DTour HD Sue, Axl and Brick have a meeting with Frankie and Mike to air complaints about their parenting styles; when Mike and Frankie change their ways, things do not turn out the way the kids expected. 2026-05-17 Sue wants a big celebration for her leap year birthday; Frankie learns that Mike has been caring for a stray cat; Brick develops a crush on a girl in his class; Axl becomes fascinated with vacuuming. 2026-05-17 George invites Carmen's boyfriend to move in with the family when he realizes the boy's father is a little too tough on him. 2026-05-17 George must explain his treatment of Carmen when she enters a poetry slam. 2026-05-17 Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension by romancing his teacher, but the results are unfortunate. 2026-05-17 Charlie's mother, Evelyn, asks to borrow his Mercedes so she can impress a Saudi prince who she wants to buy real estate. 2026-05-17 Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who is better at playing hard to get than he is. 2026-05-17 Alan denies having shoplifted a toy as a child and fears he has a dark side, until Charlie admits he planted the toy on Alan to stay out of trouble himself. 2026-05-17 Tensions flare when Drew and Oswald come up with separate plans to surprise Kate with her dream wedding gown. 2026-05-17 Drew (Drew Carey) worries that Kate (Christa Miller) may be having second thoughts as her wedding day draws closer. Guest star: Adrienne Barbeau. 2026-05-17 Peggy shares tantalizing stories from her past for Molly's second book -- in exchange for Molly doing chores. 2026-05-17 When Mike reaches a weight-loss goal -- his personal best -- he decides to celebrate by indulging in a slice of pie. 2026-05-17 Adam receives news that he has been accepted into NYU, but his excitement is soon diminished when he learns Brea has been accepted into a school far away; Adam fears the distance will affect their relationship. 2026-05-17 Beverly creates a plan to save Formica Mike's failing marriage, but her efforts quickly backfire; Barry enlists Adam and his friends to create a James Bond-themed home movie in his ongoing efforts to court Joanne. 2026-05-17 Sue, Axl and Brick have a meeting with Frankie and Mike to air complaints about their parenting styles; when Mike and Frankie change their ways, things do not turn out the way the kids expected. 2026-05-17 Sue wants a big celebration for her leap year birthday; Frankie learns that Mike has been caring for a stray cat; Brick develops a crush on a girl in his class; Axl becomes fascinated with vacuuming. 2026-05-17 George invites Carmen's boyfriend to move in with the family when he realizes the boy's father is a little too tough on him. 2026-05-17 George must explain his treatment of Carmen when she enters a poetry slam. 2026-05-17 Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension by romancing his teacher, but the results are unfortunate. 2026-05-17 Charlie's mother, Evelyn, asks to borrow his Mercedes so she can impress a Saudi prince who she wants to buy real estate. 2026-05-17 Officers find white powder in tea sacks; pills marked ICE are frozen; some furry foreigners arrive to spread good will. 2026-05-17 A traveler is caught with cocaine-filled pen caps; a long stay alerts CBP; a probation-breaking welder feels the heat. 2026-05-17 A fake ID comes to light at the border; a young traveler's stories don't jibe; CBP hounds sniff out forbidden food. 2026-05-17 Officers find a stash of luxury knockoffs; a drag race fan slows his roll; CBP catches a wanted duo. 2026-05-17 A car's radiation levels alert CBP; an officer digs up a stash of deadly bath salts; multiple phones materialize. 2026-05-17 CBP converges on flights arriving from drug-source countries; a coffee expo volunteer finds trouble; pills are found in film containers. 2026-05-17 Gerry Duncan finally gets offered a full-time teaching position at Xavier academy after years of being the substitute teacher. 2026-05-17 Gerry volunteers to help at the 24-hour Famine event to spend time with Eva MacPhee. 2026-05-17 Gerry tries to match Dwyer in positive reviews on a website; Simon stands up to a student. 2026-05-17 Gerry thinks he will catch students cheating during exam week. 2026-05-17 Drew (Drew Carey) confronts three co-workers who hold meetings and plan ways to make his life miserable. With Kathy Kinney. 2026-05-17 Drew decides to resurrect his old band when he receives a warm reception during a jam session at the Ramada Inn. 2026-05-17 Erica and Geoff decide to throw a party to prove that they can still have fun as a young, engaged couple; Beverly presses the school faculty to put together a "Fame"-themed send-off for the senior class. 