K18NE-D The new owner of the Cleveland Indians, former showgirl Rachel Phelps (Margaret Whitton), has a sweetheart deal to move the team to Miami. But to break the lease with the city of Cleveland, ticket sales have to plummet. So Phelps hires the most incompetent players available, including near-blind pitcher Rick Vaughn (Charlie Sheen) and injury-prone catcher Jake Taylor (Tom Berenger). But her villai 2026-05-18 Three buddies (Larry the Cable Guy, Bill Engvall, D.J. Qualls) set out on a relaxing weekend of drinking and target practice, when a sergeant (Keith David) mistakes them for Army Reservists. The three men are deployed to Iraq, but a premature ejection lands them in Mexico. Believing they are in the Middle East, the bogus soldiers save a village and become local heroes, until a karaoke-loving warlo 2026-05-18 When Adam convinces his stubborn father to finally go to the doctor, he learns a few things his dad didn't want him to know. 2026-05-18 Adam and Don discover a new method of keeping themselves out of trouble with their wives; conflict erupts when Andi gets to the bottom of their stunt. 2026-05-18 "Stuffed Dog vs. Hot Dog"; "Buzzy Bee"; "Chicken Tartare.". 2026-05-18 "Super Juicier"; "Meat Expectations"; "Things That Totally Suck.". 2026-05-18 "Stuffed Dog Guards Bone"; "Golfball Jackpot"; "The Coffin Carried Off In.". 2026-05-18 "Magical Pranks"; "Lobster Launch"; "Really Fast Food.". 2026-05-18 Meet the new Shark PowerDetect Upright Vacuum with features like DuoClean Detect Technology, self-cleaning brush roll and odor neutralizing and you will be cleaning faster, smarter and better! 2026-05-18 Cut up to half the cost of your monthly cell phone bill; same towers, same coverage, but a lot less money; it sounds great but is it too good to be true?; join myth-busting legend Kari Byron as she takes on Big Wireless to save you money. 2026-05-18 2026 will be one of the most historic years ever in U.S. coinage; join your host Mike Mezack to learn about the incredible U.S. Quarter program and get a chance at an exclusive P&D Roll! 2026-05-18 Join Connie Craig-Carroll and health visionary Ken Meares as they uncover OmegaXL, the groundbreaking natural supplement transforming lives by tackling joint pain and inflammation. 2026-05-18 Trusted brand Jacuzzi Bath Remodel and interior designer Christina Hall share their secrets on how you can easily and affordably transform your bathroom into a gorgeous custom, safe, stylish space in 1 day! Call for a FREE quote & installation. 2026-05-18 Discover the Nectar Tri-Comfort Cooling Pillow for the ultimate sleep experience! Adjustable to three firmness levels to provide customized support and cooling all night long. Order NOW to get a second pillow FREE, plus a 30-night home trial! 2026-05-18 Covers different themes in the search for the best and funniest videos from around the world; includes an entertaining look at relatable moments from real-life home movies. 2026-05-18 The top 10 times life got out of hand; a wedding groom's best man faints and smashes into an arch; a woman spins out of a go-kart, and more. 2026-05-18 Red convinces Kitty to leave Eric alone during his surprise birthday party; Eric's older sister arrives. 2026-05-18 Kelso (Ashton Kutcher) persuades Eric (Topher Grace) to streak during President Ford's visit to town. With Laura Prepon, Danny Masterson and Wilmer Valderrama. 2026-05-18 Tim invites his brother, Marty, who has separated from his wife and twin daughters to move into the Taylor household. 2026-05-18 Randy surprises his family when he returns home for Christmas; Tim and Al compete in the neighborhood lighting contest. 2026-05-18 Tim gives his newly divorced brother advice regarding twins and tantrums. 2026-05-18 Tim and Al (Tim Allen, Richard Karn) go undercover to find the thieves of Brad's (Zachery Ty Bryan) new car. 2026-05-18 Abishola and Kemi's friendship is pushed to the edge when Kemi wants to disregard Nigerian tradition and have a Las Vegas wedding; Bob and the Wheelers have to avert a strike at MaxDot before it sinks the family business. 2026-05-18 Abishola and Kemi are conflicted as to how to handle Morenike after she confides her deepest secret to them; when Bob gets credit for Christina's idea for a Twitter marketing campaign, she considers leaving MaxDot. 2026-05-18 After learning that Dana earns more money than he does, Jim feels he needs to prove his worth to the children, so he buys them an expensive gift. 2026-05-18 Cheryl chastises Jim for losing the receipt needed to return a defective DVD player -- until she realizes she lost it, not him. 2026-05-18 Mike plays cupid for Joe when he sets him up on a date with Cece; Kyle is jealous when Ryan invites Jen to be a guest on their podcast. 