KDGL-LD Deacon's recent separation forces Doug and Carrie to re-examine some things they may have taken for granted. 2026-08-19 Doug finds that working for a competitor isn't all it's cracked up to be after he quits his job; Carrie becomes a self-tanning cream addict. 2026-08-19 When Evelyn reads in the obituaries that her second husband, Harry, has died, she attends the funeral with Alan, then is furious to learn that Alan had kept in touch with Harry after the divorce. 2026-08-19 After taking a loan from Evelyn, Alan is guilted into double-dating with her, her new romantic interest and his daughter. 2026-08-19 Alan is reluctant to leave Jake with Evelyn for a sleepover visit until he finds himself partying with Charlie and a busload of beautiful female volleyball players. 2026-08-19 Charlie unknowingly sleeps with an elderly man's (Orson Bean) hot trophy wife. 2026-08-19 As Carmen prepares for college, Angie learns the family could be growing; Benny faces jail for a crime from her past. 2026-08-19 Angie maintains her story that she is pregnant to keep George from missing Carmen; Vic introduces his young fiancée to the family. 2026-08-19 The Lopez home and George's new media room suddenly become a bit more full when their niece, Veronica, and her freeloading boyfriend move in. 2026-08-19 Benny depends on George's testimony to free her from prison when her embittered mother, defense attorney and judge all turn against her. 2026-08-19 Roseanne and Dan take steps to reconcile; Darlene heads to the hospital. 2026-08-19 Doctors offer little hope when Darlene's baby is born prematurely, but Roseanne remains confident the baby will survive. 2026-08-19 When Maxwell's (Charles Shaughnessy) childhood nanny (Cloris Leachman) visits, she is appalled by Fran's (Fran Drescher) unique child-care methods. 2026-08-19 For her 30th birthday, Fran's mother gives her a cemetery plot as a gift to introduce her to an eligible funeral director. 2026-08-19 Fran casts Grace as the lead in the school pageant, but when Maxwell becomes the producer the girl develops stage fright. 2026-08-19 Maxwell's ex-girlfriend, a 1960s supermodel, decides that Maggie has what it takes and arranges a photo session. 2026-08-19 When Abishola brings Dele to work with her at the hospital, she discovers that her dream of him becoming a doctor might not become a reality; Kemi and Chukwuemeka's mothers bond when Ogechi slips in the bathtub. 2026-08-19 Dottie, Auntie Olu and Uncle Tunde must find a way to reconcile when they're forced to eat dinner together; Bob and Abishola have differing opinions on the progress of their relationship. 2026-08-19 Cut up to half the cost of your monthly cell phone bill; same towers, same coverage, but a lot less money; it sounds great but is it too good to be true?; join myth-busting legend Kari Byron as she takes on Big Wireless to save you money. 2026-08-19 Trusted brand Jacuzzi Bath Remodel and interior designer Christina Hall share their secrets on how you can easily and affordably transform your bathroom into a gorgeous custom, safe, stylish space in 1 day! Call for a FREE quote & installation. 2026-08-19 A greedy son (Jonathan Frakes) wants to institutionalize his eccentric father (Ron Moody), a construction tycoon. 2026-08-19 An actor (Daniel Davis) hires Jonathan and Mark to look after his estranged children (Bobby Jacoby, Emily Moultrie). 2026-08-19 Eddie coaches Malcolm's basketball team in an effort to impress Nicolette by beating her boyfriend's team. 2026-08-19 The guys discover that baby-sitting Eddie's infant cousin draws women. 2026-08-19 Romeo (Merlin Santana) must learn how to stand up to his father (Hector Maisonette); a mouse invades Steve and Cedric's (Steve Harvey, Cedric "The Entertainer") apartment. 2026-08-19 Sophia wins the role of Juliet in her school's production of "Romeo and Juliet," but Romeo is not chosen to play opposite her. 2026-08-19 Mark (Mark Curry) gives Tyler (Marquise Wilson) romantic advice; Vanessa (Holly Robinson) finds the man of her dreams (Kristoff St. John). 2026-08-19 Mark (Mark Curry) gets duped by a salesperson (Kellita Smith); Geneva (Saundra Quarterman) thinks Nicole (Raven-Symone) is a chess whiz. 2026-08-19 Mr. Sheffield (Charles Shaughnessy) asks Fran (Fran Drescher) to be guardian of his children in the event of his death. 