WZTS-LD Carrie learns that in the beginning of their relationship Doug lied to her about getting a job at IPS so she would sleep with him. 2026-07-15 Doug convinces Carrie to take pole dancing lessons but is disappointed when she puts on a show for him. 2026-07-15 When Walden gets tired of the complications that come with a traditional relationship, he hires an actress to be his girlfriend; Jake plans a rendezvous with Missi (Miley Cyrus) at the beach house. 2026-07-15 Alan feels reluctant to make a commitment to Lyndsey, but an unexpected source inspires him; Walden enjoys being the boy-toy of a wealthy older woman. 2026-07-15 Alan's famous ex-wife, Kandi, wants to reconcile; when Berta isn't interested in celebrating her birthday, Walden tries to make her day special. 2026-07-15 Alan helps Walden create a new identity so he can avoid women who are only interested in his money. 2026-07-15 George believes he has found his father, and he invites the man (Cheech Marin) to Thanksgiving Day dinner. 2026-07-15 When Angie joins more charity organizations than she can handle, George and the family help her get things under control. 2026-07-15 Angie's parents visit for Christmas and continue to make George feel like he is not good enough for their daughter. 2026-07-15 Benny's bathroom is falling apart, and Angie tries to convince George that if he fixes it up for her, she'll be grateful to him for once in his life. 2026-07-15 Roseanne convinces Leon that the Conner family should appear in a television commercial for the coffee shop. 2026-07-15 Roseanne visits a therapist with Jackie; Arnie persuades Dan to hire a tattoo artist for the motorcycle shop. 2026-07-15 C.C. (Lauren Lane) is annoyed when Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) hires a gorgeous publicist (Catherine Oxenberg) to help him with his image. 2026-07-15 Fran is arrested for owning an unlicensed singles party business and Uncle Manny comes to the rescue. 2026-07-15 Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) pops the big question to Fran (Fran Drescher) just to aggravate his mother (Dina Merrill). With Daniel Davis and Lauren Lane. 2026-07-15 An actress (Donna Dixon) who is a single mother prompts Fran (Fran Drescher) to consider artificial insemination. With Charles Shaughnessy and Daniel Davis. 2026-07-15 When Gloria goes on vacation, Abishola takes charge of the nursing staff, but quickly falls short as the job requires "people skills"; with Abishola busy at the hospital, the Wheelers try to cope with her temporary absence. 2026-07-15 When Christina tells her family that she's decided to have a baby by herself, Bob and Abishola start to reconsider whether to have a baby of their own as well. 2026-07-15 Paid programming. 2026-07-15 Paid programming. 2026-07-15 A TV reporter accuses the operator of a home for unwed mothers of misappropriating funds. 2026-07-15 Two students receive some angelic motivation; as teachers, Jonathan and Mark motivate an overweight outcast and unscholarly athlete. 2026-07-15 Nicolette teaches Malcolm a lesson when he takes advantage of their friendship. 2026-07-15 The father of Malcolm's new girlfriend offers him a bribe to dump his daughter. 2026-07-15 Steve poses as Lovita's fiancé when Cedric can't attend a counseling session with a renowned minister. 2026-07-15 Steve (Steve Harvey) gets evicted from his apartment; Regina falls for an author who has a strange fetish. 2026-07-15 Mark refuses to help a star athlete pass an algebra test until he learns the truth about his own academic success. 2026-07-15 Mark's (Mark Curry) first coaching assignment is to spark life in a very uninspired cheerleading squad. 2026-07-15 When Fran learns that Maxwell has bought a diamond ring, she suspects a marriage proposal is in the air. 2026-07-15 Fran (Fran Drescher) learns that some of Maxwell's (Charles Shaughnessy) high-society chums are making fun of her behind her back. Guest stars: Dick Martin and Mort Drescher. 2026-07-15 In Halloween garb, Roseanne is mistaken for a guy at the Lobo Lounge. 2026-07-15 Roseanne's "PMS day" and Dan's birthday are on a collision course. 2026-07-15 Becky is suspended from school after making a gesture in her class picture. 2026-07-15 Dan confesses his sexy dreams to Roseanne -- and she's not in them. 2026-07-15 As Carmen prepares for college, Angie learns the family could be growing; Benny faces jail for a crime from her past. 2026-07-15 Angie maintains her story that she is pregnant to keep George from missing Carmen; Vic introduces his young fiancée to the family. 2026-07-15 The Lopez home and George's new media room suddenly become a bit more full when their niece, Veronica, and her freeloading boyfriend move in. 2026-07-15 Benny depends on George's testimony to free her from prison when her embittered mother, defense attorney and judge all turn against her. 2026-07-15 Al and Griff (Harold Sylvester) go overboard when they discover the ability to swap shoes for mall merchandise. 2026-07-15 Al wants to spend a night out with the boys, but Peggy has other plans for him. 2026-07-15 Peggy hopes to rekindle the flame in her marriage when Al's interest in romance wanes. 2026-07-15 Al accidentally shoots his neighbor's dog when he investigates a strange noise in the night. 2026-07-15 Peggy and Al stir up trouble when their neighbors make plans to build an addition on their house. 2026-07-15 Peggy and Marcy feel neglected when Al and Steve become preoccupied restoring a '65 Mustang. 2026-07-15 The guys' neighborhood restaurant names a new sandwich after Deacon, so Doug determines to get some kind of food named after himself. 2026-07-15 Carrie discovers that Doug's frequent trips to the hair salon are due to his attractive new hairstylist. 