2026-05-17 Upon their return home from college orientation, Adam and Brea each confess a secret that could affect the future of their relationship; Barry and Beverly openly admit their love of ice dancing and explore their shared passion together. 2026-05-17 Brick takes a newspaper delivery job in order to earn money for night vision goggles; Axl tries to convince Sue that a long-distance relationship between her and Matt won't work; Frankie learns that Mike has been hoarding batteries. 2026-05-17 After attending a new church, Frankie is inspired by a pastor who wants people to live without regrets by fulfilling their own destiny. 2026-05-17 When Angie meets a former boyfriend who's now a news anchor for lunch, George becomes concerned she might be having an affair. 2026-05-17 George considers taking bribes from his father-in-law and best friend in exchange for permission to date his long-lost sister. 2026-05-17 Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister (Camryn Manheim) to cater a party their mother has conned them into throwing for her. 2026-05-17 Alan gets a taste of what Charlie's sex life is like when he meets a woman at the grocery store who fulfills his every fantasy. 2026-05-17 Charlie bumps into an old flame he once thought would be Mrs. Right (Denise Richards) and is pleased to learn her marriage did not work out. 2026-05-17 Charlie is tasked with writing a theme song to one of Jake's favorite comics; things heat up between Alan and Rose. 2026-05-17 Erica and Geoff decide to throw a party to prove that they can still have fun as a young, engaged couple; Beverly presses the school faculty to put together a "Fame"-themed send-off for the senior class. 2026-05-17 Upon their return home from college orientation, Adam and Brea each confess a secret that could affect the future of their relationship; Barry and Beverly openly admit their love of ice dancing and explore their shared passion together. 2026-05-17 Drew (Drew Carey) confronts three co-workers who hold meetings and plan ways to make his life miserable. With Kathy Kinney. 2026-05-17 Drew decides to resurrect his old band when he receives a warm reception during a jam session at the Ramada Inn. 2026-05-17 Mike's feelings are hurt when Molly is nervous about him attending a celebration hosted by her publisher. 2026-05-17 During a road trip to Peggy's hometown, Molly arranges a surprise reunion between Peggy and her estranged sister (Margo Martindale); Mike and Vince bond as they try to repair a water heater. 2026-05-17 Brick takes a newspaper delivery job in order to earn money for night vision goggles; Axl tries to convince Sue that a long-distance relationship between her and Matt won't work; Frankie learns that Mike has been hoarding batteries. 2026-05-18 After attending a new church, Frankie is inspired by a pastor who wants people to live without regrets by fulfilling their own destiny. 2026-05-18 When Angie meets a former boyfriend who's now a news anchor for lunch, George becomes concerned she might be having an affair. 2026-05-18 George considers taking bribes from his father-in-law and best friend in exchange for permission to date his long-lost sister. 2026-05-18 Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister (Camryn Manheim) to cater a party their mother has conned them into throwing for her. 2026-05-18 Alan gets a taste of what Charlie's sex life is like when he meets a woman at the grocery store who fulfills his every fantasy. 2026-05-18 Charlie bumps into an old flame he once thought would be Mrs. Right (Denise Richards) and is pleased to learn her marriage did not work out. 2026-05-18 Charlie is tasked with writing a theme song to one of Jake's favorite comics; things heat up between Alan and Rose. 2026-05-18 Drew (Drew Carey) confronts three co-workers who hold meetings and plan ways to make his life miserable. With Kathy Kinney. 2026-05-18 Drew decides to resurrect his old band when he receives a warm reception during a jam session at the Ramada Inn. 2026-05-18 Mike's feelings are hurt when Molly is nervous about him attending a celebration hosted by her publisher. 2026-05-18 During a road trip to Peggy's hometown, Molly arranges a surprise reunion between Peggy and her estranged sister (Margo Martindale); Mike and Vince bond as they try to repair a water heater. 2026-05-18 Erica and Geoff decide to throw a party to prove that they can still have fun as a young, engaged couple; Beverly presses the school faculty to put together a "Fame"-themed send-off for the senior class. 