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    <desc>Jim starts to resent being Cheryl's errand boy; Andy thinks flashing his wedding ring around will make him a "chick magnet.".</desc>
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    <desc>Jim panics when his son becomes a Green Bay Packers fan, and he tries to convert him to a Chicago Bears fan.</desc>
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    <title lang="zh">Men Behaving Badly</title>
    <desc>For extra money, Jamie enters a karaoke contest; guest Aaron Neville.</desc>
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    <desc>Jamie borrows a tape of sentimental songs that Steve recorded as an adolescent.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-17</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Just for Laughs Gags</title>
    <desc>The Just for Laughs Festival has been a staple of the Canadian comedy scene for more than 30 years. Now, the festival lends its famous name to this hidden-camera prank show starring a Quebec-based troupe. Canada is the stage and its inhabitants are the characters -- some might say victims -- for the "Candid Camera"-style pranks featured on the half-hour series. Although the pranks last just a few </desc>
    <date>2026-08-17</date>
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    <desc>Kranky Hanky; Bass-o-Matic; Scratch That Itch.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-17</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Just for Laughs Gags</title>
    <desc>The Just for Laughs Festival has been a staple of the Canadian comedy scene for more than 30 years. Now, the festival lends its famous name to this hidden-camera prank show starring a Quebec-based troupe. Canada is the stage and its inhabitants are the characters -- some might say victims -- for the "Candid Camera"-style pranks featured on the half-hour series. Although the pranks last just a few </desc>
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    <title lang="zh">Just for Laughs Gags</title>
    <desc>The Just for Laughs Festival has been a staple of the Canadian comedy scene for more than 30 years. Now, the festival lends its famous name to this hidden-camera prank show starring a Quebec-based troupe. Canada is the stage and its inhabitants are the characters -- some might say victims -- for the "Candid Camera"-style pranks featured on the half-hour series. Although the pranks last just a few </desc>
    <date>2026-08-17</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Bathroom Makeover</title>
    <desc>Transform your bath affordably in just one day!</desc>
    <date>2026-08-17</date>
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    <title lang="zh">RateEscape: Stop Overpaying For Cellular</title>
    <desc>Cut up to half the cost of your monthly cell phone bill; same towers, same coverage, but a lot less money; it sounds great but is it too good to be true?; join myth-busting legend Kari Byron as she takes on Big Wireless to save you money.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-17</date>
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    <title lang="zh">CSN Mint - 1776-2026 Enhanced Silver Eagle NGC MS70</title>
    <desc>Celebrate America's 250th with the 2026-W Enhanced Uncirculated Silver Eagle, featuring a dual date, Liberty Bell "250" privy, perfect NGC MS70 grade and a limited U.S. Mint mintage of only 125,000.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-17</date>
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    <desc>Paid programming.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-17</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Ready for a safer shower? Enjoy a one-day bath remodel with Jacuzzi.</title>
    <desc>Trusted brand Jacuzzi Bath Remodel and interior designer Christina Hall share their secrets on how you can easily and affordably transform your bathroom into a gorgeous custom, safe, stylish space in 1 day! Call for a FREE quote &amp; installation.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-17</date>
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    <date>2026-08-17</date>
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    <date>2026-08-17</date>
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    <title lang="zh">World's Funniest Videos: Top 10 Countdown</title>
    <desc>The top 10 most hilarious thrills and spills caught on camera during road trips, including adventures in the family car, rolling down the river and some insane theme-park rides.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-17</date>
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    <title lang="zh">World's Funniest Videos: Top 10 Countdown</title>
    <desc>Covers different themes in the search for the best and funniest videos from around the world; includes an entertaining look at relatable moments from real-life home movies.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-17</date>
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    <title lang="zh">The Conners</title>
    <desc>Mark is anxious to get his driver's license when a job opportunity presents itself across town; Darlene attempts to teach Mark to drive, but her frantic energy sends him running to Ben for help; Harris meets a new guy online.</desc>
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    <title lang="zh">The Conners</title>
    <desc>When a relative passes away unexpectedly, the family must debate about who should gain custody of a jaded nephew, who is just shy of his 18th birthday.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-17</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Tim's (Tim Allen) anniversary gift for Jill (Patricia Richardson) is ballroom dancing lessons for both of them. Guest stars Ann Miller.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-17</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Tim refuses to stop and ask for directions when he and Jill become lost in a snowstorm while driving to a wedding.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-17</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Tim contends with a bothersome woodpecker; Brad breaks up with Jennifer, and Tim and Jill become his tutors.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-17</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Despite Jill's (Patricia Richardson) disapproval, Tim (Tim Allen) convinces Mark (Taran Noah Smith) to join a karate class.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-17</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Bob Hearts Abishola</title>
