KMJD-LD Schneider is chosen as a surrogate father. 2026-08-14 Alex tells Nick he'd rather spend his weekends with his friends than with him. 2026-08-14 An introduction puts Helen and Louise's friendship on the line. 2026-08-14 Florence's battling parents pay the Jefferson household an unexpected visit. 2026-08-14 Fred's buddies turn his house into a pool hall when Lamont buys him a pool table. 2026-08-14 Grady is sick of being a boarder for the bickering Ferguson's and vents his frustrations to Fred. 2026-08-14 Actor Martin Mull; actor Jonathan Katz; cartoonist Cathy Guisewite. 2026-08-14 Reggie's psychology class experiment proves that Becker gives preferential treatment to his attractive female patients. 2026-08-14 Becker discovers that, unbeknown to them, Reggie and Linda are dating the same man. 2026-08-14 Brian gets the chance to be alone with Helen -- and a distrustful Joe is not happy about the situation. 2026-08-14 Helen receives conflicting advice from the brothers on what to wear before she goes for a symphony audition. 2026-08-14 Paul and Jamie (Paul Reiser, Helen Hunt) decide they need space away from each other; Ira (John Pankow) becomes Marvin's (guest star Jeff Garlin) wrestling manager. Randy "Macho Man" Savage guest stars as himself. 2026-08-14 Paul and Jamie get arrested after stealing Burt's broken-down car; guests Cyndi Lauper, Richard Belzer. 2026-08-14 Carlene decides to dress like a man when she discovers her new boyfriend (Greg Kean) is a cross-dresser. 2026-08-14 In a parody of "Gone With the Wind," Sugarbakers redecorate a mansion, according to a woman's bad taste. 2026-08-14 Sandra becomes assistant manager at a posh health club in New York City; pilot for a possible spinoff series. 2026-08-14 Rose sells the apartment building to a developer. 2026-08-14 Jack bets Janet and Terri that he can stay away from women for a week. 2026-08-14 Jack and Terri think Janet is trying to seduce Furley's shy nephew. 2026-08-14 George teaches his clerk Marcus how to "rough it.". 2026-08-14 Superstitious Louise gets a "sign" that her marriage is doomed. 2026-08-14 Fred and his friends plan a cheer-up party after attending a friend's funeral. 2026-08-14 A question arises whether Fred is really Lamont's father. 2026-08-14 Barney calls in the police chaplain when a man claims he is possessed by a demon; a full-figured wife assaults her husband for forcing her into a pair of designer jeans. 2026-08-14 A Peace Corps recruiter goes crazy at a job fair; Dietrich's portable stress analyzer stops working while he's investigating an assault case. 2026-08-14 Danny and Keith try to give a shy, awkward grocery clerk enough confidence to ask Laurie for a date. 2026-08-14 Mother Nature gives Danny a hand in another of his money-making schemes. 2026-08-14 Hazel finds herself in a dither as she tries to care for two households. 2026-08-14 Hazel is discouraged when a publishing company refuses to publish her book. 2026-08-14 Jeannie makes Roger romantically irresistible after he cancels a double date. 2026-08-14 Jeannie puts 3 million dollars in Tony's bank account for fear they cut off ears. 2026-08-14 A private detective plots to cash in when he discovers both Samantha and Endora are witches. 2026-08-14 Samantha and Darrin feel they might not have married if he knew she was a witch. 2026-08-14 Florida finds it extremely difficult to tell Maude that she is quitting her job as housekeeper. 2026-08-14 Maude recognizes Walter's tax auditor as the man who tried to attack her 31 years ago. 2026-08-14 Mel gives asylum to a defecting towel boy for the Russian ballet. 2026-08-14 Alice takes her new boyfriend's four children out trick-or-treating and returns with one imposter. 2026-08-14 The school computer spurts out advice when Blair and Jo become embroiled in a fight. 2026-08-14 Jo is handed the tough assignment of hosting a five-hour radio program. 2026-08-14 Cosmic Cow may move on to greener pastures when a TV network wants to feature her in a show. 2026-08-14 Henry Rush's two daughters find their father opposed to their idea of moving into his downstairs apartment. 2026-08-14 Elyse's advice to Mallory's pregnant friend backfires when she decided to help talk with mom. 2026-08-14 A popular sorority girl befriends Mallory with hopes of getting close to Alex. 2026-08-14 Jack bets Janet and Terri that he can stay away from women for a week. 2026-08-14 Jack and Terri think Janet is trying to seduce Furley's shy nephew. 2026-08-14 Barney calls in the police chaplain when a man claims he is possessed by a demon; a full-figured wife assaults her husband for forcing her into a pair of designer jeans. 