KYMU-LD After Arthur wins $2,500 playing bingo, a dispute erupts over how the money should be spent; Doug wants to purchase golf clubs, while Carrie would like to go to a day spa. 2026-07-02 Deacon and Kelly decide to take Arthur out to dinner so Doug and Carrie can be alone, but they ignore a warning about Arthur's reaction to spicy food. 2026-07-02 Charlie falls for the woman who replaces Berta on her days off; Alan thinks Lyndsey's ex-husband is stalking him. 2026-07-02 Charlie goes on a spending spree for old fling Courtney when she shows up after being in prison for three years. 2026-07-02 Ashamed that he can't afford to buy a birthday present for Lyndsey, Alan gets creative. 2026-07-02 Depressed after his breakup from Courtney (Jenny McCarthy), Charlie goes to see his psychiatrist (Jane Lynch). 2026-07-02 Benny is furious when she discovers that George has rigged the results of a productivity contest at the factory against her. Upset because Angie agrees with Benny, George goes drinking with Ernie. 2026-07-02 George finds out the factory is moving to Mexico; Benny flees when the police want to question her about an old robbery; Angie awaits the results of a home pregnancy test. 2026-07-02 As Carmen prepares for college, Angie learns the family could be growing; Benny faces jail for a crime from her past. 2026-07-02 Angie maintains her story that she is pregnant to keep George from missing Carmen; Vic introduces his young fiancée to the family. 2026-07-02 Roseanne is surprised by her neighbor's (Meagen Fay) sudden, if not charitable, change of heart. 2026-07-02 The Conners plan an outrageous costume party for Halloween that includes a practical joke on the neighbors. 2026-07-02 Fran returns to school to help Maggie pass her gymnastics final and encounters her high-school gym teacher. 2026-07-02 C.C.'s feelings are hurt when her estranged father visits and invites Fran to a concert instead of her. 2026-07-02 Fran (Fran Drescher) is torn between her loyalty to the Sheffields and a proposal from her ex-boyfriend (Jonathan Penner). With Charles Shaughnessy. 2026-07-02 Grace reveals that she has no memories of her mother after she and Fran enter a mother-daughter beauty contest. 2026-07-02 Kemi leans on Abishola after an argument with Chukwuemeka, disrupting her and Bob's engagement celebration; Dottie gives Douglas a new job at MaxDot. 2026-07-02 A conflicted Abishola pushes against her Nigerian roots when she opens up about her past to Dele; Bob attempts to bridge an emotional gap with Douglas. 2026-07-02 Paid programming. 2026-07-02 Paid programming. 2026-07-02 An 11-year-old child actress manipulates parents and co-workers. 2026-07-02 A widow will lose her home to corporate developers unless neighbors step up to help. 2026-07-02 Malcolm's sister Maura (JoNell Kennedy) comes to stay when she gets fired and dumped in the same week. 2026-07-02 Eddie's pal, a former NASCAR driver, is crazier than he thinks. 2026-07-02 Regina teaches a television producer how to dance; a famous photographer wants to take pictures of Lovita. 2026-07-02 Regina (Wendy Raquel Robinson) goes overboard in her quest to win a choir competition. With Steve Harvey. 2026-07-02 Mark and Vanessa (Mark Curry, Holly Robinson Peete) discover their feelings for each other run very deep after they try to break up. 2026-07-02 Mark (Mark Curry) plans a romantic way of proposing marriage to Vanessa (Holly Robinson Peete). 2026-07-02 Dr. Miller (Spalding Gray) is no longer Fran's (Fran Drescher) savior when she discovers a disgusting personal habit of his. 2026-07-02 A bank robber (Peter Scolari) regrets taking Fran and her mother (Fran Drescher, Renee Taylor) hostage. 2026-07-02 Darlene's emergency appendectomy inspires Roseanne and Dan to re-evaluate what their daughter means to them. 2026-07-02 Roseanne's heavy overtime is about to push her over the edge; after two weeks of working every night and coming home to chaos, her only last resort is to run away; she winds up at a diner where she swaps stories. 