    <desc>Douglas is finally ready to introduce Olivia to his family, but he sets some ground rules to make sure Dottie plays nice.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-17</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Bob Hearts Abishola</title>
    <desc>On Valentine's Day, when it comes to showing affection, Bob and Abishola have to find a way to meet each other in the middle.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-17</date>
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    <title lang="zh">According to Jim</title>
    <desc>Cheryl tries to create a relaxed, low-pressure environment for Jim after he develops high blood pressure.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-17</date>
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    <title lang="zh">According to Jim</title>
    <desc>A night on the town turns into a disaster for Cheryl and Jim; Dana cajoles Andy into doing her delinquent taxes.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-17</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Last Man Standing</title>
    <desc>Vanessa's mother comes to visit and hits it off with Ed; Mandy and Kyle tutor Boyd, but they may be the ones getting outsmarted.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-17</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Last Man Standing</title>
    <desc>Mandy nearly gives up on her dream of becoming a fashion designer when she is faced with rejection; Vanessa looks back at her own career path, which stirs up regrets; Mike steps in to help the women in his family realize their dreams.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-17</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Last Man Standing</title>
    <desc>Kyle's first day in Outdoor Man human resources is more than he bargained for when Chuck and Joe file a complaint against Mike; Ryan finds himself in the doghouse when he, Kristen and Boyd take care of a neighbor's puppy.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-17</date>
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    <desc>Mike has trouble finding a Christmas gift for Ed; Eve returns to visit; Vanessa helps the family realize the importance of its long-standing holiday family traditions.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-17</date>
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    <title lang="zh">According to Jim</title>
    <desc>A chance meeting in the supermarket lets Jim in on Cheryl's secret: though she says the doctor told her to stay in bed, her doctor actually wants her to be active.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-17</date>
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    <title lang="zh">According to Jim</title>
    <desc>The devil (James Lipton) comes to collect on a deal Jim made with him back when Jim was courting Cheryl.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-17</date>
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    <title lang="zh">According to Jim</title>
    <desc>Jim guilts the older kids into doing household chores after Jonathan's special blanket goes missing.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-17</date>
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    <title lang="zh">According to Jim</title>
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    <date>2026-08-17</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Tim (Tim Allen) reconsiders exterminating the basement pest when he discovers it may be a snake. With Patricia Richardson.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-17</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Tim makes a wager with Jill that he can end the rough behavior at dinner by teaching his sons table manners.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-17</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Tim makes an embarrassing comment about Jill on his TV show; a classmate tells Randy that he has girlish hands.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-17</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Tim decides to teach the boys a lesson after they tell Mark that the others in the family are aliens from another planet.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-17</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Last Man Standing</title>
    <desc>Mike and Vanessa think Mandy and Kyle should move out; Chuck relays some unexpected news about Kyle's absentee mom; Boyd might be embarrassed about being homeschooled.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-17</date>
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    <desc>At The Outdoor Man store, Mandy unintentionally causes a dispute between Chuck and Joe; thinking Vanessa needs to blow off some steam, Kristen and Eve invite her to their kickboxing class.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-17</date>
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    <desc>Mike and Vanessa eagerly await Eve's return from the Air Force Academy; Ryan's anxiety about current events leads to a shocking announcement.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-18</date>
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    <desc>After avoiding expressing emotion after his dad died, Mike finally has the heart-to-heart with Bud that he never had while he was alive; Kristin proposes a new business venture; Mandy gives Kyle a makeover to fit his new corporate job.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-18</date>
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    <title lang="zh">That '70s Show</title>
    <desc>Eric's comely cousin visits, triggering competition for attention among the boys; Red gets Kitty a pet.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-18</date>
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    <desc>Eric is forced to pal around with Hyde and his female "friend"; Red gives Pastor Dave a new direction in life.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-18</date>
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    <date>2026-08-18</date>
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    <desc>Jackie takes a job as a cheese maiden at the Cheese Palace; Eric catches Red combing through his dresser drawers.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-18</date>
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    <desc>Eric braves a tornado watch to pick up Donna for the prom; the weather warning brings the Formans and Pinciottis together.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-18</date>
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    <title lang="zh">That '70s Show</title>
