WJPW-CD Doug, Deacon, Danny and Spence take an impulsive trip to Memphis to try to stop the wedding of Spence's ex-girlfriend. 2026-10-27 Carrie comes down with a cold; Arthur must find a teammate for the senior center's shuffleboard tournament. 2026-10-27 When Charlie and Alan take their personal frustrations out on each other, Rose tries to help the brothers sort out their feelings. 2026-10-27 When Evelyn reads in the obituaries that her second husband, Harry, has died, she attends the funeral with Alan, then is furious to learn that Alan had kept in touch with Harry after the divorce. 2026-10-27 After taking a loan from Evelyn, Alan is guilted into double-dating with her, her new romantic interest and his daughter. 2026-10-27 Alan is reluctant to leave Jake with Evelyn for a sleepover visit until he finds himself partying with Charlie and a busload of beautiful female volleyball players. 2026-10-27 Disaster strikes when George's mom forgets about a lit cigarette. Carmen is determined to marry her boyfriend Jason and have a baby, much to George and Angie's dismay. 2026-10-27 Carmen insists that she and Jason get married and have a baby so they can stay together. 2026-10-27 When Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa hears that George has been imitating him in order to bully a menacing biker, he decides to pay a visit. 2026-10-27 Rather than give in to Benny's incessant pleas to buy her a new car, George and Angie agree to drive her around town. 2026-10-27 A Ouija board's message sends Roseanne into labor on Halloween. 2026-10-27 Roseanne and Jackie whoop it up with ghoulish glee at a glitzy Halloween party in New York. 2026-10-27 C.C.'s feelings are hurt when her estranged father visits and invites Fran to a concert instead of her. 2026-10-27 Fran (Fran Drescher) is torn between her loyalty to the Sheffields and a proposal from her ex-boyfriend (Jonathan Penner). With Charles Shaughnessy. 2026-10-27 Grace reveals that she has no memories of her mother after she and Fran enter a mother-daughter beauty contest. 2026-10-27 Mr. Sheffield goes to a hot new club with Fran and Val and meets a woman who looks and sounds exactly like Fran. 2026-10-27 As Abishola begins studying for medical school, she offends Gloria with an insensitive comment about Gloria's own journey of almost becoming a doctor; Tunde schools a reluctant Bob on the art of home repair while helping to fix his dishwasher. 2026-10-27 When Ebun attempts to establish herself as matriarch, Olu worries she's losing her place in the family; Bob and Abishola are forced to choose sides; Tunde is appointed interim deacon at church. 2026-10-27 Paid programming. 2026-10-27 Paid programming. 2026-10-27 Fran transforms a nerdy singer into a cool rapper so that he can audition for a part in Maxwell's new show. 2026-10-27 With many of her friends divorced and disagreement brewing with Maxwell, Fran worries about her pending nuptials. 2026-10-27 Maxwell's father (Robert Vaughn) leaves his entire fortune to his secret love child, Concepción (Maria Conchita Alonso). With Fran Drescher and Charles Shaughnessy. 2026-10-27 Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) tells Fran (Fran Drescher) that she must sign a prenuptial agreement or the wedding will be canceled. Whoopi Goldberg and Ray Charles guest star. 2026-10-27 Al takes advantage of Peg's amnesia to transform her into the model housewife. 2026-10-27 When Al's boss falls in love with Bud, she offers Al part of the company if he and Peg can convince Bud to marry her. 2026-10-27 The court orders Al to live in Bud's basement room to see how unlivable it really is. 2026-10-27 Al and Griff join the National Guard and are surprised when they are asked to help during the garbage strike. 2026-10-27 When Holly is kicked out of her apartment, Arthur insists she stay with him until she can find someplace new to live. 2026-10-27 Doug takes Carrie to a spa, hoping it will get her to let him take a trip to Vegas with the guys; Arthur teaches Spence his trick for beating the house in blackjack. 2026-10-27 Becky is suspended from school after making a gesture in her class picture. 