KMBY-LD In between emergency calls and fire alarms, DeSoto ponders purchasing a house and receives unsolicited real-estate advice from Gage. 2026-09-01 Hogan arranges a wedding for a French pilot and gets Klink to marry them. 2026-09-01 Hawkeye is picked to be the personal physician for a corps commander until he gives the general a physical. 2026-09-01 Col. Potter plans to show his all-time favorite Western as a pick-me-up for the company's badly sagging morale. 2026-09-01 Hawkeye and B.J. decide to do something about a helicopter pilot who uses natives to gather battlefield bric-a-brac to sell as war souvenirs. 2026-09-01 Ellie Walker, a young pharmacist, moves to Mayberry to help her uncle in the local drugstore and tries to adjust to the unusual nature of the town and its residents. 2026-09-01 Andy becomes convinced that Ellie wants to marry him after she accepts his invitation to the church picnic and dance. 2026-09-01 Debra and Marie hope that Robert will be stirred to action when they fix up Amy with Raymond's friend Gianni. 2026-09-01 While watching the twins play basketball, Ray has a hard time dealing with the fact that Geoffrey is a terrible athlete. 2026-09-01 Dorothy and Stan are ordered by a judge to inhabit one of their substandard apartments. 2026-09-01 Dorothy replaces Blanche as the center of attention for the men at Blanche's favorite nightspot. 2026-09-01 A look at home interior magazines; a husband and wife team struggle over income tax forms; a big dramatic scene for actor Harvey Korman. 2026-09-01 A Chinese-American girl (Irene Tsu) hires Perry to find a collection of diamonds stolen from her grandfather's Hong Kong home. 2026-09-01 A man recovering from a nervous breakdown sees a horrifying creature on the wing of his plane. With William Shatner. 2026-09-01 A meek clerk (Dick York) plots with his associates to rob their investment firm. With Wendell Holmes. 2026-09-01 A wanted man (Jack Carson) disappears while visiting a little-known tourist attraction in Italy. With Christopher Dark. 2026-09-01 A hit man loses his handiwork. 2026-09-01 Cannon encounters corruption when he investigates the attempted assassination of a state assemblyman. 2026-09-01 Despite evidence, Barnaby believes a man accused of killing a judge is being framed. 2026-09-01 An evangelizing woman lures "prospectors" into her illegal money-making scheme. 2026-09-01 Men posing as police officers swindle businessmen by soliciting ads for a magazine. 2026-09-01 Malloy and Reed assist a young mother trying to protect her baby from a deranged man. 2026-09-01 Reed and Malloy respond to an "officer needs help" and Reed finds that one of his academy colleagues has been critically wounded. 2026-09-01 Cartoon curator Bill and Toony the Tuna showcase classic cartoons featuring popular characters like Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck and Tom and Jerry. 2026-09-01 Wally is anxious about going to a dance because he can't cha-cha. 2026-09-01 Wally comes home with a faddish, greasy hairdo. 2026-09-01 A frightened waitress flees a restaurant, leaving behind her paycheck and a slightly moth-eaten mink coat. 2026-09-01 Ben defends a gambling blues singer (Ron Taylor) accused of killing his bookmaker. 2026-09-01 Five-0 must protect a singer (Lois Nettleton) whose eyewitness testimony can convict a Hawaiian racketeering kingpin of murder. 2026-09-01 Erin confronts Pickett; Jason shapes up his recruits; a grieving father attacks Jim-Bob; John-Boy is missing in action. 2026-09-01 A former cavalryman is attracted to the mother of a half-Indian boy injured in an Indian massacre led by the soldier. 2026-09-01 Ben gets caught in a marital mess trying to protect a woman from her alcoholic husband. 2026-09-01 Lucas helps an alcoholic former doctor regain his self-respect. 2026-09-01 Lucas unmasks a book salesman as a killer. 2026-09-01 A Native American tribe prepares to execute Bill, believing he tried to rob a grave site, but plans change when the chief's daughter falls in love with Bill. 2026-09-01 DeSoto opens his home to the son of an accident victim, a decision he comes to regret when the boy wrecks his house and reputation. 2026-09-02 A British POW and escape artist ignores Hogan and plans to escape. 