TV Land HD (Pacific) Matt is pursued by the older brother of a stagecoach robber he arrested. 2026-08-14 Matt's predecessor is released from prison, and comes seeking revenge against the current marshal. 2026-08-14 Matt helps a teenage girl defend her brother, who is being railroaded on a homicide charge. 2026-08-14 A con-man dying from a heart ailment arrives in Dodge City and helps save Matt's life. 2026-08-14 A bogus FBI agent and his accomplice nearly make off with the Mayberry bank's money. 2026-08-14 Thelma Lou and Barney play matchmaker for Andy and Karen, Thelma Lou's attractive cousin. However, Barney slips up, making Karen think that Andy is as crude as Barney makes him out to be. 2026-08-14 Aunt Bee hires Mr Wheeler, an itinerant handyman, to help around the Taylor home. She has taken a liking to him, but Andy discovers that he is actually a freeloader. 2026-08-15 Andy accepts a friend's offer to join an exclusive club and brings along Barney, who makes a fool of himself by putting on airs. Andy soon learns that only he has been selected for membership. 2026-08-15 Andy, Barney and Opie substitute Aunt Bee's terrible homemade pickles with store-bought ones to avoid eating hers. Their plan backfires when Aunt Bee decides to enter them in the county fair. 2026-08-15 A trial run as sheriff of Mayberry convinces Barney that he is not ready for a similar job in a nearby town. 2026-08-15 Debra gets a part-time job, leaving Ray to fend for himself. 2026-08-15 Ray and Debra try to be nicer to each other; Ray meets Doug at Dr. Becker's office. 2026-08-15 Ray urges Debra to go dancing with Robert but becomes increasingly jealous of the situation. 2026-08-15 Ray offers his basement office to Robert and Amy when they want to be alone. 2026-08-15 Ray and Debra prepare Ally for her first play date and reflect on their own first meeting and kiss. 2026-08-15 After a PTA meeting Debra makes a comment about a mother who had a breast enhancement and gets upset after seeing Ray's reaction; when Ray returns home from a trip, Debra has a "big" surprise for him. 2026-08-15 The family is forced to take sides when Ray and Debra have a fight over a new can opener and each relates the story of what happened with radically different viewpoints. 2026-08-15 Carrie becomes obsessed with trying to convince the new neighbors that she and Doug don't constantly fight. 2026-08-15 Carrie's prayer for a raise is miraculously answered while in church, prompting her and Doug to start asking God to grant wishes. 2026-08-15 Doug agrees to try out for a semiprofessional football league if Kirby will stay with peewee football. 2026-08-15 Carrie baby-sits for the boss' son; Doug tries to make friends with the new shoe girl (Rachel Dratch) at the bowling alley. 2026-08-15 Doug gets jealous of Carrie's gay co-worker; both Doug and Carrie worry about the strength of their marriage as they sign a 30-year mortgage plan. 2026-08-15 Carrie finds out Doug's high-school sweetheart (guest star Lola Glaudini) still keeps in touch with his mother. 2026-08-15 The library has no record of Jerry returning a book he took out in 1971. 2026-08-15 Jerry and his friends lose their car in the multilevel parking garage at a huge mall. 2026-08-15 Jerry's attempt to increase business at a small café backfires; George regrets agreeing to an IQ test. 2026-08-15 Jerry is shocked to hear the naughty suggestions on his tape recorder; George sees Elaine in a new light. 2026-08-15 Christine learns an astonishing secret after sleeping with Richard's attractive brother (Charles Esten). 2026-08-15 Christine battles an aggressive activist with an opposing stance when she tries to become more politically active. 2026-08-15 Christine nearly gets Mr. Harris fired when she sends an e-mail intended for Barb to all the parents at Ritchie's school. 2026-08-15 When Christine figures out Richard has been hired to remodel Lindsay's bathroom, she goes to any length possible to make sure he doesn't screw up the job. 2026-08-15 Darlene leaves for college; Roseanne wants to have another child. 2026-08-15 Roseanne and Jackie may be getting a new business partner -- the smarmy Leon Carp. 2026-08-15 Roseanne tries to use Darlene's visit to curb D.J.'s rebelliousness. 2026-08-15 Foreman Dan feels lower than low for getting tough with his employees at work. 2026-08-15 After Roseanne expresses interest in having another child, Jackie reveals her own pregnancy. 2026-08-15 Dan wants to play a Halloween prank on Nancy; David and Darlene spook Roseanne. 2026-08-15 A surprise visit from Darlene makes David realize how much he misses her. 2026-08-15 Dan tries to conceal the fact he had lunch with an old flame. 2026-08-15 Becky and Mark return to help celebrate a momentous anniversary for Dan. Sarah Chalke joins the cast as Becky. 2026-08-15 A fight, a revealed secret and a fleeing grandmother mark Thanksgiving. 2026-08-15 Roseanne and Leon squabble over the Lunch Box diner; D.J. goes joyriding. 2026-08-15 The Conners annoy the neighborhood association by putting up tacky Christmas decorations. 2026-08-15 Roseanne joins a women's group to promote business and leaves D.J. in a tough spot with a schoolmate. 2026-08-15 Dan tries to reunite Becky and Mark; Roseanne learns Darlene and David are in Chicago. 2026-08-15 Roseanne tries to calm things down when Dan goes into a rage over David and Darlene's relationship. 2026-08-15 Jackie's house buzzes with activity as Roseanne tries to hide David from Dan. 2026-08-15 Roseanne becomes involved in a family feud as Fred (Michael O'Keefe) sues Jackie for custody of their unborn child. 2026-08-15 Nancy wants to introduce Roseanne and Jackie to her new friend Sharon. 2026-08-15 Roseanne tries to limit Fred's participation when Jackie goes into labor. 2026-08-15 Jerry straddles the fence regarding his latest flame (Tawny Kitaen); George's attention is focused on his date's (Susan Diol) nose. 2026-08-16