FXX HD When Lois gets a job as the music teacher at Chris and Meg's school, a mean student decides to make Lois the target of her antics. 2026-05-17 When Brian accidentally becomes a local hero, an old street pal reaches out and tries to convince him to get neutered; Lois gets a pixie cut against Peter's wishes, so Peter retaliates. 2026-05-17 Peter secretly gets a credit card and overspends the family money, so Lois grounds him; to escape, Peter builds a tunnel leading directly to The Drunken Clam. 2026-05-17 Stewie's lush retirement is interrupted by Brian, who brings news that Peter is dying. 2026-05-17 When Peter starts coaching for Quahog's minor league baseball team, he gets constipated during the national anthem and must kneel, unintentionally becoming the face of racial justice. 2026-05-17 Stewie builds a machine that will allow him to remain smart forever, but it transforms him into what he should have always been, an actual baby. 2026-05-17 Peter's nonstop sweating becomes a liability at his company, so his boss tells him to work from home; Stewie and Chris cause thousands of dollars in damage to an electronics store. 2026-05-17 Peter discovers a new love for rocking out to the hits of Van Halen, but his head-banging causes a car accident, and he ends up in a coma. 2026-05-17 When Meg is erroneously reported to have died in a car crash, she goes along with the story to start a new life elsewhere; the Griffins experience a life without Meg. 2026-05-17 Cooped up in a hotel room due to a big storm, the Griffins pass the time by reimagining three stories from the Bible. 2026-05-17 Peggy's brother Hoyt, a two-strike felon, comes to town and commits another crime; Luanne's husband feels sorry for Hoyt and takes the blame. 2026-05-17 Unwilling to change his sugary eating habits, Bill is diagnosed with diabetes; after deciding to use a wheelchair that he doesn't really need, Bill is befriended by a rugby player who teaches him to be independent. 2026-05-17 When a local paper plans to run a story about Strickland Propane dumping old propane tanks into the river, Hank suggests that the company go green; Dale, in an attempt to impress the ladies, organizes an Earth benefit concert. 2026-05-17 The Hill family and the rest of the neighborhood visit the City Council to protest when Ted Wassonasong tries to build a "McMansion.". 2026-05-17 Despite Hank's objections, Strickland Propane creates a MySpace page in hopes of boosting business. 2026-05-17 Bobby is identified as special at school, then placed in a class where he no longer has to do homework or take standardized tests. 2026-05-17 Meet the new Shark PowerDetect Upright Vacuum with features like DuoClean Detect Technology, self-cleaning brush roll and odor neutralizing and you will be cleaning faster, smarter and better! 2026-05-17 Back Pain? 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Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Johnny Hardwick. Guest voice: Barry Corbin. 2026-05-17 Peggy impresses the principal of Bobby's school when she substitutes for a teacher and disciplines the class. 2026-05-17 Bobby pleases his assistant football coach father by joining the team. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy. 2026-05-17 When Hank tours a military lab, he spills the beans to blabbermouth Bill about a top-secret project. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy. Guest voice of Chuck Mangione. 2026-05-17 Hank, Peggy and Luanne teach Bobby a lesson when he replaces Luanne's birth control pills with candy. 2026-05-17 Magic's biggest secrets are safe with Peggy when she volunteers to be part of a magician's act. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy. 2026-05-17 A lusty dolphin tries to mate with Hank in a send-up of "When Animals Attack." Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy. 2026-05-17 Bobby becomes a deli food aficionado and develops gout; the modern art expo features an X-ray of Hank's colon. 2026-05-17 Hank makes a movie in an attempt to lure the Dallas Cowboys' training camp to Arlen, Texas. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy. 2026-05-17 The guys steal Dale's new lawnmower, sending him over the edge and up a clock tower. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy. 2026-05-17 When the congregation welcomes its new female minister with a potluck dinner, Bobby accidentally incinerates the church. 2026-05-17 A letter from an alleged former student now on death-row inspires Peggy to pay him a visit, unaware he has illegal ulterior motives. 2026-05-17 Bart's grandfather comes to his aid after he is beaten up by a bully. 2026-05-17 School bully Nelson Muntz becomes the object of Lisa's first crush; Homer discovers electronic panhandling. 2026-05-17 Bart tries to reunite Nelson with his family after Marge takes Nelson in, forcing Bart to share a bedroom with his bully. 2026-05-17 Marge forces Bart to attend Nelson's birthday party after he persuades his friends not to go, and they become best friends. 2026-05-17 Fearing that she will end up like Marge, Lisa pledges to focus solely on her academics and not get distracted by other things; Bart puts Nelson in his place and unintentionally earns the title of school bully. 2026-05-17 When Retirement Castle is closed, Marge asks Grampa and two other octogenarians to move in; Nelson befriends Bart after Bart defends him. 2026-05-17 The Simpsons go to a STEM conference; Lisa falls for a crooning jazz pianist; Bart discovers he has an affinity for chemistry. 2026-05-17 A future tale of Springfield's most unlikely couple. 2026-05-17 When a mysterious note is sent to Linda on Halloween, she and Gayle must travel to their hometown to face a wrong they committed 27 years ago. 2026-05-17 Bob gets roped into a road trip with Teddy; Linda and the kids compete for the title of employee of the day. 2026-05-17 Gene has a freak-out about growing up and desperately tries to relive his youth; Linda is tempted to try the fancy new hair salon that opened up next to Bob's Burgers, but she's scared of her hairdresser Gretchen's wrath. 