2026-09-02 The surgical teams must somehow cope with a critical shortage of blood during a grueling 18-hour operating session. 2026-09-02 Maj. Houlihan's fiancé arrives at the 4077th and shocks Frank by asking him to be his best man. 2026-09-02 Charles Winchester joins the team; Hot Lips returns from her honeymoon; Klinger learns that his lawyer is a phony. 2026-09-02 Andy lectures Opie on the importance of keeping one's promise after Opie and his friends play a practical joke. However, the tables are turned when Opie befriends a runaway boy and refuses to reveal his name to Andy. 2026-09-02 Andy decides to stage a robbery at the drugstore to brighten Barney's mood and give him enough confidence to ask Miss Rosemary out on a date. 2026-09-02 Robert involves Ray in a complicated plot when he discovers that the woman he is dating thinks he is Ray. 2026-09-02 Frank becomes a wanted man after he catches the ball at a college football game and refuses to give it back to the kicker. 2026-09-02 After she sees Dorothy and Miles' spur-of-the-moment kiss, Sophia must tell this to Rose; the last thing she needs to do to break the curse is tell a friend of a betrayal. 2026-09-02 After she sees Dorothy and Miles' spur-of-the-moment kiss, Sophia must tell this to Rose; the last thing she needs to do to break the curse is tell a friend of a betrayal. 2026-09-02 A married country music singing duo announce their impending divorce; new regular Dick Van Dyke plays Ed's old Army buddy in "The Family"; two bumbling workmen install a plate-glass window in a boutique; guest Jim Nabors. 2026-09-02 A woman, fighting for her mother's rightful inheritance, is charged with murder; guests Sherry Jackson, Kathie Brown. 2026-09-02 Thomas Patrick McNulty is given a watch that possesses a strange power. 2026-09-02 A recently-divorced man (Robert Webber) makes a deal with a friend (Jeremy Slate) to avoid having to pay alimony. 2026-09-02 A man (Wayne Rogers) decides to demonstrate to his new-found girlfriend (Anne Helm) how he gets his kicks. With Brian Hutton. 2026-09-02 A crook forces Mannix to find a double-crossing cohort. 2026-09-02 A former convict boards an Atlanta airliner for a reunion with his daughter but is missing when the plane lands. 2026-09-02 A father hires Barnaby to find his college-student son, hiding after being wounded during a robbery. 2026-09-02 Friday and Gannon use an unusual method to clear a fellow officer. 2026-09-02 When a plane crashes, a large amount of narcotics is found aboard -- but the pilot is missing. 2026-09-02 Malloy and Reed look for a robbery suspect, help a woman in a car crash and settle a family dispute. 2026-09-02 Malloy and Reed answer a "loud noise" complaint and find a babysitter in trouble. 2026-09-02 Bill and Toony look back at the memes, movies and music that made 2006 memorable. 2026-09-02 Beaver and Larry lose some of the class money. 2026-09-02 A former classmate invites Beaver to a party. 2026-09-02 An embezzler is found dead after his business partner demands that the stolen funds be replaced. 2026-09-02 Ben uncovers information about a 15-year-old unsolved killing during his defense of a gambler accused of murder. 2026-09-02 The murder of the airplane seatmate of Danny's aunt (Helen Hayes) is linked to abandoned bank accounts. 2026-09-02 Mary Ellen substitutes as the county nurse; John searches for his diploma to prove to the Army that he graduated from high school. 2026-09-02 Matt poses as an old love's (Anne Francis) husband when he rides into an outlaw hide-out. 2026-09-02 Little Joe stands in the way of a vengeful guard's plans to find a legal method of executing two murder suspects; guest John Ireland. 2026-09-02 Long Trek - Lucas and Marshall Torrance run into trouble transporting a captured killer back to face trial. 2026-09-02 A dying friend asks Lucas to fetch his wife. 2026-09-02 Hale finds a gravely wounded Army officer; the officer is delirious, but before he dies, he says things that, if true, could seriously tarnish the image of a national hero. 2026-09-02 A former athlete pushes his daughter too hard in a quest for Olympic glory; a man becomes trapped within an aircraft's landing gear. 2026-09-03