2026-08-19 To help Maxwell's (Charles Shaughnessy) efforts to woo a playwright (Ray Stricklyn), Fran (Fran Drescher) offers to set the man up with a feisty woman. Guest star: Roger Clinton. 2026-08-19 D.J. is growing up, and Roseanne is having trouble loosening the apron strings; David finds that Darlene's planning to move in with her new boyfriend Jimmy. 2026-08-19 Roseanne and Jackie pay Darlene and her boyfriend (Danny Masterson) a surprise visit at college; Dan referees fights at home. 2026-08-19 Dan and Roseanne struggle with D.J.'s reluctance to kiss a girl in the school play. 2026-08-19 The Conner family gathers for Thanksgiving dinner; Dan and Roseanne plan to reveal the gender of the baby they are expecting. 2026-08-19 When Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa hears that George has been imitating him in order to bully a menacing biker, he decides to pay a visit. 2026-08-19 Rather than give in to Benny's incessant pleas to buy her a new car, George and Angie agree to drive her around town. 2026-08-19 When Benny's abusive comments and behavior grow worse, George finds it impossible to laugh things off and threatens make some big changes. 2026-08-19 George realizes how difficult it is to live with Ernie and his parents, so he convinces Ernie to get his own place. 2026-08-19 Peg's public complaints about Al's lovemaking make him a laughingstock. 2026-08-19 Al is forced to return to work when Peg spends his retirement money. 2026-08-19 After learning his stolen car is worth a measly $100, Al falsifies an insurance claim. 2026-08-19 The Bundy's newly married relative (Abraham Benrubi) learns his bride slept with Bud the day before their wedding. 2026-08-19 Al's ex-girlfriend (Vanna White), a cosmetics millionaire, offers Peggy $500,000 for one night with Al. 2026-08-19 Al's ego is damaged after Peg gets a chance to compete in a free-throw contest. 2026-08-19 Doug and Carrie have different opinions about Deacon and Kelly's separation and share them with each other. 2026-08-19 Doug dreams that he could solve all of his problems if he could assume the roles of vintage television characters. 2026-08-19 Doug's (Kevin James) parents bowl him over with an important request while on a brief layover in New York. 2026-08-20 Doug and Carrie's neighbor (Bryan Cranston) builds an aboveground pool that looks directly into their property. 2026-08-20 After Alan falls off the roof, Charlie volunteers to watch Jake for the weekend. 2026-08-20 Alan must see the school principal over a picture Jake drew of a schoolmate and calls Charlie to watch over the boy. 2026-08-20 Charlie organizes an intervention to keep Alan from reuniting with Judith. 2026-08-20 Berta moves into Charlie's house for a few days and plays one brother against the other. 2026-08-20 Upset about being publicly humiliated at work, George downs a shot of tequila with the worm in it, which makes him hallucinate that he and Ernie are gay. 2026-08-20 George seeks help from a popular reality TV game show to expose Vic's cheating, gold-digging fiancée. 2026-08-20 When Angie gets concerned about losing her looks, George asks his gorgeous young niece to tone down her sex appeal. 2026-08-20 George's poor memory comes back to haunt him when Angie's mother passes away. 2026-08-20 Jackie and Mark attend a women's wrestling match; D.J. is not prepared for sex. 2026-08-20 Two television programmers entice Roseanne to sell her life story; Bev unwittingly tells stories about Roseanne to a tabloid reporter. 2026-08-20 When a plumber brings his granddaughter along to fix the Sheffield's broken shower, Brighton gets his first kiss. 2026-08-20 After examining Grace for the flu, the doctor checks Fran's throat and schedules her for a tonsillectomy. 2026-08-20 The entire Sheffield household spends the weekend at Fran's parents' when they are stranded by a blizzard. 2026-08-20 Fran discovers that Maxwell's sister is secretly in love with the chauffeur even though she is engaged to a duke. 2026-08-20 With Dele's dream of becoming a doctor dashed, Bob, Abishola, Tayo and the rest of the family scramble to find him a new career path; when the pressure mounts, Dele turns to a surprising source for advice on dealing with his family. 