WTZP-LD Doug recalls his childhood toy, Mentalo; Arthur sends Holly to find the perfect gift for his daughter. 2026-09-02 Doug loans Carrie to Deacon for a couple of days to help him get ready for his big Thanksgiving dinner. 2026-09-02 After they embarrass him in public, Jake refuses to stay with Charlie and Alan. 2026-09-02 Alan suggests that Chelsea get breast-reduction surgery, and Charlie kicks him out. 2026-09-02 Charlie and Alan go out drinking when a date is finally set for the wedding; they are horrified when they wake up to find a strange woman in their bed. 2026-09-02 Chelsea tries to help her beautiful college roommate get over a bad breakup. 2026-09-02 Carmen's boyfriend spreads nasty rumors about her after she breaks up with him; George has a score to settle with a school counselor (guest star Steven R. Schirripa). 2026-09-02 George learns he has a half brother (Lou Diamond Phillips) when he tries to take out a loan for Carmen's private school. 2026-09-02 Angie's sister (guest star Jacqueline Obradors) makes a pass at George. Emiliano Diez also guest stars. 2026-09-02 George has a crisis of conscience when he is asked to demote an employee because of his ethnic background. 2026-09-02 Roseanne and Dan try to prove that new wealth will not change the Conner family when they win the state lottery. 2026-09-02 Roseanne's grasp of reality slips as she grapples with her newfound fortune. 2026-09-02 Feeling threatened by Fran's relationship with the children, C.C. takes them on a disastrous trip to the zoo. 2026-09-02 Fran (Fran Drescher) persuades Niles (Daniel Davis) to pose as her husband after her mother (Renee Taylor) tells their cousins she is married. 2026-09-02 While they are baking cookies, Grace becomes hysterical when Fran accidentally eats her imaginary friend. 2026-09-02 Fran is shocked to discover her anticipated Christmas bonus turns out to be a present instead of cash. 2026-09-02 Bob enlists Tunde's help to renovate the factory; Abishola tries to cheer up Ebunoluwa with a party after she receives bad news from Nigeria. 2026-09-02 Thanks to Abishola's brutal honesty, Bob finds himself in a feud with Kemi; after Douglas makes a big mistake on the warehouse floor, Goodwin hates himself for looking the other way. 2026-09-02 Paid programming. 2026-09-02 Cut up to half the cost of your monthly cell phone bill; same towers, same coverage, but a lot less money; it sounds great but is it too good to be true?; join myth-busting legend Kari Byron as she takes on Big Wireless to save you money. 2026-09-02 Fran (Fran Drescher) introduces her new boyfriend (Philip Casnoff), the temple cantor, to Mr. Sheffield (Charles Shaughnessy) and Burt Bacharach (as himself). 2026-09-02 Brighton's (Benjamin Salisbury) French tutor (Paolo Seganti) inspires Fran's (Fran Drescher) love and Maxwell's (Charles Shaughnessy) distrust. With Daniel Davis. 2026-09-02 Fran goes on a cruise to meet her dream man; Maxwell crashes her vacation hoping to stop her from meeting anyone. 2026-09-02 Fran and C.C.'s dog accompany Maxwell on a trip to Paris when they fail to leave the plane before takeoff. 2026-09-02 Peg is jealous when Al appears to be interested in a new neighbor (Rhonda Shear). 2026-09-02 Al thinks Kelly is a kept woman when he visits her luxury apartment. 2026-09-02 A large inheritance can be Al's if the Bundys have another child. 2026-09-02 Marcy wakes up with a new husband after a wild night on the town. 2026-09-02 Doug downplays a mold problem in the basement so he and Carrie can go on a last-minute Caribbean vacation. 2026-09-02 When insurance won't cover the mold problem, Doug asks his dad for money, leaving Arthur insulted because he didn't come to him. Anne Meara guest stars. 2026-09-02 When Roseanne confronts Dan about his blue mood, he admits he feels remorse over his relationship with his mother. 