TV Land HD Ray and Debra try to decide who should care for their children in case anything should happen to them. 2026-05-18 Debra is upset when her sister, Jennifer, decides to become a nun. 2026-05-18 Debra points out that Ray is just like his annoying cousin Gerard, a charge his family gleefully reinforces. 2026-05-18 Ray is happily surprised, and curious, when Debra starts initiating sex more often. 2026-05-18 Debra spends the entire day cooking with Marie in an attempt to improve their relationship; Frank and Robert accompany Ray to a car show. 2026-05-18 A woman's impending visit excites Jerry, until he learns she's getting married. 2026-05-18 Jerry goes to great lengths to find and woo a woman he met at a party. 2026-05-18 Jerry's plans to move to a new apartment are complicated by George and Elaine. 2026-05-18 Jerry breaks off an unusual friendship with a fellow (Kevin Dunn) he has disliked for years. 2026-05-18 George and Jerry invest in falling stock after a bad tip from a stock-market shyster. 2026-05-18 Jerry gives George advice on breaking up and then finds himself in the same boat. 2026-05-18 Jerry feels responsible for the death of an elderly woman (Rozsika Halmos) he upset the day before. 2026-05-18 Jerry buys a very expensive suede jacket but learns that clothes don't always make the man. 2026-05-18 George enlists Jerry's help in removing a message that he left on a date's (Tory Polone) answering machine. 2026-05-18 Jerry dates a woman with few inhibitions about her body; George awaits an apology; Kramer researches short showers. 2026-05-18 Some of the best scenes from nine seasons of "Seinfeld" are brought together in a celebration of the series. 2026-05-18 Some of the best scenes from nine seasons of "Seinfeld" are brought together in a celebration of the series. 2026-05-18 Following Christine's breakup with Burton, everyone expects Christine to fall apart emotionally, but she insists she is fine and looking forward to spending time with her best friend: herself. Christine realizes she really did care for Burton. 2026-05-18 Christine refuses to give in to pressure to have a ritzy celebration for Ritchie's birthday and hosts an arts-and-crafts party at home. 2026-05-18 Drew and Ross cover the headlines with pals Valerie Bertinelli and Nate Berkus; Jeremy Pope tells Drew about his show "The Beauty.". 2026-05-18 Drew chats with the CEO and co-founder of The Honey Pot, Beatrice Dixon. 2026-05-18 Barney is on the spot when he gets Andy to let him use the Taylor home for an East-West summit meeting. 2026-05-18 Goober tries to impress an old friend from mechanics school by claiming to own a chain of gas stations. 2026-05-18 Aunt Bee does well with her flying lessons, until her instructor tells her that she is ready to solo. 2026-05-18 Andy learns that Helen was once arrested for gun possession, gambling and keeping company with a hoodlum. 2026-05-18 Hawkeye and Trapper "persuade" Frank not to request a dishonorable discharge for a wounded homosexual soldier. 2026-05-18 After the mail comes, Trapper makes plans to desert, and Frank rearranges his stock portfolio. 2026-05-18 The 4077th complicates the endeavors of two secret agents investigating each other. 2026-05-18 A new area commander scares everyone in the 4077th with his militarism. 2026-05-18 A farmer (Harry Morgan) decides it's time for his sons to marry the women they brought back from Dodge City. 2026-05-18 Matt is sentenced to life imprisonment and hard labor for shooting a fugitive. 2026-05-18 A preacher (David Wayne) from the East wants to build a church to be shared by Indians and townspeople. 2026-05-18 A wild stallion ruins the dreams of two broncobusters intent on trying to raise money for a Montana ranch. 2026-05-18 A Basque youth (Robert Urich) is shunned for refusing to prove his manhood by fighting his father (Nehemiah Persoff). 2026-05-18 A TV production team comes to Mayberry with a proposal to do a television show about the town's sheriff department. Andy becomes suspicious when the production team starts taking interest in Mayberry's bank. 2026-05-18 Helen gets jealous when Andy's very attractive cousin Gloria stays with the Taylors for a change of environment after she recently got broken up with. 2026-05-18 Barney comes across a 19-year-old assault case file between Floyd and Mr. Foley. Determined to officially close the case, he tries to get statements from the parties involved. 2026-05-18 Opie and his friend Howie make their own newspaper, the Mayberry Sun, but nobody buys it. After Andy and Barney encourage him to print more interesting stories, Opie decides to publish all the gossip from around town. 2026-05-18 Aunt Bee pretends that she is dating a married man to avoid being a third wheel after Clara convinces her that she is preventing romance from blossoming between Andy and Helen. 2026-05-18 When two young women get a speeding ticket, they enjoy the attention from Andy and Barney. 