2026-10-27 Dan confesses his sexy dreams to Roseanne -- and she's not in them. 2026-10-27 Dan and Roseanne celebrate an anniversary; Becky and Darlene are grounded. 2026-10-27 Roseanne expects a fight between Jackie and their mother (Estelle Parsons), but she is surprised instead. 2026-10-27 It's Roseanne's favorite holiday, Halloween, and Leon's planning a gay soirée at the diner; during the party, Roseanne is horrified to learn about a secret in Fred's past. 2026-10-27 The Conners plan an outrageous costume party for Halloween that includes a practical joke on the neighbors. 2026-10-27 George takes over planning a wedding for one of Angie's very high-maintenance clients (Eva Longoria) in order to prove he can do her job better than she can. 2026-10-27 Benny is furious when she discovers that George has rigged the results of a productivity contest at the factory against her. Upset because Angie agrees with Benny, George goes drinking with Ernie. 2026-10-27 George finds out the factory is moving to Mexico; Benny flees when the police want to question her about an old robbery; Angie awaits the results of a home pregnancy test. 2026-10-27 As Carmen prepares for college, Angie learns the family could be growing; Benny faces jail for a crime from her past. 2026-10-27 Jefferson's scheme to retrieve a valuable doll has Al spending the night with Marcy. 2026-10-27 The Bundys protest a new unauthorized sitcom based on their lives. 2026-10-27 Al runs into football players from his old rival high school and accuses them of using ringers to win the championship game. 2026-10-27 Al forms a baseball league and the team sponsored by the nudie bar makes it to the championship. 2026-10-27 Al (Ed O'Neill) goes to Washington after he and the gang picket against the cancellation of their favorite show. 2026-10-27 Al and the gang drive to Washington, D.C., hoping to save their favorite show, "Psycho Dad.". 2026-10-27 Jealous of Carrie's new job and her long hours, Doug asks his boss for a promotion and gets put in charge of safety. 2026-10-27 Carrie makes Doug join a support group for overeaters, but he secretly joins an abusive relationship group where he blames his eating on her. 2026-10-27 Doug sends a new driver on the wrong route, but the plan backfires when the man winds up in the hospital. 2026-10-28 Doug digs a deeper hole for himself when he fakes a heart attack to avoid angering Carrie for not knowing her friend's name. 2026-10-28 Charlie unknowingly sleeps with an elderly man's (Orson Bean) hot trophy wife. 2026-10-28 After Alan falls off the roof, Charlie volunteers to watch Jake for the weekend. 2026-10-28 Alan must see the school principal over a picture Jake drew of a schoolmate and calls Charlie to watch over the boy. 2026-10-28 Charlie organizes an intervention to keep Alan from reuniting with Judith. 2026-10-28 George realizes how difficult it is to live with Ernie and his parents, so he convinces Ernie to get his own place. 2026-10-28 Max witnesses a traumatic event at school, and it gives him chronic nightmares until George brings him to a counselor. 2026-10-28 When George peeks at a 10-year-old unopened letter from Angie, he discovers some secrets that they both may wish were never revealed. 2026-10-28 George's constant sarcasm about her age makes Benny self-conscious to the point that she decides to get overly large breast implants to compensate. 2026-10-28 Dan wants to play a Halloween prank on Nancy; David and Darlene spook Roseanne. 2026-10-28 The Conners plan an outrageous costume party for Halloween that includes a practical joke on the neighbors. 2026-10-28 A former high-school classmate (guest star Richard Kind) of Fran's (Fran Drescher) threatens to jump off a ledge unless she marries him. 2026-10-28 Fran's (Fran Drescher) Grandma Yetta (guest star Ann Guilbert) moves in with the Sheffields while her retirement home is treated for termites. Also starring Charles Shaughnessy. 2026-10-28 A millionaire (Efrem Zimbalist Jr.) invites Fran (Fran Drescher) to go to dinner with him -- in Paris. 2026-10-28 Fran's anniversary as a nanny for the Sheffields is coming up, but Maxwell seems to have forgotten all about it; Gracie visits a nursing home. 2026-10-28 Abishola is nervous about Dele's trip to Nigeria with his father; Bob creates a guidebook on Nigeria for Dele that he proudly calls "Sights and Bites.". 