TV Land HD (Pacific) A traveling salesman who sells items out of the trunk of his car arrives in Mayberry. However, he is plagued with bad luck and everything he touches turns into a minor disaster. 2026-10-24 Barney helps Opie with his schoolwork by using a teaching method of his own. 2026-10-24 Opie tries to win a birthday present for his father at a carnival shooting gallery without knowing that it is a scam. 2026-10-24 A carnival's destitute banjo player is hired to take Barney's place. 2026-10-24 Celebrity fans including Ron Howard, Larry King, Mary Tyler Moore, Bob Newhart, Martin Short, Billy Bob Thornton and Jon Voight discuss the series. 2026-10-24 Celebrity fans including Ron Howard, Larry King, Mary Tyler Moore, Bob Newhart, Martin Short, Billy Bob Thornton and Jon Voight discuss the series. 2026-10-24 The family becomes concerned when a depressed Robert joins an organization that may actually be a cult. 2026-10-24 An argument over housework leads Ray and Debra to a marriage counselor, but their session is far from therapeutic. 2026-10-24 Ally's teacher invites Ray to address the curriculum review board after he comments that the kids have too much work to do. 2026-10-24 Raymond writes a sample eulogy for Frank that ends up in the wrong hands. 2026-10-24 Ray starts to think he's having an identity crisis since he no longer enjoys his juvenile pursuits with his friends. 2026-10-24 Doug realizes he has more in common with Deacon's wife than with Deacon, so he starts spending time with her. 2026-10-24 Doug tries to be romantic by making an unexpected appearance at Carrie's company retreat; Danny and Spence sneak into a Huey Lewis concert. 2026-10-24 Doug plots revenge after learning that his friendship with a driver from a rival service was nothing more than a con. 2026-10-24 Carrie wants to put Arthur in a retirement home after he starts a fire in the basement, but Doug makes a discovery that makes him want to change her mind. 2026-10-24 When Carrie insists that Doug figure out how to invest their tax return, he buys an ice cream truck from a stranger. 2026-10-24 Doug frantically tries to stop calls to his home from a woman who says she spent a romantic weekend with him. 2026-10-24 Jerry and Elaine come up with one stipulation when they discuss getting back together as a couple. 2026-10-24 Jerry's cable TV installer (Vic Polizos) shows up on the day Elaine is using his apartment for a baby shower. 2026-10-24 Jerry, George and Elaine have a harrowing experience trying to get a table without reservations at a crowded Chinese restaurant. 2026-10-24 George feels responsible for getting a busboy fired and tries to make it up to him. 2026-10-24 Jerry persuades a dentist friend (Ralph Bruneau) to prescribe an expensive massage for medical reasons. 2026-10-24 George tries honesty when he explains to his new girlfriend (Valerie Mahaffey) why they must break up. 2026-10-24 Christine and Richard must face the shocking reality of how much they have aged when they run into some old college friends. 2026-10-24 After discovering a suspicious mole, Christine panics when she cannot get into a doctor's office fast enough; Richard decides to move back in with New Christine. 2026-10-24 Roseanne has a little advice for Darlene after David is caught kissing Molly; Bev finds romance in the retirement home. 2026-10-24 Darlene and David go to the prom; Dan and a pal plan a venture. 2026-10-24 Roseanne and Dan fear a financial crisis when they cannot sell the house they refurbished and their partner skips town. 2026-10-24 Roseanne's dental problems bring Dan to the realization that he needs a steady job to take care of his family. 2026-10-24 Roseanne worries that Darlene may be planning to run away from home; a new neighbor tries to befriend D.J. 2026-10-24 Darlene leaves for college; Roseanne wants to have another child. 2026-10-24 Roseanne and Jackie may be getting a new business partner -- the smarmy Leon Carp. 2026-10-24 Roseanne tries to use Darlene's visit to curb D.J.'s rebelliousness. 2026-10-24 Foreman Dan feels lower than low for getting tough with his employees at work. 2026-10-24 After Roseanne expresses interest in having another child, Jackie reveals her own pregnancy. 2026-10-24 Dan wants to play a Halloween prank on Nancy; David and Darlene spook Roseanne. 2026-10-24 A surprise visit from Darlene makes David realize how much he misses her. 2026-10-24 Dan tries to conceal the fact he had lunch with an old flame. 2026-10-24 Becky and Mark return to help celebrate a momentous anniversary for Dan. Sarah Chalke joins the cast as Becky. 2026-10-24 Roseanne and Leon squabble over the Lunch Box diner; D.J. goes joyriding. 2026-10-24 Roseanne joins a women's group to promote business and leaves D.J. in a tough spot with a schoolmate. 2026-10-24 Dan tries to reunite Becky and Mark; Roseanne learns Darlene and David are in Chicago. 2026-10-24 Roseanne tries to calm things down when Dan goes into a rage over David and Darlene's relationship. 2026-10-24 Jackie's house buzzes with activity as Roseanne tries to hide David from Dan. 2026-10-24 Jerry and Elaine go to Florida when a condo association honors his father. 2026-10-25 Jerry is in charge of a troublesome dog and is stuck in his apartment, which leaves George and Elaine stranded together with very little in common. 