TV Land HD (Pacific) Otis rides into town on a cow under the impression that it's a horse. 2026-10-22 Barney believes he is hexed when several accidents occur after he fails to continue a "lucky" chain letter. 2026-10-22 Andy and Barney hope they will have some privacy with their girlfriends after Goober finds a girl of his own. 2026-10-22 Robert involves Ray in a complicated plot when he discovers that the woman he is dating thinks he is Ray. 2026-10-22 Frank becomes a wanted man after he catches the ball at a college football game and refuses to give it back to the kicker. 2026-10-22 Ray asserts his rights as king of the castle after complaining that Debra makes all the household decisions. 2026-10-22 Debra hurts Frank's feelings when the family is stranded together during a snowstorm. 2026-10-22 Ray vows to win the grand prize of the Frontier Girls cookie drive when Ally's troop leader targets his parents' house. 2026-10-22 Marie ruins Robert's lucky suit while ironing it for his interview with the FBI. 2026-10-22 Ray and Debra parody Frank and Marie's relationship; the older couple does the same for them, with different results. 2026-10-22 Doug and Carrie's romantic getaway is a nightmare when the owners of the bed-and-breakfast become too much to take. 2026-10-22 Doug and Carrie are confused when Deacon and Kelly are not interested in buying the house next door to theirs. 2026-10-22 Doug lets the attention go to his head when he gets anonymous e-mail from someone who saw him perform at a karaoke club. 2026-10-22 When Carrie goes on a trip with her father, Doug and his friend (Ray Romano) plan a guys night on the town. 2026-10-22 When Doug is not allowed to hold Danny's girlfriend's baby, Doug tries to persuade Carrie to have a child so he can get back at Danny. 2026-10-22 Doug tries to capitalize on his mother's poker skills by having her help him win a high-stakes tournament; Spence helps Carrie lose her accent. 2026-10-22 Jerry goes to great lengths to find and woo a woman he met at a party. 2026-10-22 Jerry's plans to move to a new apartment are complicated by George and Elaine. 2026-10-22 Jerry breaks off an unusual friendship with a fellow (Kevin Dunn) he has disliked for years. 2026-10-22 George and Jerry invest in falling stock after a bad tip from a stock-market shyster. 2026-10-22 Jerry gives George advice on breaking up and then finds himself in the same boat. 2026-10-22 Jerry feels responsible for the death of an elderly woman (Rozsika Halmos) he upset the day before. 2026-10-22 Dorothy and Blanche contrive an answer to Rose's personal ad. 2026-10-22 For Sophia's birthday, Dorothy flies her sister Angela in from Sicily, Italy, as a surprise; Dorothy's the one who's surprised when Sophia's reaction is that of disgust. 2026-10-22 Singer Steve Lacy tells Drew about taking his "Oh Yeah?" tour on the road to 27 cities. 2026-10-22 John Turturro tells Drew about his new movie "The Only Living Pickpocket in New York.". 2026-10-22 Staid county clerk Howard Sprague becomes a comic and performs on a TV amateur hour. 2026-10-22 County Clerk Howard Sprague volunteers to become the Big Brother of a high school boy. 2026-10-22 Andy is disappointed that Opie chooses someone else as his "most unforgettable character" for a school essay. 2026-10-22 Goober faces disaster when a printing error awards Floyd a large cash prize in his gas station contest. 2026-10-22 Klinger grows desperate to return home when his effort to bring Toledo to the unit fails. 2026-10-22 Two days without sleep produce strange dreams. 2026-10-22 Happily married B.J. falls for a war correspondent (Susan Saint James). 2026-10-22 Angered by the way civilian doctors are profiting from the war, Hawkeye presents the Army with a bill for his medical services. 2026-10-22 People are suspicious when a former gunfighter takes a job as piano player in the Long Branch saloon. 2026-10-22 A run on the Dodge City bank forces three desperate farmers to resort to robbery. 2026-10-22 A neglectful father fakes a change of heart when nuns confront him with custody of his two children. 2026-10-22 An outlaw victimized by his own gang agrees to help Matt bring them to justice. 2026-10-22 Kitty is kidnapped by the Apache war priest Gregorio, an escaped cavalry prisoner. 2026-10-22 Barney runs for sheriff when it seems Andy has found another job. 2026-10-22 Barney stumbles upon a huge sum of money from a bank robbery. Thinking the thief will return to look for his money, Barney decides to go undercover to find and capture him. 2026-10-22 A TV production team comes to Mayberry with a proposal to do a television show about the town's sheriff department. Andy becomes suspicious when the production team starts taking interest in Mayberry's bank. 2026-10-23 Helen gets jealous when Andy's very attractive cousin Gloria stays with the Taylors for a change of environment after she recently got broken up with. 2026-10-23 Barney comes across a 19-year-old assault case file between Floyd and Mr. Foley. Determined to officially close the case, he tries to get statements from the parties involved. 