KDIT-CD Archie, Mike and Gloria plan a surprise party for Edith's 50th birthday, but an unwelcome visitor has something else in mind. 2026-08-15 Edith is confronted with a rapist and a life-threatening trauma on the eve of her surprise birthday party. 2026-08-15 Elka believes that Bob has given Joy a voodoo doll; Melanie doses her boyfriend with estrogen by accident; Victoria's agent visits. 2026-08-15 Melanie is jealous when her boyfriend becomes Victoria's love interest in a play; Joy makes Bob watch "Love Actually"; Elka goes on a political talk show. 2026-08-15 Rob invites an old Army pal home and begins to fear he is a jewel thief. 2026-08-15 While rummaging through Rob's old army equipment, Rob and Laura recall that he broke her foot the night they met. 2026-08-15 Carla's son Gino (Josh Lozoff) decides to enter the priesthood; Cliff tries out his stand-up comedy act. 2026-08-15 A birthday surprise for his son reveals a secret from Frasier's past. 2026-08-15 A rich couple may thwart Tony's adoption plans. 2026-08-15 Oscar lets Felix talk him into going to a "fat farm" to help him get into shape. 2026-08-15 Bob sees his well-ordered life turned topsy-turvy when he and Emily move to a new Chicago residence. 2026-08-15 The Smarts' honeymoon is delayed by a KAOS plot to sabotage the American fleet. 2026-08-15 Part 2/2. Ralph needs a win at the racetrack to get back the Raccoon Lodge's money. 2026-08-15 Bilko may have to leave his newly opened restaurant. 2026-08-15 Filmed in Australia. Segments include: A ham actress is too drunk to go on stage but performs anyway, wreaking havoc with her understudy and co-star; the world's oldest living symphony orchestra conductor; Carol performs "It's Today.". 2026-08-15 The Toodys' boarder is a counterfeiter. 2026-08-15 Miss Brooks and Mr. Boynton each accept a lucrative job elsewhere, but since they signed agreements promising not to quit mid-semester, they set out to force Mr. Conklin to fire them. 2026-08-15 ALF is convinced that a reclusive neighbor (Peter Wilcox) is actually Elvis Presley. With Max Wright and Anne Schedeen. 2026-08-15 ALF has an allergic reaction to a baby. Guest stars: Nancy Lenehan, Stephanie Hagen. With Anne Schedeen and Max Wright. 2026-08-15 News of his band's touring contract distracts Jesse from bigger news -- Rebecca's pregnancy. 2026-08-15 Jesse and Rebecca feel confident about parenthood until they learn she is expecting twins. 2026-08-15 Michelle schemes to match Danny up with her kindergarten teacher (June Lockhart). 2026-08-15 When D.J. gets her own room, Michelle is forced to share a room with Stephanie. 2026-08-15 Davy falls for a girl who can only attend chaperoned parties. 2026-08-15 The boys dramatize history to help a girl pass a test. 2026-08-15 Profiling flamingos. 2026-08-15 Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips. 2026-08-15 A black lab helps a former police officer cope with life after the force; a horse helps a woman who has special needs become relaxed, focused and more in control. 2026-08-15 Rare and amazing animals make America's national parks and preserves home. 2026-08-15 Danny tries to help after classmates brand D.J. a bad kisser. 2026-08-15 When Jesse gets too wrapped up in writing a hit song, a stranger helps him see things in a different light. 2026-08-15 Joey insults Ranger Roy on the same day he auditions as a replacement for the retiring children's TV-show host. 2026-08-15 D.J. brings her adopt-a-grandparent friend (Whitman Mayo) home for dinner; Jesse agrees to be pregnant for a day. 2026-08-15 Emma, an ex-WAC, fills in for her vacationing cousin Alice and starts the Bradys at 6 a.m. inspections. 2026-08-15 Cindy suffers the pangs of being the youngest in the family until she discovers a secret admirer. 2026-08-15 Marcia tries to help the dumpiest girl in her class win an election. 2026-08-15 Carol's minor accident in a parking lot turns into a court case. 2026-08-15 Skipper trains Gilligan to succeed him as leader in the event that savages capture him. When Skipper disappears, it is up to Gilligan to take charge and lead the castaways. 2026-08-15 The castaways discover that a rock band called "The Mosquitoes" has arrived at the island for some peace and relaxation. They get ready to leave with the band, but discover that the Mosquitoes are not leaving for a month. 2026-08-15 The Professor fears for Gilligan's life after he is bitten by a large bug. 2026-08-15 Gilligan accidentally activates the timing device of a World War II mine. 2026-08-15 Gomer is assigned to pick up Gen. "Punctual Pete" Prescott, but gets detoured. 2026-08-15 Gomer has to fight his conscience when his singing rehearsals excuse him from regular duties. 2026-08-15 Gomer returns home to Mayberry and becomes involved in a robbery and manhunt. 2026-08-15 Carter and Gomer are supposed to be watching Col. Gray's dog for the weekend, but the dog escapes from Gomer. 