2026-07-02 The Conner family reacts with typical humor when a tornado threatens Lanford. 2026-07-02 The Conners have a corpse in their kitchen, which interferes with Dan's attempts to repair the refrigerator. 2026-07-02 Carmen considers using birth control, and George and Angie try to convince her not to sleep with her boyfriend. 2026-07-02 Ernie considers marrying a troubled woman, and George risks their friendship to keep him from making a huge mistake. 2026-07-02 George is unhappy with Max's less-than-compassionate dentist so he asks his bosses to change the company dental plan. 2026-07-02 George tries to get Max help in school by telling his long-lost sister, Linda, who is the superintendent of schools, that she was given up for adoption at birth. 2026-07-02 The Bundys are filled with excitement when Kelly is showered with extravagant gifts they think are from a rich secret admirer. 2026-07-02 Bud's attitude and lifestyle change after he becomes involved in a study of human sexuality. 2026-07-02 Al goes shoeless to collect a settlement after the shoe stored is robbed. 2026-07-02 Al helps Kelly make a documentary on shoes for her acting class. 2026-07-02 Marcy leads a campus-wide protest at Bud's college after her ex-husband, Steve, expels a student for speaking his mind. 2026-07-02 Unless Peg's parents patch things up, the only woman in Bud's new love palace will be his grandmother. 2026-07-02 Carrie discovers Doug's annoying ex-girlfriend (Janeane Garofalo) has an employee discount at Saks Fifth Avenue. 2026-07-02 Carrie catches Doug fantasizing about other women while he is under sedation at the hospital. Steffiana De La Cruz and Angelo Pagan guest star. 2026-07-02 Carrie, still unemployed, helps Holly with dog walking; Arthur sells his burial plot to Spence's mother, Veronica (Anne Meara). 2026-07-03 Doug's grade-school nemesis (guest star Jon Favreau) is Deacon's new friend and may become Carrie's new boss. 2026-07-03 Alan feels paranoid when Lyndsey becomes friendly with Charlie. 2026-07-03 Charlie begins stalking Rose (Melanie Lynskey); Alan becomes concerned when Eldridge and Jake begin videotaping dangerous stunts. 2026-07-03 Charlie and Rose continue their affair; Alan's business becomes a Ponzi scheme. 2026-07-03 Rose discovers Alan's Ponzi scheme; Alan meets Rose's "husband"; Charlie tries to get time alone with Rose. 2026-07-03 The Lopez home and George's new media room suddenly become a bit more full when their niece, Veronica, and her freeloading boyfriend move in. 2026-07-03 Benny depends on George's testimony to free her from prison when her embittered mother, defense attorney and judge all turn against her. 2026-07-03 Upset about being publicly humiliated at work, George downs a shot of tequila with the worm in it, which makes him hallucinate that he and Ernie are gay. 2026-07-03 George seeks help from a popular reality TV game show to expose Vic's cheating, gold-digging fiancée. 2026-07-03 The Conners' second honeymoon in Las Vegas becomes a nightmare when they spend the weekend with Dan's friend. 2026-07-03 The Conners risk getting thrown out of a nightclub and visit a wedding chapel with Arnie and Nancy. 2026-07-03 Mr. Sheffield goes to a hot new club with Fran and Val and meets a woman who looks and sounds exactly like Fran. 2026-07-03 A former high-school classmate (guest star Richard Kind) of Fran's (Fran Drescher) threatens to jump off a ledge unless she marries him. 2026-07-03 Fran's (Fran Drescher) Grandma Yetta (guest star Ann Guilbert) moves in with the Sheffields while her retirement home is treated for termites. Also starring Charles Shaughnessy. 2026-07-03 A millionaire (Efrem Zimbalist Jr.) invites Fran (Fran Drescher) to go to dinner with him -- in Paris. 2026-07-03 Bob is excited to show off Abishola at his industry awards gala, but ruins the evening when he doesn't let her speak for herself; Douglas tries fitting in with Goodwin and Kofo as one of the guys on the warehouse floor. 