Comedy Central HD (Pacific) A model in an office-supply catalog makes Michael feel things; to win back Dunder-Mifflin's parking spaces, Kevin and Andy oppose bosses of five businesses. 2026-09-01 Michael and Dwight decide to surprise Ryan in New York; Scranton staffers must work on a Saturday for Ryan's Website project. 2026-09-01 Michael tries to give Stanley an attitude adjustment after Stanley snaps at him; Dwight decides to buy Andy's car; after spending the night at Jim's, Pam deals with an unexpected inconvenience. 2026-09-01 Jim hits the golf course with Andy and Kevin in hope of landing a huge client; Michael sets up a booth at a job fair at Pam's alma mater to hire a summer intern. 2026-09-01 Michael demands Toby's goodbye party at Dunder Mifflin be a huge celebration; Dwight and Meredith haze Holly (Amy Ryan), the new human resources person. 2026-09-01 Michael demands Toby's goodbye party at Dunder Mifflin be a huge celebration; Dwight and Meredith haze Holly (Amy Ryan), the new human resources person. 2026-09-01 Staffers in the Scranton branch of Dunder Mifflin become obsessed with their weight in the wake of corporate weight-loss initiatives; Michael pursues a friendship with Holly; Jim misses Pam, who is away at art school. 2026-09-01 Staffers in the Scranton branch of Dunder Mifflin become obsessed with their weight in the wake of corporate weight-loss initiatives; Michael pursues a friendship with Holly; Jim misses Pam, who is away at art school. 2026-09-01 A business ethics seminar gets out of control when Michael lets everyone talk about their unethical behavior at work; Jim makes Dwight observe the company's "time theft" policy. 2026-09-01 Michael has Dwight go over possible birthing scenarios to prepare for the birth of Jan's baby; Michael tells Holly he will pretend not to like her for Jan's benefit. 2026-09-01 Michael helps Pam get a part-time job so she can afford art school; Michael and Holly get an early start on their date night; after the office is robbed, Michael decides to raise money for all the lost items. 2026-09-01 Taylor Swift agrees to go to the homecoming dance with Chris; Peter decides to become an Uber driver. 2026-09-01 Peter and Lois decide not to vaccinate Stewie after reading about the potential side effects; the rest of Quahog soon follows suit. 2026-09-01 The cast re-enacts "The Great Gatsby," "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn" and "Of Mice and Men.". 2026-09-01 When Peter overhears Carter's plan to save money by using toxic chemicals in the brewery's beer cans, he tells a journalist about it; Brian asks for Stewie's help when his driver's license expired. 2026-09-01 Peter gets power hungry when he's asked to fill in for a mall Santa; Stewie and Brian decide to crash holiday office parties for free food, fun and women. 2026-09-01 Mr. Garrison undergoes a sex change operation. 2026-09-01 The citizens of South Park seek Cartman's help to battle hippies. 2026-09-01 The boys start a talent agency hoping to make money. 2026-09-01 Cartman is jealous when Kenny gets the last portable gaming device in stock. 2026-09-01 The boys set out to lose a baseball game in order to avoid playing the game all summer. 2026-09-01 Butters thinks he can communicate with the dead. 2026-09-01 Jimmy must learn to control himself before performing in the talent show. 2026-09-01 A global warming state of emergency is declared in South Park; the world's largest beaver dam breaks and floods the adjacent town of Beaverton. 2026-09-01 The boys fake Butters' death to reinvent him as a girl. 2026-09-01 The boys express their high respect for Caitlyn Jenner. 2026-09-01 Garrison decides he wants to build a wall to keep out all the undocumented immigrants. 2026-09-01 With the town of South Park gentrifying, Kenny feels it is time to get a job. 2026-09-01 Cartman considers himself the top online restaurant reviewer in South Park. 2026-09-01 Cartman becomes a victim of body-shaming. 2026-09-01 The Asian girls in school are drawing pictures of Tweek and Craig. 2026-09-01 South Park's citizens decide they no longer need a police force in town. 2026-09-01 Jimmy deals with PC Principal's beliefs. 2026-09-01 When PC Principal goes missing, it's discovered he's disappeared with two of the 4th grade students. 2026-09-01 Kyle chooses a dangerous alliance over his friendship with Stan. 2026-09-01 An American icon gives the National Anthem a reboot. 2026-09-01 At the annual Halloween get-together, a witch casts a spell that terrorizes everyone in town. 2026-09-01 When Ms. Garrison hears of Mr. Slave's impending wedding, she vows to stop same-sex marriage. 2026-09-01 When Stan looks to new religions to cure his depression, church leaders recognize him as the second coming. 2026-09-01 Kyle befriends a whale from the new Denver Sea Park; he convinces all the fourth grade boys to help him get his new friend back home. 2026-09-01 Brian and Lois try to help Chris manage his anger by encouraging him to take up a sport; Frank Sinatra Jr., Stewie and Brian open an Italian restaurant. 2026-09-01 With the airline pilots on strike, Quagmire decides to become a gigolo to earn money; Brian gets a job at a hardware store for the health insurance. 2026-09-01 Viewers are taken for a behind-the-scenes look at a "Family Guy" production week; Peter is replaced and pitches a new series to Fox Television Group Chairmen and CEO's Dana Walden and Gary Newman. 2026-09-01 Taylor Swift agrees to go to the homecoming dance with Chris; Peter decides to become an Uber driver. 2026-09-01 Peter and Lois decide not to vaccinate Stewie after reading about the potential side effects; the rest of Quahog soon follows suit. 2026-09-01 The cast re-enacts "The Great Gatsby," "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn" and "Of Mice and Men.". 