2026-05-18 When Mandy worries about Kyle passing his first college exam, she secretly enlists Vanessa, Jen and Ryan to help tutor him; Mike learns of Ed and Chuck's superstition involving their decision-making. 2026-05-18 Mike finds out that Ed is skipping Outdoor Man's annual bass festival in favor of Bonnie's fancy art gala; Mandy takes over festival planning for Kristin, and things don't go as planned. 2026-05-18 Mike and Chuck compete in Outdoorsman's annual chili cook-off; Ryan and Kyle take the place of Kristin and Mandy at Vanessa's weekly mother-daughter luncheon. 2026-05-18 Adam recruits Marcy to put Andi's snooty sister in her place when she comes for a visit. 2026-05-18 When Adam and Andi see how much Lowell's new relationship with Andi's sister is changing him, they stage an intervention to get him to stop putting up with her bad behavior. 2026-05-18 Jim urges Andy to propose to Emily or risk losing her, but when he sees Emily dining with another man, he doubts the wisdom of his advice. 2026-05-18 Jim's band wins a contest, providing the group an opportunity to play backup for child pop sensation Jami McFame. 2026-05-18 Jim tries to earn money for Christmas gifts for his kids by landing the twins in a movie role opposite Steve Guttenberg. 2026-05-18 Andy and Jim plan a retreat at Andy's fiancée's cabin in the woods. 2026-05-18 Tim asks former "Tool Time" girl Lisa to return to the show temporarily but neglects to consult with Heidi. 2026-05-18 The Taylors look forward to their annual summer getaway, each for different reasons. With Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson. 2026-05-18 When Randy writes an article for the school paper disclosing Binford Tools' poor environmental record, Tim feels flabbergasted. 2026-05-18 Jill (Patricia Richardson) declines Tim's (Tim Allen) offer to build her a quiet at-home work space, and that offends him. 2026-05-18 Mike gets caught between Kristin and Ryan when it's discovered that Boyd was never vaccinated against chicken pox. 2026-05-18 Mindy worries about Kyle's safety after he gets in an accident; Ed makes an unexpected announcement; Eve plays with her high school football team. 2026-05-18 When Mike discovers Vanessa has given away the last of his incandescent light bulbs, he and Chuck go looking for more; Mandy announces she is getting her own apartment. 2026-05-19 Mike is inspired to follow his dream to open a fish and game restaurant; Eve and Mandy go pheasant hunting. 2026-05-19 New guy Mitch (Seth Green) tries to make out with Donna; Bob asks Pamela (Brooke Shields) to move in with him. 2026-05-19 Mitch (guest star Seth Green) tells Donna a secret about Eric that makes him seem less than desirable; Red and Hyde see a side of Pamela (guest star Brooke Shields) they will never forget. 2026-05-19 Mitch (Seth Green) invites Donna to go with him to his brother's wedding; Fez pretends to be rich to impress a woman; Red gets cable installed. 2026-05-19 Donna's bachelorette party takes a surprising turn when Kelso's brother, Casey (Luke Wilson), turns out to be the emcee at a strip club. 2026-05-19 Adam must choose between his brother and his wife when he receives two coveted tickets to a Steelers game. 2026-05-19 Adam makes a hasty decision after getting upset with his daughter's kindergarten teacher, landing himself and Andi in trouble. 2026-05-19 Lily confides in Claudia that she is still a virgin, then Claudia reveals the news to Lily's friends. 2026-05-19 Sean tries to disguise the fact that he cut Henry's hair himself instead of taking him to a barber shop. 2026-05-19 A weather report forecasting that a tornado is headed for Lanford creates chaos and surprises on Dan and Louise's wedding day. 2026-05-19 The Conner home is decked out for Halloween, despite the leak in the roof that forces Dan and Louise to cancel their honeymoon; Becky surprises the newlyweds and takes them on a virtual adventure around the world. 2026-05-19 "Smothered in Laughs"; "Hysterical Pregnancy"; "Quit Golfing Around.". 2026-05-19 "T-Bone Tot"; "Bride and Seek"; "Grandpa Flips Over It.". 2026-05-19 Every 5 seconds there's a victim of identity theft; LifeLock helps alert you, restore your identity, and reimburse lost funds—leading the way in protecting families every day. 2026-05-19 Legal professionals standing by to answer your questions. 2026-05-19 Regain independence and enjoy greater mobility with the compact design and long-lasting battery of portable oxygen. 