2026-08-14 A Peace Corps recruiter goes crazy at a job fair; Dietrich's portable stress analyzer stops working while he's investigating an assault case. 2026-08-14 Schneider becomes involved with a 22-year-old woman. 2026-08-15 Schneider's involvement with a 22-year-old woman leads to multiple complications. 2026-08-15 George teaches his clerk Marcus how to "rough it.". 2026-08-15 Superstitious Louise gets a "sign" that her marriage is doomed. 2026-08-15 Fred and his friends plan a cheer-up party after attending a friend's funeral. 2026-08-15 A question arises whether Fred is really Lamont's father. 2026-08-15 Actor Ricardo Montalban; Laura Bergt; TV personality Uri Geller. 2026-08-15 Becker can't sleep because his television doesn't work, but he mysteriously refuses to get another one. 2026-08-15 A magazine reporter decides to write about Brian in an article intended to profile Joe; Cliff (John Ratzenberger) and Norm (George Wendt) from "Cheers" visit Nantucket. 2026-08-15 Aspiring cellist Helen tries to arrange an audition with a honeymooning symphony conductor (guest star David Ogden Stiers). 2026-08-15 Paul and his mother-in-law, Theresa, are involved in a car accident; Theresa's estranged husband visits. 2026-08-15 Paul and Jamie learn they may be distant cousins; Sylvia has a sudden change of heart about her daughter-in-law. 2026-08-15 In a parody of "Gone With the Wind," Sugarbakers redecorate a mansion, according to a woman's bad taste. 2026-08-15 A scruffy gas station owner (Jonathan Banks) wins free interior decoration from Sugarbakers. 2026-08-15 The diva (Nell Carter) for the benefit opera loses her voice. 2026-08-15 Paid programming. 2026-08-15 Sabrina consults a romance novelist from the Other Realm on how to turn Josh into a more passionate boyfriend. 2026-08-15 Sabrina uses magic to drive away Hilda's fiancé and break her aunt's heart. 2026-08-15 Sabrina goes to the Other Realm for a tune-up when her meddling backfires. Debbe Dunning guest stars. 2026-08-15 Sabrina wrestles with guilt when her good intentions backfire and get Zelda fired from her dream job. 2026-08-15 Mork helps Mindy get an interview with look-alike celebrity Robin Williams. 2026-08-15 Mork's personality changes when he decides to become more of a swinger to improve his social life. 2026-08-15 Mork disguises himself as an elderly woman to turn the tables on a gang of punks who mugged Mindy's grandmother. 2026-08-15 Mork reveals his friends' secrets when he substitutes for Mindy as host of a local gossip show. 2026-08-15 Latest developments in science and technology and medicine. 2026-08-15 A weekly half-hour series featuring everyday Americans and their families, telling fascinating stories across America's heartland. 2026-08-15 A young man visits Stanley and claims to be his son from a brief fling years before. 2026-08-15 Bradford attempts to marry off his former wife to a wealthy business associate. 2026-08-15 The girls crash Jack's weekend in a remote cabin. 2026-08-15 Jack and Janet worry about Chrissy's health. 2026-08-15 Mel proposes to his girlfriend, Marie. He then worries and decides to get a prenuptial agreement drawn up, but Marie refuses to sign. 2026-08-15 Tommy develops a crush on Vera after going out on a "date" with her. 2026-08-15 Barney and the detectives discover that someone has planted electronic bugs throughout the squad room. 2026-08-15 A vigilante environmentalist who's been sabotaging a chemical plant faces the corporation's high-powered lawyer. 2026-08-15 George hires a street kid to work for half-price. 2026-08-15 George has a bust made of himself to leave as a legacy to his family. 2026-08-15 Judy makes advances toward Grady to win his support in her scheme to marry Lamont. 2026-08-15 Grady invites cousin Emma to the Sanfords', hoping that she will do the cooking and cleaning. 2026-08-15 Barbara brings a mentally impaired boy to help Schneider. 2026-08-15 An unmarried classmate of Barbara's arrives with her new baby. 2026-08-15 Murray backs out of the business, and now it's up to Archie to find an easygoing partner. 2026-08-15 Stephanie's infatuated with a boy, who just uses her to get closer to an older woman -- Billie. 2026-08-15 Maude becomes suspicious when Walter develops a sudden passion for religion. 2026-08-15 Maude and Walter spend a weekend in a mountain cabin in an attempt to bring the romance back to their marriage. 2026-08-15 Danny wins an insomniac racehorse. 2026-08-15 The Partridges decide to move to a larger house. 2026-08-15 Hazel encourages George's mother to open a gardening business. 2026-08-16