2026-09-02 A wealthy prince (Jim Varney) sweeps Jackie off her feet and whisks the entire Conner family to New York on his private jet. 2026-09-02 After being slapped, wrapped and starved, Roseanne and Jackie wonder if life at an exclusive spa is too much. 2026-09-02 Roseanne and Jackie whoop it up with ghoulish glee at a glitzy Halloween party in New York. 2026-09-02 A wealthy family invites the Connors to visit their estate on Cape Cod. 2026-09-02 Roseanne goes on the offensive when her family is kidnapped by terrorists and held aboard a speeding train. 2026-09-02 Failure to buy life insurance prompts George's obsession with death, surfacing in nightmares that hark back to his childhood television fixation. 2026-09-02 Max gets in trouble with the law when he starts hanging out with a gang of skateboarders in order to make new friends. 2026-09-02 An employer offers George a higher-paying job in a small Colorado town and George; Angie consider moving there to provide a better life for their children. 2026-09-02 Carmen and Max get homesick when they wind up getting into more trouble in a small Colorado town than in Los Angeles. 2026-09-02 Al forms a church with his beer-drinking buddies as a means to avoid paying taxes. 2026-09-02 Much to Al's horror, his new baldness remedy also turns out to be a love potion. 2026-09-02 After Peg rescues him from a mugger, Al stages a robbery in hopes of saving his pride. 2026-09-02 In order to join a men's club, Bud attempts to get a wrestler's (King Kong Bundy) autograph and ends up in the ring. 2026-09-02 Kelly attends her high-school reunion only to find the former class nerd transformed into a rich hunk. 2026-09-02 Al seeks vengeance when the high-school scoreboard is named after Terry Bradshaw. 2026-09-02 Doug tries to prove to Carrie that he thinks about her all the time; friends threaten to ditch Doug's Super Bowl party for a co-worker's. 2026-09-02 After tearing apart the Heffernans' walls, a contractor has a dispute with Doug and disappears, leaving things a mess. 2026-09-02 Doug has to transport penguins to the Albany zoo, forcing him to cancel romantic Valentine's Day plans with Carrie. 2026-09-03 Doug and Carrie feel insecure about their lives after they accidentally pick up the exciting pictures of another couple. 2026-09-03 Charlie discovers he has not been satisfying Chelsea; Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair without spending much money. 2026-09-03 Charlie discovers that Chelsea has not been completely honest about her finances. 2026-09-03 Charlie attempts to guide Jake down the path of infidelity while his girlfriend is away for the holidays. 2026-09-03 Jake writes love songs to woo his ex-girlfriend; Herb and Alan hide their secret friendship from Judith. 2026-09-03 When Benny learns that George's father is wealthy, she concocts a get-rich-quick scheme that jeopardizes George's job. 2026-09-03 George and Angie invite ex-gang member Marisol to stay with them, but trouble erupts when she becomes a role model for Carmen. 2026-09-03 Carmen's first day of school turns upside down when George misdirects his worry and concern; Max develops a crush on an older woman. 2026-09-03 George has to hide his concern when Ernie is made team leader at work; a cosmetics saleswoman (Hilary Duff) encourages Angie to lie to her clients. 2026-09-03 Familial tensions mar the Conners' first Thanksgiving as members of the nouveau riche. 2026-09-03 Roseanne worries about changes she has made when Dan announces that he is coming home. 2026-09-03 Fran (Fran Drescher) becomes a bargaining chip when Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) tries to cast a soap star (Stephen Nichols) in a new play. 2026-09-03 When Maxwell's (Charles Shaughnessy) childhood nanny (Cloris Leachman) visits, she is appalled by Fran's (Fran Drescher) unique child-care methods. 2026-09-03 For her 30th birthday, Fran's mother gives her a cemetery plot as a gift to introduce her to an eligible funeral director. 2026-09-03 Fran casts Grace as the lead in the school pageant, but when Maxwell becomes the producer the girl develops stage fright. 2026-09-03 Abishola's visit to the sock factory during a nurse's strike puts extra pressure on Bob to make the factory successful. 