between her and her stepson; Nisha accidentally reveals too much to her students. 2026-10-26 After Aunt Ginny's funeral, Frankie decides the family needs to start celebrating more milestones; Axl eats Brick's school project; Sue learns a boy at school has a crush on her. 2026-10-26 Frankie is deeply disappointed with her volunteer assignment at the Indiana-hosted Super Bowl; when the Donahues are out of town, the Hecks take advantage of their new car; Sue professes her feelings to Matt. 2026-10-26 A young upstart Vanessa is brought in to co-manage following a merger, so George pulls out all the stops. 2026-10-26 George accuses his mother of being a Scrooge, but she might just prove him wrong when mother and son compromise to help Max realize his dream of meeting his idol, BMX bike racing champion Dave Mirra. 2026-10-26 Molly accepts a job as a forklift driver at Vince's warehouse when she decides to take a break from writing her novel. 2026-10-26 Determined to change Mike's normal routine, Molly encourages him to try new things. 2026-10-26 When Charlie swears his love to Chelsea (Jennifer Taylor), her response is nothing like what he'd expected. 2026-10-26 Charlie fights the overwhelming urge to flee when Chelsea gets sick, and he is forced to take care of her. 2026-10-26 Chelsea finds pictures of a naked woman on Charlie's phone. 2026-10-26 Evelyn finally meets Charlie and Chelsea. 2026-10-26 Drew (Drew Carey) tries too hard to get rid of Steve and Mimi (John Carroll Lynch, Kathy Kinney), and they end up camping out in his backyard. Guest star: Mark Curry. 2026-10-26 The pressure to become intimate takes its toll on Drew and Kate (Drew Carey, Christa Miller); Steve and Mimi (John Carroll Lynch, Kathy Kinney) want to multiply. 2026-10-26 Sarah and Casey go in search of the man behind Fulcrum's plans to build its own Intersect, leaving Chuck and Agent Barker (Jonathan Cake) in a safety bunker. 2026-10-26 Jane goes undercover in a county jail to draw out a killer who committed a brutal murder. 2026-10-27 On the morning that Jane is supposed to testify in a murder trial, she discovers that a key piece of evidence has been stolen; Frankie decides to learn some magic tricks to impress Nina. 2026-10-27 On the eve of a trade summit, Josh learns the president will reverse himself on outsourcing American jobs; Kate Harper (Mary McCormack) steps in as the new deputy national security adviser. 2026-10-27 The president and his staff must wait out a White House lockdown after a foreign substance is detected in the building. 2026-10-27 Sarah and Casey go in search of the man behind Fulcrum's plans to build its own Intersect, leaving Chuck and Agent Barker (Jonathan Cake) in a safety bunker. 2026-10-27 Jane goes undercover in a county jail to draw out a killer who committed a brutal murder. 2026-10-27 On the morning that Jane is supposed to testify in a murder trial, she discovers that a key piece of evidence has been stolen; Frankie decides to learn some magic tricks to impress Nina. 2026-10-27 On the eve of a trade summit, Josh learns the president will reverse himself on outsourcing American jobs; Kate Harper (Mary McCormack) steps in as the new deputy national security adviser. 2026-10-27 The president and his staff must wait out a White House lockdown after a foreign substance is detected in the building. 2026-10-27 Sarah and Casey go in search of the man behind Fulcrum's plans to build its own Intersect, leaving Chuck and Agent Barker (Jonathan Cake) in a safety bunker. 2026-10-27 A Chicago canine unit discovers smugglers; officers enter a high-speed chase in Port Huron; a traveler triggers radiation alarms; bullets in Blaine, Washington. 2026-10-27 In the Detroit airport, a family traveling from the UK, may need to corroborate their story. Also, a tip from authorities puts officers at the Chicago International Mail facility on high alert. 2026-10-27 Border officers stop a young British visitor meeting an American cyber pal at Detroit Metro Airport, and a Chinese traveler is caught using his mobile phone in a secondary inspection in Chicago. 2026-10-27 A strong odor leads to a secondary inspection for two Americans in Port Huron; an officer finds gold at Chicago's O'Hare Airport. 2026-10-27 Authorities find a traveler's pot pipe in Blaine; in Port Huron, a traveler's past may come back to haunt him. 2026-10-27 A Chicago canine unit discovers smugglers; officers enter a high-speed chase in Port Huron; a traveler triggers radiation alarms; bullets in Blaine, Washington. 2026-10-27 During a routine sting operation, Shade and Angie pick up an unexpected fare with Maz and Nolan hot on their trail. 2026-10-27 Maz's sister comes to Angie for help recovering an aquatic creature that's gone missing from Ripley's Aquarium. 2026-10-27 Gerry takes control of the girl's soccer team to get back at Coach Meyers; an ambitious mom seduces Frank; Lisa's reign of terror seemingly comes to an end. 2026-10-27 Gerry's least-favorite student becomes Principal for a Day; a harmless prank goes sour; Bobbi accidentally ruins a student's life. 2026-10-27 Robert hires a security guard after a string of thefts; Robert learns the truth behind his baby's name. 2026-10-27 A team of reporters uses Xavier Academy to determine the true value of private schools and ends up exposing a deep, dark secret. 2026-10-27 Mike angers Frankie on Valentine's Day by refusing to present her with a romantic gesture; Axl struggles with a school assignment; Brick must write a report on love; Sue's boyfriend suddenly turns into a bad kisser. 2026-10-27 Frankie vows to get tickets to a Justin Bieber concert for Sue; Mike coaches Brick for the school's annual spelling bee; Axl and his friends try to break a speed limit -- on foot. 2026-10-27 Carmen considers using birth control, and George and Angie try to convince her not to sleep with her boyfriend. 2026-10-27 Ernie considers marrying a troubled woman, and George risks their friendship to keep him from making a huge mistake. 2026-10-27 After fighting with Joyce about money, Molly and Mike move into Mike's childhood bedroom at Peggy's place. 2026-10-27 Mike asks Carl to fill in for him as Molly's dance partner, but gets jealous when he thinks they are having too much fun. 2026-10-27 Chelsea sets Alan up on a blind date with Rose. 2026-10-27 Alan finds there is not much room for him left in the house when Charlie reluctantly lets Chelsea move in. 2026-10-27 When Chelsea and Alan become best friends, Charlie tries to take advantage of the situation. 2026-10-27 When Charlie finds out that Mia is back in town, he begins to question his relationship with Chelsea; Judith is rushed to the hospital. 2026-10-27 Drew jeopardizes his relationship with Kate when he hires an attractive ex-girlfriend as his assistant. 2026-10-27 Drew has a chance to get a promotion, if he makes a deal which compromises his values and frames an innocent employee. 2026-10-27 Chuck finds the creator of the Intersect; a conflict breaks out between the Burbank Buy More and the Beverly Hills branch. 2026-10-27 When a forensic accountant is gunned down, Jane and Maura are drawn into a sophisticated Ponzi scheme; Jane makes a life-changing career decision. 2026-10-28