TV Land HD (Pacific) Andy teaches Ronald Bailey, the spoiled son of a rich man, the importance of being self-reliant and responsible. 2026-08-18 After a shaky start, male patrons accept the addition of a manicurist to Floyd's barbershop. 2026-08-18 A Mayberry resident is convinced he is a jinx until Andy helps restore his self-confidence. 2026-08-18 Mayberry's small-town methods prove more effective in capturing a fugitive than those of the state police. 2026-08-18 On their 10th anniversary, Debra discovers that Ray taped over their wedding video with a Super Bowl game. 2026-08-18 Ray pays a high price for a Hackidu card when the owner of a comic-book store gives him a hard time. 2026-08-18 Debra throws the Barone family into turmoil when she finally cooks something good. 2026-08-18 Ray and Debra scheme to get Frank and Marie out of their hair by having them make new friends, but the plan blows up in their faces. 2026-08-18 Ray is worried when Debra asks him to take the kids out more so she can have time to herself. 2026-08-18 While crabby Robert convalesces at his parents' home after a close encounter with a bull, Debra searches for the cause of his mean-spirited behavior. 2026-08-18 Ray pushes Debra over the edge when he suggests that a pill could alleviate all of her PMS moodiness. 2026-08-18 Still reeling after his encounter with a bull, Robert loses his nerve on his first day back with the police force and decides to quit his job to begin a new career in telemarketing. 2026-08-18 As a joke, Doug takes a lewd picture with a disposable camera on the table at a wedding. David Eigenberg guest stars. 2026-08-18 After Carrie wins four Knicks tickets, she and Doug struggle to find a couple to double-date with that they can both get along with. 2026-08-18 Doug loans Carrie to Deacon for a couple of days to help him get ready for his big Thanksgiving dinner. 2026-08-18 Doug recalls his childhood toy, Mentalo; Arthur sends Holly to find the perfect gift for his daughter. 2026-08-18 Carrie gives Doug's therapist (guest star Dave Foley) a laundry list of bad habits to work on. Arthur fights an addiction to nasal spray. 2026-08-18 A car valet with killer body odor leaves Jerry and Elaine gasping for breath; George sees an ex-girlfriend holding hands with someone else. 2026-08-18 George's father (Jerry Stiller) is arrested when Jerry and George park his car in a handicapped spot. 2026-08-18 Jerry and George produce their pilot, but George doesn't like the actor playing him; Kramer has a personal problem. 2026-08-18 Jerry and George produce their pilot, but George doesn't like the actor playing him; Kramer has a personal problem. 2026-08-18 Jerry begs Elaine for another chance when she reveals her true feelings about their relationship; Kramer is banned from his favorite fruit shop. 2026-08-18 George and Elaine go to an optician after George loses his glasses at his health club; Elaine fears she has rabies after being bitten by a dog. 2026-08-18 A neighbor dies shortly after having a heated argument with Rose. 2026-08-18 Rose befriends Dorothy's former college buddy (Lois Nettleton), not knowing that the woman is a lesbian. 2026-08-18 Sunny Anderson gets a big surprise from Drew: cooking with the legendary Emeril Lagasse! 2026-08-18 Drew chats with Jennifer Aniston about the new season of "The Morning Show," her kids' cookbook, "Cook With Clydeo," and her hair care line. 2026-08-18 Opie joins a rock 'n' roll group and starts getting failing grades in school. 2026-08-18 Aunt Bee goes picnicking and dining out with a charming lecturer. 2026-08-18 Andy opens a coin laundry to save money for Opie's college education. 2026-08-18 Howard proposes marriage to Millie at the bakery where she works. 2026-08-18 While an entertainer does a show from an improvised stage in the compound, the comedy and drama of the doctors' lives go on. 2026-08-18 The personnel of the 4077th try to make a good impression on a psychiatrist when threatened with reassignment. 2026-08-18 Daily bombing near the hospital by an inept North Korean pilot becomes the leading spectator sport at the 4077th. 2026-08-18 A family of thieves takes Festus and a woman schoolteacher hostage in Cimarron territory. 2026-08-18 A blind girl hampers Newly's attempts to arrest a horse thief. 2026-08-18 People are suspicious when a former gunfighter takes a job as piano player in the Long Branch saloon. 2026-08-18 A run on the Dodge City bank forces three desperate farmers to resort to robbery. 2026-08-18 A neglectful father fakes a change of heart when nuns confront him with custody of his two children. 2026-08-18 Opie signs up for a race to win a medal, but he loses and learns an important lesson in good sportsmanship instead. 2026-08-18 Andy's diplomacy and modern engineering techniques are required to upgrade the music of the town choir. 