2026-07-03 When Abishola learns that Bob talked Chukwuemeka into proposing to Kemi, she tries to fix the situation; Kofo permanently alters his relationship with Goodwin when he considers signing a lease in Olu and Tunde's apartment building. 2026-07-03 Paid programming. 2026-07-03 Paid programming. 2026-07-03 A widower (Lew Ayres) pines away in a rest home, until his grandson and Jonathan give him jogging shoes. 2026-07-03 Guilt plagues a policeman who shot a teenager brandishing an empty gun. 2026-07-03 Nicolette asks Malcolm and Eddie to help her boyfriend, Stanley (John Salley), pop the question. 2026-07-03 Malcolm and Eddie reconsider their bachelorhood when they learn of an old friend's upcoming marriage. 2026-07-03 Steve's old flame visits for a benefit, but shocking news prevents the rekindling of their relationship. 2026-07-03 Steve gets writer's block while trying to compose a song for Black History Month; Lovita wants Cedric's forgiveness. 2026-07-03 After Vanessa accepts his proposal, Mark is pressured to find a ring that fits his budget and her taste. 2026-07-03 Geneva plans to move out, prompting Mark to enlist the help of Tyler's young relatives to convince her to stay. 2026-07-03 A judge finds it difficult to control Fran when she hears the testimony of a housekeeper against her employer. 2026-07-03 Fran accuses Maxwell of not spending enough time with his children when they get head lice, but he is spared. 2026-07-03 Jackie's apartment is uninhabitable so she spends a few days at the Conners'; an unexpected visit from Roseanne's parents creates havoc. 2026-07-03 A tough, nit-picking new supervisor at the factory makes life unbearable for all the employees, including a fed-up Roseanne; pushed to her limit, Roseanne cuts a deal with the devil. 2026-07-03 Becky suffers major public embarrassment at school, when she passes gas during a presentation before her fellow students; Roseanne and Dan make an ill-fated attempt to console Becky after she is humiliated at school. 2026-07-03 Roseanne refuses to support Jackie when she decides to become a police officer and announces she's going to the police academy; this rekindles an old sibling rivalry that leads to an all out wrestling match in the Conner living room. 2026-07-03 When a major earthquake shakes Los Angeles, George's repressed childhood fears resurface. Despite a positive assessment of the house from a contractor, George refuses to go back in, and he and Carmen set up a tent in the backyard. 2026-07-03 When Benny demands cash for a box of George's childhood mementos, George learns some painful truths about his boyhood. 2026-07-03 Wedding singers (Robert Rodriguez and Chingon, and William Hung) audition when George comes up with a plan for Angie's dream wedding. 2026-07-03 George invites Carmen's boyfriend to move in with the family when he realizes the boy's father is a little too tough on him. 2026-07-03 Al gets more women than he can handle when an aerobics studio opens next door. 2026-07-03 Buck passes away, leaving a heartbroken Kelly to find a new pet. 2026-07-03 Al forms a church with his beer-drinking buddies as a means to avoid paying taxes. 2026-07-03 Much to Al's horror, his new baldness remedy also turns out to be a love potion. 2026-07-03 After Peg rescues him from a mugger, Al stages a robbery in hopes of saving his pride. 2026-07-03 In order to join a men's club, Bud attempts to get a wrestler's (King Kong Bundy) autograph and ends up in the ring. 2026-07-03 Carrie's plan to stay at a hotel while visiting Florida backfires when the hotel is overrun by spring breakers. 2026-07-03 When Arthur embarrasses Carrie at a job interview, Doug must heal the breach between father and daughter. 2026-07-03 Doug sabotages Carrie's efforts to socialize with her co-workers by doing crass things, such as showing them his chest hair. Amy Stiller guest stars. 2026-07-04