    <desc>Jackie fixes up Donna with Kelso's older brother (guest star Luke Wilson); Red and Bob clash over a Corvette.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-18</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Just for Laughs Gags</title>
    <desc>The Just for Laughs Festival has been a staple of the Canadian comedy scene for more than 30 years. Now, the festival lends its famous name to this hidden-camera prank show starring a Quebec-based troupe. Canada is the stage and its inhabitants are the characters -- some might say victims -- for the "Candid Camera"-style pranks featured on the half-hour series. Although the pranks last just a few </desc>
    <date>2026-08-18</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Just for Laughs Gags</title>
    <desc>The Just for Laughs Festival has been a staple of the Canadian comedy scene for more than 30 years. Now, the festival lends its famous name to this hidden-camera prank show starring a Quebec-based troupe. Canada is the stage and its inhabitants are the characters -- some might say victims -- for the "Candid Camera"-style pranks featured on the half-hour series. Although the pranks last just a few </desc>
    <date>2026-08-18</date>
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  <programme channel="467901" start="20260818050000 +0000" stop="20260818053000 +0000">
    <title lang="zh">Just for Laughs Gags</title>
    <desc>The Just for Laughs Festival has been a staple of the Canadian comedy scene for more than 30 years. Now, the festival lends its famous name to this hidden-camera prank show starring a Quebec-based troupe. Canada is the stage and its inhabitants are the characters -- some might say victims -- for the "Candid Camera"-style pranks featured on the half-hour series. Although the pranks last just a few </desc>
    <date>2026-08-18</date>
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  <programme channel="467901" start="20260818053000 +0000" stop="20260818060000 +0000">
    <title lang="zh">Just for Laughs Gags</title>
    <desc>The Just for Laughs Festival has been a staple of the Canadian comedy scene for more than 30 years. Now, the festival lends its famous name to this hidden-camera prank show starring a Quebec-based troupe. Canada is the stage and its inhabitants are the characters -- some might say victims -- for the "Candid Camera"-style pranks featured on the half-hour series. Although the pranks last just a few </desc>
    <date>2026-08-18</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Family Feud Favorites</title>
    <desc>"Family Feud" has seen some crazy moments over the years, so buckle up as we revisit these fan favorites.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-18</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Family Feud Favorites</title>
    <desc>"Family Feud" has seen some crazy moments over the years, so buckle up as we revisit these fan favorites.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-18</date>
  </programme>
  <programme channel="467901" start="20260818070000 +0000" stop="20260818073000 +0000">
    <title lang="zh">Ready for a safer shower? Enjoy a one-day bath remodel with Jacuzzi.</title>
    <desc>Trusted brand Jacuzzi Bath Remodel and interior designer Christina Hall share their secrets on how you can easily and affordably transform your bathroom into a gorgeous custom, safe, stylish space in 1 day! Call for a FREE quote &amp; installation.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-18</date>
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  <programme channel="467901" start="20260818073000 +0000" stop="20260818080000 +0000">
    <title lang="zh">RateEscape: Stop Overpaying For Cellular</title>
    <desc>Cut up to half the cost of your monthly cell phone bill; same towers, same coverage, but a lot less money; it sounds great but is it too good to be true?; join myth-busting legend Kari Byron as she takes on Big Wireless to save you money.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-18</date>
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  <programme channel="467901" start="20260818080000 +0000" stop="20260818083000 +0000">
    <title lang="zh">Bathroom Makeover</title>
    <desc>Transform your bath affordably in just one day!</desc>
    <date>2026-08-18</date>
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    <title lang="zh">2026 Proof Silver Eagle: America's 250th Anniversary Release</title>
    <desc>Join Mike Mezack for a historic release, the first-ever 1776-2026 dual-date Proof Silver Eagle with Liberty Bell privy mark, struck in .999 silver for America's 250th Anniversary; a one-year-only issue collectors won't want to miss.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-18</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Paid Programming</title>
    <desc>Paid programming.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-18</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Paid Programming</title>
    <desc>Paid programming.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-18</date>
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    <desc>A certain late-night talk show is famous for its long-running Stupid Pet Tricks and Stupid Human Tricks segments. it might be an inspiration for this half-hour show -- narrated by veteran voiceover artist Rob Paulsen -- that features viewer-submitted clips of people and animals, which the show's title promises to be among the funniest you'll see. Sound effects and laughter sometimes accompany the </desc>
    <date>2026-08-18</date>
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    <title lang="zh">World's Funniest Videos: Top 10 Countdown</title>
    <desc>Celebrating family fun times with scene stealing twins; a grandfather who's never been good at swimming; moms and dads who surprise their kids; photo shoots that go bad.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-18</date>
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    <title lang="zh">World's Funniest Videos: Top 10 Countdown</title>
    <desc>From slipping and sliding birthday cakes, parties around the pool, to a wedding gone awry, we've got a show filled with surprises, music and candy-coated snacks.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-18</date>
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    <title lang="zh">The Conners</title>
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    <date>2026-08-18</date>
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    <title lang="zh">The Conners</title>