2026-07-15 Doug and Carrie's romantic getaway is a nightmare when the owners of the bed-and-breakfast become too much to take. 2026-07-16 When Doug is not allowed to hold Danny's girlfriend's baby, Doug tries to persuade Carrie to have a child so he can get back at Danny. 2026-07-16 Walden juggles his two identities; Alan ends up alone on Christmas. 2026-07-16 Alan invests Walden's money in Kate's fashion line; leading a double life takes its toll on Walden. 2026-07-16 Alan and Walden go to Kate's fashion show in New York, so Walden can reveal the truth about his identity. 2026-07-16 Alan is faced with relationship trouble when he does not give Lyndsey a key to the beach house; Walden, Alan, Herb and Billy commiserate about relationships. 2026-07-16 Benny tries to reconcile with her dying brother in hopes of getting his Super Bowl tickets; George has trouble dealing with death. 2026-07-16 George gives Angie a disappointing Valentine's Day gift, triggering a flashback to high school in the 1980s when he painted a mural for her. 2026-07-16 Carmen's boyfriend spreads nasty rumors about her after she breaks up with him; George has a score to settle with a school counselor (guest star Steven R. Schirripa). 2026-07-16 George learns he has a half brother (Lou Diamond Phillips) when he tries to take out a loan for Carmen's private school. 2026-07-16 Darlene seeks advice from Dan and Becky but not Roseanne; Roseanne worries about passing a lie detector test. 2026-07-16 Crystal goes into labor, and Dan coaches her in the delivery room; Roseanne is delayed at the coffee shop. 2026-07-16 Fran's (Fran Drescher) trip to Hollywood takes a twist when she lands on the set of "Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman." With Charles Shaughnessy, Jane Seymour and Joe Lando. 2026-07-16 After seeing Maggie (Nicholle Tom) kissing a man, Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) wants to send her to a nunnery until Fran (Fran Drescher) steps in. With Daniel Davis. 2026-07-16 After learning her boyfriend's (Burke Moses) occupation, Fran (Fran Drescher) tries to break it off, but he will not let her go. With Charles Shaughnessy. 2026-07-16 When Fran (Fran Drescher) is a fashion "don't" in a magazine, Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) hires her to design costumes for a benefit. With Daniel Davis and Todd Oldham. 2026-07-16 Bob and Abishola try to help a sad and volatile Kemi, who, after being dumped by Chukwuemeka, struggles with the possibility that her happiest days might be behind her. 2026-07-16 When Abishola's ex-husband, Tayo, visits Detroit for work, everyone falls under his spell except Bob and Abishola, who know there must be more to his visit than he claims. 2026-07-16 Paid programming. 2026-07-16 Paid programming. 2026-07-16 Jonathan and Mark encourage a mentally challenged boy to compete in the Special Olympics. 2026-07-16 Jonathan and Mark help a young couple adopt a mentally challenged boy. 2026-07-16 Nicolette decides to try and have a child, but when she decides the sperm bank is too impersonal, she asks Malcolm. 2026-07-16 Malcolm and Eddie appear on a TV court show when Eddie accuses Malcolm of negligence after his hat collection is stolen. 2026-07-16 Steve leads Regina's teen-feminist discussion group; Cedric and Lovita socialize with another couple. 2026-07-16 On Cedric and Lovita's (Cedric "The Entertainer," Terri J. Vaughn) wedding day, Steve (Steve Harvey) and the groom find themselves locked in a basement. 2026-07-16 The Golden State Warriors basketball team offers Mark a tryout at the same time he is offered a full-time coaching job. 2026-07-16 Mark is excited about joining the Golden State Warriors until he hears the condition: a one-on-one game with Charles Barkley. 2026-07-16 Fran transforms a nerdy singer into a cool rapper so that he can audition for a part in Maxwell's new show. 2026-07-16 With many of her friends divorced and disagreement brewing with Maxwell, Fran worries about her pending nuptials. 2026-07-16 Dan and Roseanne celebrate an anniversary; Becky and Darlene are grounded. 2026-07-16 Roseanne expects a fight between Jackie and their mother (Estelle Parsons), but she is surprised instead. 2026-07-16 Dan's father announces his plans to marry Roseanne's best friend, Crystal. 2026-07-16 The Conners celebrate Darlene's wedding day; Darlene and Dan have another fight, but they reconcile immediately. 2026-07-16 Upset about being publicly humiliated at work, George downs a shot of tequila with the worm in it, which makes him hallucinate that he and Ernie are gay. 2026-07-16 George seeks help from a popular reality TV game show to expose Vic's cheating, gold-digging fiancée. 2026-07-16 When Angie gets concerned about losing her looks, George asks his gorgeous young niece to tone down her sex appeal. 2026-07-16 George's poor memory comes back to haunt him when Angie's mother passes away. 2026-07-16 Al is unable to buy Peggy an anniversary gift when he discovers his family has overcharged on his credit cards. 2026-07-16 Marcy and Steve offer to baby-sit the Bundy children for the weekend. 2026-07-16 Al takes Steve to his poker game, but Steve ends up losing his mortgage money. 2026-07-16 The Bundy family suffers when Peggy lands a job at a department store. 2026-07-16 Al spends time at a swinging co-worker's apartment after a spat with Peggy. 2026-07-16 Marcy is concerned when Al figures prominently in her dreams. 2026-07-16 Doug lets the attention go to his head when he gets anonymous e-mail from someone who saw him perform at a karaoke club. 2026-07-16 Doug and Carrie are confused when Deacon and Kelly are not interested in buying the house next door to theirs. 2026-07-16 Doug tries to capitalize on his mother's poker skills by having her help him win a high-stakes tournament; Spence helps Carrie lose her accent. 2026-07-17