2026-10-25 The library has no record of Jerry returning a book he took out in 1971. 2026-10-25 Jerry and his friends lose their car in the multilevel parking garage at a huge mall. 2026-10-25 Jerry's attempt to increase business at a small café backfires; George regrets agreeing to an IQ test. 2026-10-25 Jerry is shocked to hear the naughty suggestions on his tape recorder; George sees Elaine in a new light. 2026-10-25 Jerry straddles the fence regarding his latest flame (Tawny Kitaen); George's attention is focused on his date's (Susan Diol) nose. 2026-10-25 After a party, and much to the host's chagrin, Jerry and Elaine wait for Kramer to pick them up. 2026-10-25 Elaine breaks up with her 66-year-old beau (Edward Penn), who suffers a stroke in front of Jerry's apartment. 2026-10-25 Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer have unique experiences on their subway rides. 2026-10-25 George worries over gaining the upper hand in his current romance. 2026-10-25 Elaine and Jerry arrange a date for George with one of her unattached friends (Maggie Jakobson). 2026-10-25 Jerry's baseball hero, Keith Hernandez, falls for Elaine; George schemes to extend his unemployment benefits. 2026-10-25 Jerry's baseball hero, Keith Hernandez, falls for Elaine; George schemes to extend his unemployment benefits. 2026-10-25 Jerry and George commandeer a limousine headed for a neo-Nazi rally. 2026-10-25 Jerry tracks down a hit-and-run driver (Melinda McGraw); George skips town to escape an irate husband. 2026-10-25 After Jerry breaks up with his new girlfriend (Catherine Keener), she resorts to someone else's words to woo him back. 2026-10-25 George and Elaine have some explaining to do when they take Jerry's car for a ride. 2026-10-25 Becoming annoyed at Kramer's invasions of privacy, Jerry takes away his spare key. Kramer, shaken, decides to leave for California to pursue an acting career. 2026-10-25 Jerry is approached by network executives and asked to create a new television show. 2026-10-25 Christine hires an aggressive divorce attorney (Corbin Bernsen) who convinces her that Barb owes her alimony. 2026-10-25 Christine begins a complicated relationship with the doctor (Eric McCormack) who shares Matthew's office space. 2026-10-25 The most popular girl in school asks Ritchie to a dance; Richard and Matthew try to force an elderly tenant out of an apartment they want to rent. 2026-10-25 Max (Eric McCormack) tries to teach Christine to follow through rather than quit when things get too hard. 2026-10-25 Christine sets Richard up with a beautiful woman who works out at her gym; Richard's friend Tom continues to try to woo Christine. 2026-10-25 Fearful that he might propose to her, Barb insists that Christine join her on a date with Dave; Richard realizes he must woo New Christine to get her back. 2026-10-25 When Christine discovers that Ritchie has been bullying other kids, she decides to apologize to the woman she used to terrorize in school. 2026-10-25 The response of her therapist is not quite what she had expected after Christine tells him that she's in love with him. 2026-10-25 Christine finds herself falling in love with Max, until Mr. Harris returns, and she must sort out her feelings. 2026-10-25 As Richard and New Christine plan for their baby, Christine gets jealous and decides she wants an infant of her own. 2026-10-25 Dorothy feels sympathy for Stan when he tells her he's going to have open-heart surgery; however, that sympathy fades when she learns of his many infidelities while they were married. 2026-10-25 The roommates swoon over a TV actor Patrick Vaughn who is appearing at their community theater. 2026-10-25 Rose becomes convinced she is dead after suffering an esophageal spasm; after this experience she decides to live for the day. 2026-10-25 Dorothy and Rose agree to baby-sit a group of children, but one set of parents fails to claim its child. 2026-10-25 The roommates reminisce about the adventures they have shared. 2026-10-25 Dorothy becomes romantically interested in Frank Leahy, a fellow teacher whom she later discovers is a priest. 2026-10-25 Angela Petrillo pays a return visit to Miami, making her sister's life miserable. 2026-10-25 After attending a sorority reunion, Blanche considers having a face lift. 2026-10-25 One of Dorothy's pupils may face deportation, and she feels responsible. 2026-10-25 Blanche announces that she is canceling a date with her latest boyfriend, because he does not meet her standards. 2026-10-25 Dorothy dismays when her daughter is too forgiving of her unfaithful husband. 2026-10-25 When two police officers set up surveillance equipment in Blanche's house, Dorothy, Rose, Blanche and Sophia are more interested in snaring the policemen. 2026-10-25 Through a series of flashbacks, the housemates reminisce about their birthday celebrations. 2026-10-25 The women try to help a neighborhood couple, George and Renee Corliss, patch up their faltering marriage. 2026-10-25 Ray and Debra are flummoxed when a cash-strapped Robert accepts $1,000 from them and then wants to high-tail it to Vegas. 2026-10-25 Ray gives Debra exclusive use of their bathroom, then realizes he made a big mistake. 2026-10-25 Raymond encounters problems with the young son of a befriended couple. 2026-10-26