2026-05-19 Join Mike Mezack for a historic release, the first-ever 1776-2026 dual-date Proof Silver Eagle with Liberty Bell privy mark, struck in .999 silver for America's 250th Anniversary; a one-year-only issue collectors won't want to miss. 2026-05-19 Discover the Nectar Tri-Comfort Cooling Pillow for the ultimate sleep experience! Adjustable to three firmness levels to provide customized support and cooling all night long. Order NOW to get a second pillow FREE, plus a 30-night home trial! 2026-05-19 Paid programming. 2026-05-19 Covers different themes in the search for the best and funniest videos from around the world; includes an entertaining look at relatable moments from real-life home movies. 2026-05-19 Covers different themes in the search for the best and funniest videos from around the world; includes an entertaining look at relatable moments from real-life home movies. 2026-05-19 Eric squares off with Donna in a game of one-on-one; Jackie clings to Kelso; Red's plant cuts back to half days. 2026-05-19 A visit from Red's mother drives everyone crazy except Fez, who finds he has a lot in common with her. 2026-05-19 While home alone working on his book, Tim (Tim Allen) dreams about life as a top-selling author. Oprah Winfrey, Jay Leno, Michael Eisner and Leeza Gibbons guest star. 2026-05-19 Brad (Zachery Ty Bryan) blames Tim (Tim Allen) when he injures his knee during a taping of "Tool Time" at home. Penn & Teller guest star. 2026-05-19 Suspicious Tim didn't like his "Tool Time" video, Mark makes another one, complete with a dance number set to "Greased Lightning.". 2026-05-19 A photograph of Tim (Tim Allen) and his new female mechanic (guest star Jenny McCarthy) puts a damper on Jill (Patricia Richardson) and Tim's wedding anniversary. 2026-05-19 When Christina tells her family that she's decided to have a baby by herself, Bob and Abishola start to reconsider whether to have a baby of their own as well. 2026-05-19 Abishola and Kemi take Christina to see a Yoruba priest, where she learns that her toxic relationship with her mother may be stifling her growth; Bob deals with the fallout of promoting Kofo over Goodwin when Goodwin has a panic attack at work. 2026-05-19 When an old friend (guest star Dan Aykroyd) comes to town, Jim tries to relive his rowdy partying days. 2026-05-19 Jim misplaces the children while out with Andy; Cheryl decides to enjoy the day by going to a movie with Dana. 2026-05-19 Mike and Mandy go to extreme measures to help Vanessa connect with voters in her state assembly campaign; Ed's offer to split a baby gift for Kristin and Ryan leads Chuck and Kyle to wonder which of them makes more money. 2026-05-19 When Mike and Vanessa invite Jen's father to her graduation, Jen struggles with accepting his "plus one" -- his girlfriend Fiona; the Outdoor Man crew debates over which word was said in a viral audio recording that's been tearing the internet apart. 2026-05-19 A car restoration article throws Mike, Chuck, and Ed into the spotlight, while leaving Joe feeling unappreciated; Ryan overreacts after taking Kyle's psych test. 2026-05-19 When Rev. Paul recruits Kyle and Mandy to the church bowling team, Mike is left with two unappealing options for Team Baxter; Vanessa anxiously awaits an endorsement from the Teacher's Association for her Assembly campaign. 2026-05-19 When Andi's doctor advises her to stop taking birth control pills, Adam and Andi disagree on an alternate option. 2026-05-19 Adam promises not to lie to Andi again, but finds himself in a tough spot when he has to cover for Joe. 2026-05-19 When Jim runs into an ex-girlfriend (Constance Marie), he becomes convinced she wants to rekindle their romance. 2026-05-19 Jim joins Cheryl's yoga class after getting jealous of her male instructor. 2026-05-19 Kyle and Andy both fall for Ruby's piano teacher, Mandy (Jackie Debatin). 2026-05-19 Andy tries to find a perfect birthday present for his girlfriend (Jackie Debatin). 2026-05-19 Jill (Patricia Richardson) suggests that Tim (Tim Allen) accompany Al (Richard Karn) so he can show him how to be confident with women. 2026-05-19 Tim becomes Brad's personal trainer after a college expresses interest in giving the teen a sports scholarship. 2026-05-19 The weird subject of Mark's Halloween horror film has Tim and Jill worried; Tim builds a hot rod jack-o'-lantern. 2026-05-19 Much to Tim's chagrin, Wilson would rather spend time with his niece than restore the Studebaker she gave him. 2026-05-19 When Mike offers Kristin and Ryan a cash gift to put toward their wedding, they must decide whether it's worth the conditions that come with it. 2026-05-19 Mike has a confrontation with his neighbor over her noisy projects; Eve learns Ed isn't who she thought he was. 2026-05-19 After an Outdoor Man billboard is vandalized, Mike and Vanessa disagree about hiring Chuck's security company to protect it. 2026-05-20