2026-09-03 When Abishola's husband makes a surprise visit, Bob sees this as a perfect opportunity for Abishola to ask for a divorce; Abishola is surprised when past feelings for her husband come up. 2026-09-03 Paid programming. 2026-09-03 Trusted brand Jacuzzi Bath Remodel and interior designer Christina Hall share their secrets on how you can easily and affordably transform your bathroom into a gorgeous custom, safe, stylish space in 1 day! Call for a FREE quote & installation. 2026-09-03 Fran decides to date a blind man after she is convinced by C.C. that men admire her only for her looks. 2026-09-03 Fran (Fran Drescher) chaperones Maggie on a date with an older man (Brian Bloom) and falls for the man's 25-year-old friend (Sean Kanan). 2026-09-03 Fran helps Brighton when his failing science grades force Maxwell to threaten him with military school. 2026-09-03 Fran lands a weekly segment on a popular talk show, causing problems in her relationship with Maxwell. 2026-09-03 Al assumes a position of power in his neighborhood when Kelly dates a politician (Lane Davies). 2026-09-03 Buck is forced to take to the streets when the Bundys neglect to feed him. 2026-09-03 Peg redecorates the bedroom for an interior design class assignment, but Al takes offense. 2026-09-03 Al's football trophy is stolen while he is guarding his alma mater. 2026-09-03 When Doug gets caught in a lie to avoid going to the opera, he and Carrie decide to be honest with each other in the future. 2026-09-03 After discovering that Arthur and his estranged half brother, Skitch (guest star Shelley Berman), inherited their aunt's home 10 years ago, Doug hatches a plan to reunite the siblings and get them to move in together. 2026-09-03 Dan returns home for Christmas, and he, Roseanne and the rest of the family realize how lucky they are. 2026-09-03 Jackie forces Dan to reveal the truth to Roseanne; D.J. wants to videotape Darlene giving birth. 2026-09-03 Dan prepares to return to California while Roseanne tries to assess where their marriage is headed; D.J. meets his soul mate. 2026-09-03 Family and friends try to cheer up heartbroken Roseanne after she locks herself in her room. 2026-09-03 Roseanne bonds with the son (James Brolin) of her former boss and learns some shocking news about Lanford's future. 2026-09-03 Roseanne discovers an attraction to Edgar Wellman Jr. (James Brolin) and realizes he feels the same way about her. 2026-09-03 A young upstart Vanessa is brought in to co-manage following a merger, so George pulls out all the stops. 2026-09-03 George accuses his mother of being a Scrooge, but she might just prove him wrong when mother and son compromise to help Max realize his dream of meeting his idol, BMX bike racing champion Dave Mirra. 2026-09-03 Carmen considers using birth control, and George and Angie try to convince her not to sleep with her boyfriend. 2026-09-03 Ernie considers marrying a troubled woman, and George risks their friendship to keep him from making a huge mistake. 2026-09-03 On a bear hunt in Wanker County, Al and Bud triumphantly bag a hibernating bear. 2026-09-03 Forced from their mountain retreat, Al and the NO MA'AM guys find lodging in a bomb shelter. 2026-09-03 Peg's mother gets a job as a 976-sex phone operator to help with Christmas expenses. 2026-09-03 Al and Peg join Peg's parents on a marriage-encounter weekend. 2026-09-03 Bud's life literally depends on getting Kelly to finish the exercise video she is signed to do. 2026-09-03 Bud unwittingly tapes a mobster's confession while shooting Kelly's video. 2026-09-03 A relative rivalry erupts after Doug reluctantly helps get his cousin Danny promoted to driver at IPS; Holly accidentally insults Arthur. 2026-09-03 Carrie can't stop buying expensive clothes, and then taking them back to the shops within a few days. Meanwhile, Spence's new girlfriend is so afraid of his dog she tells him to decide who he wants, the dog or her. 2026-09-03 Doug and Carrie borrow twin beds while waiting for a new bed to be delivered and discover that doing things separately has advantages. 2026-09-04