2026-05-18 Upon their return home from college orientation, Adam and Brea each confess a secret that could affect the future of their relationship; Barry and Beverly openly admit their love of ice dancing and explore their shared passion together. 2026-05-18 Brick takes a newspaper delivery job in order to earn money for night vision goggles; Axl tries to convince Sue that a long-distance relationship between her and Matt won't work; Frankie learns that Mike has been hoarding batteries. 2026-05-18 After attending a new church, Frankie is inspired by a pastor who wants people to live without regrets by fulfilling their own destiny. 2026-05-18 When Angie meets a former boyfriend who's now a news anchor for lunch, George becomes concerned she might be having an affair. 2026-05-18 George considers taking bribes from his father-in-law and best friend in exchange for permission to date his long-lost sister. 2026-05-18 Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister (Camryn Manheim) to cater a party their mother has conned them into throwing for her. 2026-05-18 Alan gets a taste of what Charlie's sex life is like when he meets a woman at the grocery store who fulfills his every fantasy. 2026-05-18 A woman's belongings are positive for heroin; a Malaysian man arrives looking for work. 2026-05-18 A woman with protruding pants attracts the attention of Customs; a passenger would rather go to court than pay a fine. 2026-05-18 A woman tries to smuggle an expensive gift into Australia; a package from Hong Kong looks suspicious. 2026-05-18 A fidgety passenger has officers on high alert because of what's found under his home's floorboards. 2026-05-18 A musician claims to have special powers that help her see the future. 2026-05-18 A father and son from China have four suitcases full of undeclared food; an immigration raid targets illegal workers. 2026-05-18 When Charlie Harris, Hope Zion Hospital's chief of surgery, falls into a coma, he ends up wandering the hospital in spirit form. 2026-05-18 Alex Reid treats a boy with mysterious symptoms while dealing with the arrival of Charlie's ex-wife; Joel and Maggie try to help a patient who is refusing treatment because of religious beliefs. 2026-05-18 Local hunters begin to die from animal attacks; Audrey and Nathan suspect the animals have become the hunters. 2026-05-18 Gerry discovers that Robert is charming a generous philanthropist; Lisa finds out Simon is bribing Trudy. 2026-05-18 Gerry is forced to appoint his arch nemesis Mr. Leung as his new assistant coach; Robert brings his pet bird to work. 2026-05-18 Mike objects when Frankie starts using Brick as a snitch; Sue catches Axl sneaking into the house in the middle of the night. 2026-05-18 Mike's brother, Rusty (Norm Macdonald), invites the Hecks to his wedding, but lists their address as the location of the ceremony; Brick isn't allowed to go to a party that falls on the same day of the wedding. 2026-05-18 When a major earthquake shakes Los Angeles, George's repressed childhood fears resurface. Despite a positive assessment of the house from a contractor, George refuses to go back in, and he and Carmen set up a tent in the backyard. 2026-05-18 When Benny demands cash for a box of George's childhood mementos, George learns some painful truths about his boyhood. 2026-05-18 Molly needs to adjust her spending habits on shoes if she wants to maintain harmony in her marriage with Mike. 2026-05-18 After being shot in a robbery, Mike decides to live each day as if it's his last; Carl thinks Mike should quit the police force. 2026-05-18 Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension by romancing his teacher, but the results are unfortunate. 2026-05-18 Charlie's mother, Evelyn, asks to borrow his Mercedes so she can impress a Saudi prince who she wants to buy real estate. 2026-05-18 Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who is better at playing hard to get than he is. 2026-05-18 Alan denies having shoplifted a toy as a child and fears he has a dark side, until Charlie admits he planted the toy on Alan to stay out of trouble himself. 2026-05-18 Drew's old classmate charms him into letting her move in with him, even after she starts causing trouble. 2026-05-18 Attorneys step in to settle a dispute when Drew leads an employee revolt over management's refusal to create a skywalk. 2026-05-18 Chuck must decide if he should go against the U.S. government and his friends by helping a top Chinese spy with an unauthorized mission; Buy More forces Morgan into a sales competition that could cost him his job. 2026-05-18 The entire Boston Police Department searches for Alice Sands; the team investigates a suspicious car crash; a new romance blossoms. 2026-05-19