2026-10-23 Opie and his friend Howie make their own newspaper, the Mayberry Sun, but nobody buys it. After Andy and Barney encourage him to print more interesting stories, Opie decides to publish all the gossip from around town. 2026-10-23 Ray is jealous when Debra shows him the mementos she saved from past relationships. 2026-10-23 Ray tries to talk to Ally about the birds and the bees, but she's more interested in learning about the meaning of life. 2026-10-23 Debra runs for school board president, but she might lose Ray's vote because he doesn't like being left to care for the children. 2026-10-23 When Ray and Debra agree to start calling each other's mother "mom," Marie has a surprising reaction. 2026-10-23 A feud erupts between Debra and Marie, forcing the rest of the family to choose sides and making Frank and Ray to do the talking for them. 2026-10-23 Robert's attempt to play peacemaker backfires, escalating the cold war between Marie and Debra. 2026-10-23 Debra rebuffs an amorous advance from Ray, triggering a flashback about the first time they had sex. 2026-10-23 Doug and the guys secretly rent an apartment above their favorite Chinese restaurant; Carrie goes to extremes to keep her newest client, Kirstie Alley, happy. 2026-10-23 Bug-infested sheets force Doug and Carrie to hire an exterminator (Chris Elliott); Spence and Danny wrestle over vacation plans. 2026-10-23 Doug fakes being injured so that Carrie, who feels responsible, will continue to tend to his every need and allow him to miss a dreaded wedding. 2026-10-23 When the Heffernans receive an oil painting of themselves as an anniversary gift from Deacon and Kelly, they dislike the picture so much that they decide to stage a robbery rather than hang the painting in their home. 2026-10-23 Doug convinces Carrie to sell her hair so they can afford a cruise but finds he does not like her new, shorter style. 2026-10-23 Doug lies to Carrie about being accepted into the IPS management program; Doug tries to conquer a roller coaster that scared him as a child. 2026-10-23 Jerry buys a very expensive suede jacket but learns that clothes don't always make the man. 2026-10-23 George enlists Jerry's help in removing a message that he left on a date's (Tory Polone) answering machine. 2026-10-23 Jerry encourages Elaine to move into the vacant apartment in his building. 2026-10-23 Jerry suspects his new cleaning person (Michael D. Conway) of stealing a statue he had promised to George. 2026-10-23 George plots revenge on his former boss (Fred Applegate); Jerry seeks to get even with a laundromat owner (John Capodice). 2026-10-23 Hypochondriac George gets advice from a "holistic" healer (Stephen Tobolowsky) for his claimed heart attack. 2026-10-23 Christine rekindles her feelings with Papa Jeff while at Richard's wedding, and then learns some outrageous news concerning Richard. 2026-10-23 After Barb wound up in jail during Richard's and New Christine's wedding due to her immigration status, Christine and Matthew head to the Bahamas in order to try to get an illegal visa to get her out of jail. 2026-10-23 B.J. Novak tells Drew about writing his new children's book, "The Little Book With No Pictures.". 2026-10-23 Ali G sits down with Drew to talk about his new movie "Ali G: Who Iz I?". 2026-10-23 Aunt Bee takes two "friends" along when she wins a trip to Mexico. 2026-10-23 Howard, a last-minute substitution on the bowling team, astonishes everyone by bowling a perfect game. 2026-10-23 Aunt Bee takes two "friends" along when she wins a trip to Mexico. 2026-10-23 Andy must cancel a big date with Helen when he has to confer with a lawyer in Raleigh, N.C. 2026-10-23 A no-nonsense colonel visits the 4077th during an outbreak of April Fools' Day pranks. 2026-10-23 A North Korean soldier takes Hawkeye prisoner. 2026-10-23 Hawkeye turns the 4077th into pen pals for fourth-graders back in the States. 2026-10-23 An amorous Italian soldier pursues Margaret. 2026-10-23 A small orphan first steals from Matt, then sets out to help him in an ambush. 2026-10-23 The feud between two ranchers (Richard X. Slattery, Sean McClory) is intensified by their children's romance. 2026-10-23 When an old friend of Doc Adams' is suspected of being a thief, Doc takes it upon himself to bring in the man. 2026-10-23 After seeing Matt wounded again, Kitty closes the Long Branch and leaves to form a partnership with a friend. 2026-10-23 A mild-mannered bank teller foils a robber but takes some money for himself. 2026-10-23 Aunt Bee pretends that she is dating a married man to avoid being a third wheel after Clara convinces her that she is preventing romance from blossoming between Andy and Helen. 2026-10-23 When two young women get a speeding ticket, they enjoy the attention from Andy and Barney. 2026-10-23 A traveling salesman who sells items out of the trunk of his car arrives in Mayberry. However, he is plagued with bad luck and everything he touches turns into a minor disaster. 2026-10-24