    <desc>Dan encourages the family to decorate the house for Halloween; Harris takes a stand on an issue that ruffles a few feathers in Darlene's new neighborhood.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-18</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Jill wants Mark to see his first ballet, but Tim spoils her plans; Jill convinces Tim to leave Randy and Brad at home alone.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-18</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Tim receives the cold shoulder from both Jill and her visiting mother when he tries to mediate a dispute between them.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-18</date>
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    <desc>Tim gets into trouble with Jill when he bumps into his high-school girlfriend, who insists on meeting his wife.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-18</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Tim and the boys (Tim Allen, Zachery Ty Bryan, Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Taran Noah Smith) retreat to the garage to construct a Mother's Day present for Jill (Patricia Richardson).</desc>
    <date>2026-08-18</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Bob Hearts Abishola</title>
    <desc>When Abishola brings Dele to work with her at the hospital, she discovers that her dream of him becoming a doctor might not become a reality; Kemi and Chukwuemeka's mothers bond when Ogechi slips in the bathtub.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-18</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Bob Hearts Abishola</title>
    <desc>Dottie, Auntie Olu and Uncle Tunde must find a way to reconcile when they're forced to eat dinner together; Bob and Abishola have differing opinions on the progress of their relationship.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-18</date>
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    <title lang="zh">According to Jim</title>
    <desc>After learning that Dana earns more money than he does, Jim feels he needs to prove his worth to the children, so he buys them an expensive gift.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-18</date>
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    <title lang="zh">According to Jim</title>
    <desc>Cheryl chastises Jim for losing the receipt needed to return a defective DVD player -- until she realizes she lost it, not him.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-18</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Last Man Standing</title>
    <desc>Boyd insists he, Mike and Ryan take a trip together, forcing the men to get along; Mandy and Kyle pretend to be detectives when they suspect Ed was involved in a long-ago murder.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-18</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Last Man Standing</title>
    <desc>Mike struggles to find common ground with the new foreign exchange student, fearing she is being too polite with him; Kyle and Chuck mess with Ed's ancestry results.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-18</date>
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    <desc>Mike and Vanessa take the girls to the family cabin, where Mike challenges them to unplug for the weekend and stay off their phones; for a school assignment, Jen shadows Kyle at work.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-18</date>
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    <desc>When Chuck and Carol decide to renew their vows, Mike plans to take his officiating to the next level.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-18</date>
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    <title lang="zh">According to Jim</title>
    <desc>Jim urges Andy to propose to Emily or risk losing her, but when he sees Emily dining with another man, he doubts the wisdom of his advice.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-18</date>
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    <title lang="zh">According to Jim</title>
    <desc>Jim's band wins a contest, providing the group an opportunity to play backup for child pop sensation Jami McFame.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-18</date>
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    <title lang="zh">According to Jim</title>
    <desc>Jim tries to earn money for Christmas gifts for his kids by landing the twins in a movie role opposite Steve Guttenberg.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-18</date>
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    <title lang="zh">According to Jim</title>
    <desc>Andy and Jim plan a retreat at Andy's fiancée's cabin in the woods.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-18</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Tim and the "Tool Time" crew begin work on Tim's bathroom, motivated by overcrowding and Jill's ultimatum.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-18</date>
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    <desc>Tim tries to prove a point to Jill by hosting an all-female show to teach women how to do household repairs.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-18</date>
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    <desc>Tim (Tim Allen) agrees to clean the house for Jill (Patricia Richardson) while she works on a fund-raising speech.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-18</date>
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    <desc>Tim gets wrapped up in a Christmas house-decorating competition with his neighbor; Mark believes that Santa has died.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-18</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Last Man Standing</title>
    <desc>Under the threat of corporate takeover, Mike and Ed disagree on the direction of Outdoor Man's future; Vanessa is elated when she thinks Mandy and Kyle are trying to have a baby.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-18</date>
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    <desc>Mike and Chuck find the perfect target for a prank while working late to set up a security system at the store on Halloween; Mandy, Kyle, Kristen and Ryan hold a séance.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-18</date>
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    <desc>When Vanessa wants to board a foreign exchange student, Mike must work overtime to impress her father; Kristen and Ryan try to remain cool when Boyd invites a girl over.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-19</date>
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