2026-08-20 Abishola invites Bob to an intimate part of her life -- church; Kemi fights with Ogechi to be Chukwuemeka's favorite. 2026-08-20 Cut up to half the cost of your monthly cell phone bill; same towers, same coverage, but a lot less money; it sounds great but is it too good to be true?; join myth-busting legend Kari Byron as she takes on Big Wireless to save you money. 2026-08-20 See how a drug-free patch is helping people find relief-without medication. 2026-08-20 On a film set, Jonathan meets another angel (Al Ruscio), and Mark falls for an actress (Stella Stevens). 2026-08-20 Mark and Jonathan work as hotel bellhops to help a millionaire's son find meaning in his life; an unmotivated man must make decisions regarding his personal life. 2026-08-20 Malcolm acts as chef Simone's husband to fool her high-school nemesis. 2026-08-20 Malcolm ends up in the hospital after a fight with Eddie over switching bedrooms. 2026-08-20 Cedric (Cedric "The Entertainer") turns Steve (Steve Harvey) on to being a Big Brother, but it turns out to be more than Steve can handle. 2026-08-20 Steve's old singing group reunites for an awards show performance, but Cedric has to fill in when a member gets sick. 2026-08-20 Mark (Mark Curry) moonlights as a department store Santa; the house is robbed of every Christmas present. 2026-08-20 When his team starts to lose, Mark begins to doubt his coaching ability. 2026-08-20 When Fran (Fran Drescher) befriends an attractive male nanny (Christopher Rich), Mr. Sheffield (Charles Shaughnessy) reveals his possessive side. 2026-08-20 C.C.'s (Lauren Lane) dog is the main suspect when house guest Shari Lewis' (guest starring as herself) puppet Lamb Chop is missing. 2026-08-20 Dan and Roseanne are awaiting the results of the pregnancy; Dan tries to soothe and comfort Roseanne, but she feels misunderstood and thinks Dan would prefer she didn't have the baby. 2026-08-20 DJ's teacher asks Dan and Roseanne to come and talk to the school; she tells the Conners that she thinks DJ has a learning disability because he refuses to solve problems at the board. 2026-08-20 Dan and Roseanne see the neighbors from the bedroom window; Mark is confused because Becky regularly meets David for coffee and finally asks Darlene for help. 2026-08-20 Bev's thrown in jail for drinking and driving, and it's up to Roseanne and Jackie to bail her out; an apparent lack of judgment isn't Bev's only problem; in a shocking announcement, she admits that she's an alcoholic. 2026-08-20 Max witnesses a traumatic event at school, and it gives him chronic nightmares until George brings him to a counselor. 2026-08-20 When George peeks at a 10-year-old unopened letter from Angie, he discovers some secrets that they both may wish were never revealed. 2026-08-20 George's constant sarcasm about her age makes Benny self-conscious to the point that she decides to get overly large breast implants to compensate. 2026-08-20 George and Angie enter a fierce competition to determine who does more work in their marriage and around the house. 2026-08-20 Al helps an ex-girlfriend having gang trouble in the old neighborhood. 2026-08-20 Bud faces his cool alter ego when his latest attempt to impress women fails miserably. 2026-08-20 Al becomes too paranoid to enjoy his incredible lucky streak. 2026-08-20 Marcy finds a way to overcome her fear of public speaking, but the cure turns out to be worse than the illness. 2026-08-20 Kelly and Bud are forced to double-date after they purchase a new car. 2026-08-20 Al must prove his family really needs him or Death will banish him. 2026-08-20 Doug's (Kevin James) Uncle Stu (guest star Gavin MacLeod) talks him into helping his down-and-out cousin (guest star Gary Valentine) land a job at IPS. 2026-08-20 Carrie and Doug (Leah Remini, Kevin James) ponder a major readjustment after a night of passion leads to a surprise. 2026-08-20 Carrie and Doug (Leah Remini, Kevin James) ponder a major readjustment after a night of passion leads to a surprise. 2026-08-21