2026-10-28 When Bob receives an offer to sell MaxDot, he must weigh the potential payout against his family's legacy; Abishola and Gloria's relationship is strained when the hospital cuts nursing staff. 2026-10-28 Paid programming. 2026-10-28 Paid programming. 2026-10-28 Maxwell learns his brother once proposed to Fran; Fran finds out about Maxwell's fling with Marla Maples. 2026-10-28 As their nuptials approach, both Fran and Maxwell (Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy) suffer from pre-wedding calamities and jitters. Guest star: Bess Armstrong. 2026-10-28 As their nuptials approach, both Fran and Maxwell (Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy) suffer from pre-wedding calamities and jitters. Guest star: Bess Armstrong. 2026-10-28 Fran and Maxwell (Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy) fall off a yacht and spend a frustrating honeymoon on a deserted island. With Lauren Lane. 2026-10-28 Al and Peg discover their incompatibility during a board game and seek professional counseling. 2026-10-28 A separated Al moves out and starts to date; Peg meets a wealthy man. 2026-10-28 Al and Peg try to enjoy their new single life, but Peg discovers more wrong with Mr. Wright (Alan Thicke). 2026-10-28 Confusion sets in when Peg has less free time and is nonchalant during a visit with Al to a nudie bar. 2026-10-28 Doug goes looking for his father at a model train convention and notices his mother with very seductive Arthur Spooner. 2026-10-28 Deacon and Kelly find new couple friends, forcing Doug and Carrie to turn to their old reliable couple friends, Neal and Marcy. 2026-10-28 Dan's father announces his plans to marry Roseanne's best friend, Crystal. 2026-10-28 The Conners celebrate Darlene's wedding day; Darlene and Dan have another fight, but they reconcile immediately. 2026-10-28 Jackie has a date in her apartment; Roseanne and Becky have an argument and Roseanne's discipline drives Becky to Jackie's front door. 2026-10-28 Rosie teaches Darlene's home economics class; the students get a life lesson and learn firsthand how to provide for a family when the money is always tight. 2026-10-28 Roseanne becomes depressed when Becky can't be home for Halloween; the ghosts of Halloween past, present and future visit. 2026-10-28 Dan wants to play a Halloween prank on Nancy; David and Darlene spook Roseanne. 2026-10-28 Angie maintains her story that she is pregnant to keep George from missing Carmen; Vic introduces his young fiancée to the family. 2026-10-28 The Lopez home and George's new media room suddenly become a bit more full when their niece, Veronica, and her freeloading boyfriend move in. 2026-10-28 Benny depends on George's testimony to free her from prison when her embittered mother, defense attorney and judge all turn against her. 2026-10-28 Upset about being publicly humiliated at work, George downs a shot of tequila with the worm in it, which makes him hallucinate that he and Ernie are gay. 2026-10-28 The women decide to escort Al and his buddies to the nudie bar they frequent. 2026-10-28 Kelly insists on shooting an apple off Bud's head while competing for a spokesperson job for Friar Tuck. 2026-10-28 Al is forced to participate in Kelly's screen test after her acting instructor gets decked by his boss. 2026-10-28 A hidden item of Al's is lost when the family Dodge doesn't make it out of the car wash. 2026-10-28 Al realizes his worst nightmare when the Bundys and D'Arcys go on a dream vacation to the Caribbean. 2026-10-28 The Bundys and D'Arcys try to save their lives, as well as their sanity, after being forced onto a lifeboat. 2026-10-28 Doug wears a cologne Carrie dislikes to try to convince himself and the guys that she does not control him. 2026-10-28 Carrie gets a raise and hires a Spanish-speaking housekeeper, but the language barrier frustrates Doug; he retaliates by hiring Veronica as his personal housekeeper. 2026-10-28 Carrie is upset when Doug does not take an exam that could have led to a promotion, so he retaliates by becoming a bartender. 2026-10-29