TV Land HD (Pacific) A bizarre attempted robbery by two bumbling hill-country brothers turns into a comedy of errors. 2026-04-01 After Matt is forced to kill a crooked gambler, his vengeful father sets out to kill Matt. 2026-04-01 A small, ornery Irishman (John McLiam) named O'Quillian spreads dissension in Dodge City. 2026-04-01 Matt & Doc are troubled by a meddlesome woman as they escort an escaped convict. 2026-04-01 Barney sees Andy and Helen sneaking a kiss in the jewelry store and tells everyone they are engaged. Aunt Bee redecorates Andy's room to make it more appropriate for a bride and throws a surprise party for them. 2026-04-01 Thelma Lou uses Gomer and flirts with him to make Barney jealous after he says that he has her in his hip pocket. Things escalate when she slips and kisses Gomer on the cheek. 2026-04-01 Andy, Barney, and Gomer take Opie and a couple of his friends on a camping trip. When Opie leaves early in the morning to pick berries, Barney and Gomer go looking for him but end up getting lost in the woods. 2026-04-02 Gomer enlists and joins the Marines to test himself as a man, with Andy driving him to the base for his first day at boot camp. When Andy learns that the sergeant plans to get Gomer home, he tries to prevent Gomer from getting kicked out. 2026-04-02 Opie has a crush on his teacher, who is also Andy's girlfriend. 2026-04-02 After the kids ruin Ray's dictionary, Frank tells them about the day their father ruined his prized collection of jazz records. 2026-04-02 Ray resents how much time Debra spends away from home when she gets a position at Frank's lodge. 2026-04-02 Marie accuses Ray and Debra of turning Ally into a slave when they start giving her chores around the house. 2026-04-02 Ray catches Debra poking fun at him in front of the children, then realizes his mother did the same thing when he was a youngster. 2026-04-02 Debra assures her husband she will be on time for an awards dinner, then her hair gets caught in a curling iron. 2026-04-02 Ray refuses to buy a $250 dress for Ally to wear to her friend's birthday party. 2026-04-02 Amy and Marie debate whether Robert should retire from the police force early. 2026-04-02 Doug and Carrie (Kevin James, Leah Remini) think back to the couple's first Thanksgiving spent with her parents. Guest star: Florence Henderson. 2026-04-02 Doug and Carrie are caught in embarrassing circumstances while looking after Deacon and Kelly's children. 2026-04-02 Arthur accepts a job at Carrie's company; Doug and Deacon compete for a place in their company's calendar of hunks. 2026-04-02 Doug (Kevin James) feels great when he surprises Carrie (Leah Remini) with a new camera for Christmas, but her boss one-ups him. Guest star: Lou Ferrigno. 2026-04-02 After learning that a wedding reception is five hours away, Doug and Carrie scramble for an excuse to not go. 2026-04-02 Doug sets up Stephanie with Carrie's boss so he can watch the Super Bowl on a high-definition television. 2026-04-02 Jerry begs Elaine for another chance when she reveals her true feelings about their relationship; Kramer is banned from his favorite fruit shop. 2026-04-02 George and Elaine go to an optician after George loses his glasses at his health club; Elaine fears she has rabies after being bitten by a dog. 2026-04-02 Jerry appears on "Today" with Bryant Gumbel, but must wear a silly shirt as the result of a misunderstanding with Kramer's "low talker" girlfriend; George moves in with his parents. 2026-04-02 Jerry, Kramer and Newman (Wayne Knight) investigate their accountant's unexplained sniffles; Elaine's new boyfriend has an annoying habit. 2026-04-02 Blanche dates a young aerobics instructor; Rose's mother, Alma Lindstrom, teaches her an important lesson. 2026-04-02 The women bring their separate views of death into focus after Sophia suffers the symptoms of a heart attack. 2026-04-02 Dorothy's ex-husband comes to town and spends the night with her. 2026-04-02 Sophia decides to live in California with Dorothy's sister Gloria. 2026-04-02 Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism. 2026-04-02 Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism. 2026-04-02 Otis and Howard rescue Andy, who has been taken prisoner by a pair of desperate bank robbers. 2026-04-02 Inarticulate Goober grows a beard and suddenly turns into a verbose philosopher. 2026-04-02 The town's new doctor is shunned by all the Mayberry citizens. 2026-04-02 Andy and four of his level-headed friends and relatives are taken in by a con man's get-rich-quick scheme. 2026-04-02 The 4077th races the clock to save severely wounded soldiers. 2026-04-02 Klinger falls victim to the peculiar behavior of the 4077th's personnel. 2026-04-02 The officers are drafted into running the saloon while Rosie is in the hospital. 2026-04-02 B.J. and Charles clash when they are both honored for an operation. 2026-04-02 A band of outlaws holds Festus, a young widow and her two children as hostages. 2026-04-02 When a railroad company tries to force Jim Graham off his land, Matt blocks its efforts. 2026-04-02 A slick-talking salesman attended by three dissatisfied customers is rescued by a farm widow. 2026-04-02 Matt has a long,hard ride back to Dodge City with a prisoner, pursued the entire way by the man's gang. 2026-04-02 Matt's friend becomes a murderer because of his fanatic opposition to the killing of a renegade wolf. 2026-04-02 Andy and Aunt Bee help Barney reach the new civil service height and weight requirements so that he can keep his job. 2026-04-02 Andy's patience is tried when the Taylors are visited by relatives. 2026-04-02 Ernest T. Bass returns to Mayberry to get his diploma and falls in love with Helen, the town's elementary school teacher and Andy's girlfriend. 2026-04-03