2026-05-18 Ray and Debra discuss whether to hold Michael back for another year of pre-kindergarten. 2026-05-18 Ray thinks a family portrait would be the perfect gift for his mother, until the family gets together. 2026-05-18 Debra has Ray doubting his brother's sexual preference when he can't seem to commit in his relationship with Amy. 2026-05-19 Ray and Debra do not know how to prevent their daughter from bullying another student on the school bus. 2026-05-19 Ray decides to imitate his father by going to church every week, until he realizes why it is he never misses a sermon. 2026-05-19 Ray cancels his plans with Robert, but later feels guilty when Robert is injured and lands in the hospital. 2026-05-19 On their 10th anniversary, Debra discovers that Ray taped over their wedding video with a Super Bowl game. 2026-05-19 Ray pays a high price for a Hackidu card when the owner of a comic-book store gives him a hard time. 2026-05-19 Doug uses a two-for-one coupon to give Carrie a gift of corneal surgery which results in her temporary blindness. 2026-05-19 Doug prepares to break the record for the most consecutive deliveries without incident; Arthur asks Holly to play in Scrabble tournament. 2026-05-19 Doug and Carrie's friendship with Deacon and Kelly is tested after Doug is distracted and backs into their car. 2026-05-19 Arthur is left to fend for himself when Doug and Carrie go on her company retreat with a group of boring lawyers. 2026-05-19 Doug's Halloween decorations put Arthur in the hospital; Deacon doesn't like Kirby's choice of a Halloween costume. 2026-05-19 Doug runs into a business acquaintance while bringing Arthur to the hospital for heart surgery; Carrie discovers an old college acceptance letter. 2026-05-19 Jerry encourages Elaine to move into the vacant apartment in his building. 2026-05-19 Jerry suspects his new cleaning person (Michael D. Conway) of stealing a statue he had promised to George. 2026-05-19 George plots revenge on his former boss (Fred Applegate); Jerry seeks to get even with a laundromat owner (John Capodice). 2026-05-19 Hypochondriac George gets advice from a "holistic" healer (Stephen Tabolowsky) for his claimed heart attack. 2026-05-19 Dorothy feels sympathy for Stan when he tells her he's going to have open heart surgery; however, that sympathy fades when she learns of his many infidelities while they were married. 2026-05-19 The roommates swoon over a TV actor Patrick Vaughn who is appearing at their community theater. 2026-05-19 Rose becomes convinced she is dead after suffering an esophageal spasm; after this experience she decides to live for the day. 2026-05-19 Dorothy and Rose agree to baby-sit a group of children, but one set of parents fails to claim its child. 2026-05-19 Drew and Sunny Anderson make hot dogs in the kitchen. 2026-05-19 Drew shares a little bit extra from her interview with Alicia Keys. 2026-05-19 Emmett buys his wife a mink coat for their 25th wedding anniversary. 2026-05-19 Howard's mother remarries and moves away, so Howard remodels their home. 2026-05-19 Sam is urged by Andy and his other Mayberry neighbors to run for city council. 2026-05-19 Andy, Opie and Sam tackle a delicate social problem faced by Sam's son, Mike. 2026-05-19 Casualties keep Hawkeye and Trapper from a leave in Tokyo. 2026-05-19 Hawkeye refuses to release a wounded Korean wanted by U.S. Intelligence. 2026-05-19 A celebrated general dies in Margaret's quarters, and his aide glorifies the circumstances. 2026-05-19 Matt resigns after he is forced to kill a prisoner who was trying to save the marshal's life. 2026-05-19 A gang of thieves commandeers the Dodge City blacksmith shop to divide a stolen bar of gold. 2026-05-19 A woman (Bette Davis) imprisons Matt and Kitty while planning to kill the marshal to avenge her husband's hanging. 2026-05-19 Matt is helped by a friendly young runaway who later faces him as a deadly adversary. 2026-05-19 A respected rancher and his son hang an innocent man and allow a bounty hunter to stand trial for the murder. 2026-05-19 A traveling salesman who sells items out of the trunk of his car arrives in Mayberry. However, he is plagued with bad luck and everything he touches turns into a minor disaster. 2026-05-19 Barney helps Opie with his schoolwork by using a teaching method of his own. 2026-05-19 Opie tries to win a birthday present for his father at a carnival shooting gallery without knowing that it is a scam. 2026-05-19 A carnival's destitute banjo player is hired to take Barney's place. 2026-05-19 The Taylor's housekeeper leaves and is replaced by Aunt Bee. However, Opie disapproves of her and wants to fire her. 2026-05-19 Debra throws the Barone family into turmoil when she finally cooks something good. 2026-05-19 Ray and Debra scheme to get Frank and Marie out of their hair by having them make new friends, but the plan blows up in their faces. 2026-05-19