2026-05-17 When the Belcher kids participate in a beach clean-up for Wagstaff Volunteer Day, Louise gets drawn into a battle of wits with Mr. Fischoeder; Teddy surprises Bob and Linda with a new look. 2026-05-17 Linda and the girls attempt to build a loft bed for Louise in just one day; Bob and Gene host a group of gamers. 2026-05-17 When Bob volunteers to cook Thanksgiving dinner for a retirement home, Louise gets stuck helping him on his most intense cooking day of the year; Gene and Tina try to help Zeke entertain the residents. 2026-05-17 Susmita offers to help Tina with a photography class assignment; a woman who used to live in the Belchers' apartment comes for a visit. 2026-05-18 After Gene breaks his favorite, extremely rare '70s era Christmas record, Tina and Louise join him in the search for another copy; Teddy wants to do a neighborhood Secret Santa with Bob and Linda. 2026-05-18 When Lisa discovers that her Southern ancestors helped a slave escape to freedom, she presents the story during Black History Month. 2026-05-18 Homer and Marge have a parent-teacher conference with Principal Skinner after Bart fails to turn in his homework. 2026-05-18 Principal Shepherd moves in with the Griffins after he is fired for fat-shaming Chris at school, and Brian sues Stewie for writing a series of children's books which portray him as an idiot. 2026-05-18 Stewie finally says his first word and it's a swear word; when Lois is shunned by the other moms, she tries to figure out where Stewie could have possibly learned it. 2026-05-18 Stewie breaks up with Rupert after learning that he used to belong to Chris; unable to get over his feelings of betrayal, Stewie decides to take action. 2026-05-18 Peter injures himself and a family of squirrels in a chainsaw accident; Chris and Stewie try to nurse one of the injured rodents back to health; a chiropractor fixes Peter's injury by realigning his spine and restoring him to his true height. 2026-05-18 Bender is condemned to robot hell after he returns to his old vices. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal and John DiMaggio. 2026-05-18 Romance and danger follow Bender and Fry on the space cruiser Titanic. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal and John DiMaggio. 2026-05-18 The crew takes a trip to Mars University where the Professor introduces them to his newest experiment. 2026-05-18 Aliens threaten to destroy Earth unless they can see the last episode of a lost TV series from the 20th century. 2026-05-18 Fry tours a soft-drink factory and is disgusted when he discovers what Slurm's secret ingredient is. 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Influenced by a local decadent and a vibrant woman, he continues to search for meaning until a simple revelation gives him a purpose to create a legacy for the next generation. 2026-05-18 The true-life story of Christian music star Jeremy Camp and his journey of love and loss, which attempts to prove there is always hope. 2026-05-18 Bart and his classmate, Nikki (guest voice Sarah Silverman), develop a flirtatious rapport; first lady Michelle Obama (guest voice Angela Bassett) comes to Lisa's defense when she is ostracized for being an overachiever. 2026-05-18 Flanders invites the Simpson family to a church retreat in Jerusalem in hopes of redeeming Homer. 2026-05-18 Mr. Burns is questioned when a police officer sees a stolen painting at the billionaire's estate; Smithers runs the power plant while Mr. Burns is away. 2026-05-18 While finishing court-ordered community service, Homer befriends Chief Wiggum; Bart develops an addiction to a Japanese game. 2026-05-18 The Simpsons build a wind turbine in their backyard; Homer and Lisa try to help a whale beached by a storm. 2026-05-18 When radiation is released into the city, authorities suspend civil liberties; tired of being blonde, Lisa dyes her hair a darker color. 2026-05-18 Moe writes a letter, in which he threatens to run away with one of their wives, to Homer, the Rev. Lovejoy and Apu, who are on vacation with their children. 2026-05-18 Bart becomes convinced that his new neighbor is actually archenemy Sideshow Bob; to convince him that he is wrong, Marge takes Bart to the state penitentiary. 2026-05-18 After displaying a talent for judging contests, Moe is invited to appear on "American Idol"; Homer gets on Marge's nerves when he spends too much time at home. 2026-05-18 Louise realizes the new plan for student evaluating teachers has shifted the power at school from teacher to student; Bob and Linda find they don't agree on where their final resting place should be. 2026-05-18 Bob and Linda accept a Valentine's Day dinner invitation from the chef of a fancy restaurant; the kids have a scheme to get cheap Valentine's Day candy, but first they'll have to make it past an unusually strict babysitter. 2026-05-18 Linda encourages Teddy to attend a farewell ceremony for the ship on which he served in the Navy, but it means confronting his Navy pals and his past. 2026-05-18 Gene begrudgingly agrees to participate in a music video for Courtney; Teddy and Linda obsess over a mysterious customer at the restaurant. 2026-05-18 After feeling slighted by a teacher during a special Ancient Greece unit, Louise, Millie and Regular-Sized Rudy take matters into their own hands to restore justice; Bob gets a room of his own. 2026-05-18 Big Bob comes to dinner so that Tina can interview him for a school project; the family members take turns coming up with their own versions of an infamous tree incident that happened to Pop Pop in his younger years. 2026-05-18 Peter and Lois accidentally set up a cutaway gag together, which somehow transports them into the cutaway itself. 2026-05-18 When Joe asks Peter to be the godfather to his daughter, Peter commits to his mistaken interpretation of the role so much that he becomes a real gangster. 2026-05-18 Meg plans her wedding to an unexpected Quahog resident; Peter's arms are torn off, and he is left with tiny hands that have yet to grow back. 2026-05-19