2026-08-18 To celebrate Founder's Day, Andy and Barney decide to choose a stranger at random to be Mayberry's Guest of Honor. Unbeknownst to them, the person they have chosen turns out to be a pickpocket. 2026-08-19 Andy uses his wits to help a struggling salesman, despite strong pressure to put him out of business. 2026-08-19 With the courthouse full of moonshiners, Otis has to serve his jail time for public intoxication at the Taylor house under the supervision of Aunt Bee. 2026-08-19 The sight of Robert's ex-wife prompts the family to reminisce about the demise of the marriage. 2026-08-19 Marie surprises the entire family with a two-week vacation in Italy, but for Ray, it's two weeks too long. 2026-08-19 Marie surprises the entire family with a two-week vacation in Italy, but for Ray, it's two weeks too long. 2026-08-19 Ray's parents finally go too far, prompting him to lose his cool and kick them out of the house once and for all. 2026-08-19 Robert quickly goes from deciding which one of three beautiful women he likes to wondering if any still like him. 2026-08-19 When Debra and the kids go away for the weekend, Ray accidentally kills Ally's hamster. 2026-08-19 Sibling rivalry heats up when a publishing company passes on Ray's sports book and Robert gets promoted. 2026-08-19 Doug tries to prove to Carrie that he thinks about her all the time; friends threaten to ditch Doug's Super Bowl party for a co-worker's. 2026-08-19 Doug and Carrie feel insecure about their lives after they accidentally pick up the exciting pictures of another couple. 2026-08-19 Doug has to transport penguins to the Albany zoo, forcing him to cancel romantic Valentine's Day plans with Carrie. 2026-08-19 Doug downplays a mold problem in the basement so he and Carrie can go on a last-minute Caribbean vacation. 2026-08-19 When insurance won't cover the mold problem, Doug asks his dad for money, leaving Arthur insulted because he didn't come to him. Anne Meara guest stars. 2026-08-19 After tearing apart the Heffernans' walls, a contractor has a dispute with Doug and disappears, leaving things a mess. 2026-08-19 Jerry appears on "Today" with Bryant Gumbel, but must wear a silly shirt as the result of a misunderstanding with Kramer's "low talker" girlfriend; George moves in with his parents. 2026-08-19 Jerry, Kramer and Newman (Wayne Knight) investigate their accountant's unexplained sniffles; Elaine's new boyfriend has an annoying habit. 2026-08-19 Jerry and Elaine are apprehensive about being the godparents to their friends' newborn son; George is thrilled with his new parking spot. 2026-08-19 George asks Jerry's date (Marlee Matlin) to read the lips of his ex-girlfriend at a party; Elaine has trouble communicating with a limo driver. 2026-08-19 Jerry and Elaine begin gaining weight and suspect a nonfat-yogurt shop may be making false claims; Jerry's use of a bad word influences Meredith's son. 2026-08-19 Jerry decides to change barbers because his has a history of giving bad haircuts; George poses as an employee after a job interview. 2026-08-19 Blanche has trouble dealing with her father's plan to marry a much younger woman. 2026-08-19 Rose's daughter and Dorothy's son visit their mothers at the same time. 2026-08-19 Sunny Anderson and Nate Berkus are hitting the headlines with Drew and tossing to Ross in Times Square; Kristen Griffith-Vanderyacht shares expert advice on holiday flowers. 2026-08-19 Adam Sandler tells Drew all about his new movie "Jay Kelly" and reflects on their long friendship. 2026-08-19 Andy learns the truth when he sees his cousin alight from a freight train. 2026-08-19 Goober takes over at the office when Andy comes down with the flu. 2026-08-19 Howard quits his boring job as county clerk and becomes a Caribbean island beachcomber. 2026-08-19 Goober buys the gas station with financial backing from Andy and Emmett. 2026-08-19 Unrequited love, death, danger, duty and tomfoolery make up a typical day in the 4077th. Guest starring Joan Van Ark. 2026-08-19 Hawkeye and Trapper are determined to make an issue of the accidental shelling of a South Korean village by U.S. artillery. 2026-08-19 After three days of near-continuous duty, Hawkeye's behavior becomes wackier than usual. 2026-08-19 An outlaw victimized by his own gang agrees to help Matt bring them to justice. 2026-08-19 Kitty is kidnapped by the Apache war priest Gregorio, an escaped cavalry prisoner. 2026-08-19 A small orphan first steals from Matt, then sets out to help him in an ambush. 2026-08-19 The feud between two ranchers (Richard X. Slattery, Sean McClory) is intensified by their children's romance. 2026-08-19 When an old friend of Doc Adams' is suspected of being a thief, Doc takes it upon himself to bring in the man. 2026-08-19 Andy and Barney exert all their efforts to convince local farmer Rafe Hollister to take his tetanus shot when he refuses. 2026-08-19 Andy and Barney travel to Raleigh on a business trip and get involved in the capture of a jewel thief in their hotel. 2026-08-19