2026-09-01 When Peter overhears Carter's plan to save money by using toxic chemicals in the brewery's beer cans, he tells a journalist about it; Brian asks for Stewie's help when his driver's license expired. 2026-09-02 Peter gets power hungry when he's asked to fill in for a mall Santa; Stewie and Brian decide to crash holiday office parties for free food, fun and women. 2026-09-02 Professional football player Rob Gronkowski moves into the neighborhood; Stewie uses steroids to increase his new bees' honey output, but it makes them aggressive instead. 2026-09-02 Peter and the gang must intervene when a popular dating app sends Quagmire on the road to hedonism; Stewie finds out he has scoliosis. 2026-09-02 Peter helps Joe with several crime cases but gets angry when Joe tries to take all the credit; Brian convinces Stewie to join a football team and panics when he gets a concussion. 2026-09-02 Lois upstages Peter at a Red Sox fantasy baseball camp; Stewie runs away from home while Meg is watching him. 2026-09-02 When Peter becomes the temporary principal at the high school, Meg uses his authority to get even with her bullies. 2026-09-02 When Chris' Mexican girlfriend, Isabella, gets deported, he steps up to take care of her twin babies, only to find she can't return to the U.S. 2026-09-02 Peter's past participation as a sperm donor catches up to him when his children start showing up at his house. 2026-09-02 Peter embarks on a campaign to win an Emmy for Family Guy by making the show more like Emmy-winning shows. 2026-09-02 Peter befriends the coolest guy ever and dumps Quagmire, Joe, and Cleveland. 2026-09-02 The Griffins get a nanny for the kids; Peter and Lois get an opportunity to reconnect. 2026-09-02 After Chris gets a special $1 bill for his birthday and quickly loses it, the dollar gets passed from character to character throughout Quahog. 2026-09-02 In a special anthology-style episode, Peter gets fired from the brewery in the signature styles of three famous Hollywood film directors. 2026-09-02 The Griffins force Brian to move out after he posts an offensive tweet that goes viral. 2026-09-02 Vladimir Putin visits Quahog after Peter writes to him about discovering an alternate ending in the Russian version of one of his favorite films; Brian gets a job at a suicide hotline center and attempts a romance with a co-worker. 2026-09-02 Meg takes up drinking, which both concerns and delights her father; Brian spies on his neighbors and suspects Principal Shepherd of a crime. 2026-09-02 While the country celebrates the outcome of the election, the new President-elect arrives at the White House prematurely. 2026-09-02 The boys must embrace the latest fad to hit South Park Elementary or risk their status as the coolest kids in school. 2026-09-02 The Goth Kids are angry when the other children can't tell the difference between a goth and a vampire. 2026-09-02 Kenny takes his girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers' concert. 2026-09-02 A vigilante rises from the trash and attempts to wipe out crime in the town of South Park. 2026-09-02 Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate state of the economy. 2026-09-02 Someone plays an April Fool's joke on the boys. 2026-09-02 The kids come up with the funniest joke of all time while helping Jimmy with his comedy routine. 2026-09-02 Randy comes up with a plan to help Stan win the Pinewood Derby. 2026-09-02 Cartman dreams of living the life of a pirate. 2026-09-02 Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother from paranormal forces. 2026-09-02 Butters is determined to get his first kiss, so his friends won't make fun of him. 2026-09-02 The boys sign up for the school wrestling club in an effort to become professional wrestlers. 2026-09-02 Stan's trip to the Denver Aquarium is ruined when the Japanese begin killing all the world's dolphins and whales. 2026-09-02 The boys fight back against the obnoxious motorcycle riders that are disrupting everyone in South Park. 2026-09-02 When Cartman is chosen to do the morning announcements at South Park Elementary, he uses the opportunity to target the Student Body President, Wendy Testaburger. 2026-09-02 Things turn deadly when the boys spend a fun-filled day at the water park. 2026-09-02 Some of the boys have a sex-addiction problem. 2026-09-02 The boys read a controversial book that inspires them to write one of their own. 2026-09-02 Cartman's favorite restaurant shuts down, and its replacement is a store that sells medicinal marijuana. 2026-09-02 Kyle requests the wrong person as a friend on Facebook and all of his friends start deserting him. 2026-09-02 Jimmy and Timmy go to camp with their friends. 2026-09-02 Cartman dreams of being a NASCAR driver and he is willing to do whatever it takes to make it happen. 2026-09-02 New Jersey is taking over the nation one state at a time, Randy and the boys take a stand as the Jerseyans approach South Park. 2026-09-02 When Stan is sent to the school counselor because he's holding on to an obscene number of useless possessions, he realizes that Mr. Mackey had a hoarding disorder too. 2026-09-02 Randy's obsession with the Food Network forces Sharon to explore a new interest of her own. 2026-09-02 Kyle is involved in the development of a new product called HumancentiPad. 2026-09-02 Jimmy hosts the Special Ed Department's First Annual Comedy Awards. 2026-09-02 Ike is obsessed with the Canadian royal wedding. 2026-09-02 Cartman is sent to anger-management therapy. 2026-09-02 Ground floor of Cartman's latest business venture. 2026-09-03