2026-08-15 This series follows the Clampett family from the Ozarks to posh Beverly Hills after they strike oil and become millionaires. Banker Mr. Drysdale tries to keep them from foolishly spending their newfound wealth, and he also tries to "civilize" them -- usually succeeding in making a fool of himself in the process. 2026-08-15 Harry (Harry Anderson) and the staff must try the overflow of cases by midnight. Roy Brocksmith guest stars. With John Larroquette. 2026-08-16 Harry's (Harry Anderson) life is thrown into turmoil when his eccentric father (John Astin) moves in with him. With John Larroquette. 2026-08-16 Bull (Richard Moll) saves a rich man's life, and Dan (John Larroquette) wants a piece of the action. With Markie Post. 2026-08-16 Christine (Markie Post) falls for an undercover officer (Ray Abruzzo) when they are locked in the court records vault together. With John Larroquette. 2026-08-16 Rebecca regrets hiring Woody's cousin Russell (Harry Connick Jr.) to play piano at the bar; Cliff gets a new uniform. 2026-08-16 Rebecca convinces Sam to let her run the bar, then lets the liquor license expire; Woody joins a poolroom poker game. 2026-08-16 Woody returns from England a changed man; Sam becomes Frasier's personal fitness trainer. 2026-08-16 Frasier and Lilith are forced to repeat their wedding vows for her overbearing mother (Marilyn Cooper). 2026-08-16 Bob's attempt to help men leaving prison to re-enter society has him climbing the walls. 2026-08-16 A ventriloquist seeks Bob's help when his dummy threatens to break up their act; Jerry is terrified of losing his new dream girl (Hope Alexander-Willis). 2026-08-16 Bob is puzzled when his henpecked patient (John Fiedler) asserts himself with far-reaching consequences. 2026-08-16 Bob deals with an improbable paternity case and a phone-paging service that never pages him. 2026-08-16 Max and 99 have a misunderstanding over a beautiful scientist. 2026-08-16 Max and 99 are assigned to find a KAOS communications system. 2026-08-16 Trunk and Doreau (Harrison Page, Anne-Marie Martin) offer damaging testimony against Hammer (David Rasche), who's on trial for the murder of a notorious hood. 2026-08-16 Reprise of the season finale. A group of terrorist women, led by a fanatical fitness guru (Mary Woronov), threatens to blow up the city. With Robin Leach and Lance LeGault. 2026-08-16 Comedian Ernie Kovacs competes to win fabulous prizes. 2026-08-16 Heavyweight boxing champion Joe Louis is featured on the classic quiz show. 2026-08-16 The Nelsons go all out to get a traffic signal installed on their street. 2026-08-16 Ozzie thinks a dental receptionist is eyeing him. 2026-08-16 2026-08-16 2026-08-16 2026-08-16 2026-08-16 2026-08-16 2026-08-16 Kate is missing as a big convention is meeting to decide where to hold their convention, she is stuck in a cave. 2026-08-16 With Kate injured, Uncle Joe and the daughters must corner the convention. 2026-08-16 Brenda insists that Rhoda accompany her for her first meeting with her prospective in-laws. 2026-08-16 Ida advertises for a roommate but gets more than she bargained for when she chooses a couple to share her home. 2026-08-16 Martin's unexpected return causes mixed emotions in his wife. 2026-08-16 Rhoda's boss, Jack, decides that his new image is ready for the ultimate test: a date with an attractive woman. 2026-08-16 Ann sees film of Ruth kissing a man. 2026-08-16 A wrenched back strands Don in Ann's apartment. 2026-08-16 Babysitter Ann thinks her charge has mumps. 2026-08-16 Don proposes to Ann and gives her an engagement ring, which she promptly returns. 2026-08-16 Squiggy's long-lost father returns; The gang become extras in a play. 2026-08-16 Carmine and Frank have a dispute over music being better now in the present or in the past. 2026-08-16 With Squiggy as his agent, Carmine finds fame after lightning strikes him. 2026-08-16 Laverne's dad and Carmine set a trap for the thieves who burglarized the girls' apartment. 2026-08-16 Surprises and romance await the Harpers in Hawaii. 2026-08-16 Mama, vacationing in Hawaii, plans to avoid the man she saved from drowning. 2026-08-16 Mama opens her house to boarders with hopes of raising money for a new stove. 2026-08-16 When Naomi is stricken with amnesia, Mama hopes to turn her into the perfect housewife. 2026-08-16 Ethel finds someone to teach Lucy an Apache dance that she wants to perform in Ricky's show. The dance instructor thinks he should also be romantic to American women. When Lucy rejects his advances, he challenges Ricky to a duel. 2026-08-16 Ethel wants Ricky to be in her benefit show, but Lucy insists that the only way to get Ricky is to let her be in it too. Ricky chooses a song for Lucy to sing, but selects one that has jokes in it where Ricky gets all the punch lines. 2026-08-16 Lucy poses as a chauffeur to meet Ernie Kovacs; with Edie Adams. 2026-08-17