TV Land HD Doug Heffernan comes over to hang out with Ray while Debra and the kids are away for the weekend. 2026-05-16 Ray's press pass is refused when he and Robert visit the Baseball Hall of Fame; with former New York Mets Bud Harrelson, Ron Swoboda, Cleon Jones, Tug McGraw, Tommie Agee, Jerry Grote, Ed Kranepool and Art Shamsky. 2026-05-16 Ray confesses to Debra that her cuddly sleeping position is preventing him from getting his rest. 2026-05-16 Debra and Ray feel pressure to show each other a good time on a romantic weekend getaway. 2026-05-16 Debra gets a part-time job, leaving Ray to fend for himself. 2026-05-16 Doug dreams that he could solve all of his problems if he could assume the roles of vintage television characters. 2026-05-16 When Doug can't understand the difficulties Carrie faces when caring for Arthur, he takes over and learns the hard way. 2026-05-16 Doug finds that working for a competitor isn't all it's cracked up to be after he quits his job; Carrie becomes a self-tanning cream addict. 2026-05-16 Doug and Carrie have different opinions about Deacon and Kelly's separation and share them with each other. 2026-05-16 Doug's (Kevin James) parents bowl him over with an important request while on a brief layover in New York. 2026-05-16 Doug and Carrie's neighbor (Bryan Cranston) builds an aboveground pool that looks directly into their property. 2026-05-16 Jerry, promised a vehicle as payment for a performance, winds up getting a van instead of a car; Elaine meets a new man; Kramer has no need for mail. 2026-05-16 Jerry has designs on his new date's collection of toys; Kramer discovers furniture with a noteworthy past. 2026-05-16 Kramer gets into meat slicing; Jerry dates a doctor (Marcia Cross) who isn't impressed with his job; George's new boss is a former adversary. 2026-05-16 Elaine, Jerry and George go to India for the wedding of Elaine's friend (Brenda Strong); Kramer's death threat. 2026-05-16 Christine reluctantly attends her neighbor's holiday block party, where she discovers a juicy secret. 2026-05-16 The response of her therapist is not quite what she had expected after Christine tells him that she's in love with him. 2026-05-16 Christine finds herself falling in love with Max, until Mr. Harris returns, and she must sort out her feelings. 2026-05-16 As Richard and New Christine plan for their baby, Christine gets jealous and decides she wants an infant of her own. 2026-05-16 Darlene turns rebellious when she catches a case of the "freshman blues"; Becky wants a car. 2026-05-16 Roseanne is surprised by her neighbor's (Meagen Fay) sudden, if not charitable, change of heart. 2026-05-16 The Conners plan an outrageous costume party for Halloween that includes a practical joke on the neighbors. 2026-05-16 The Conners' second honeymoon in Las Vegas becomes a nightmare when they spend the weekend with Dan's friend. 2026-05-16 The Conners risk getting thrown out of a nightclub and visit a wedding chapel with Arnie and Nancy. 2026-05-16 Roseanne tries to quit smoking; helping Darlene gets Becky in trouble. 2026-05-16 A family Thanksgiving is spoiled when Roseanne learns that her father is having an affair. 2026-05-16 Roseanne and Jackie travel to Kansas City to see their father's girlfriend; Dan plans to beat up Becky's boss. 2026-05-16 As a mall Santa, Roseanne learns Darlene blabbed family secrets. 2026-05-16 Crystal is allowed to choose the activity for ladies' night and wants to play bingo; Dan and the kids babysit Crystal's son. 2026-05-16 Arnie and Dan compete to keep their bowling team out of last place; Jackie hits it off with Nancy. 2026-05-16 Things go from bad to worse when Roseanne injures her back, leaving Dan in charge of the household; Roseanne's mother arrives. 2026-05-16 Rosanne is suffering from persistent back pain and her doctor suggests a breast-reduction surgery; Roseanne informs Dan about it, who is shocked, but he takes his wife to the hospital; after the surgery, her breasts appears twice as large. 2026-05-16 Roseanne is overjoyed when Becky breaks up with Mark, but her long-awaited confrontation with him ends in surprise. 2026-05-16 Roseanne and Jackie say goodbye to their childhood home before the demolition crew arrives; Darlene befriends Mark's brother. 2026-05-16 Roseanne convinces Leon that the Conner family should appear in a television commercial for the coffee shop. 2026-05-16 Roseanne visits a therapist with Jackie; Arnie persuades Dan to hire a tattoo artist for the motorcycle shop. 2026-05-16 Darlene seeks advice from Dan and Becky but not Roseanne; Roseanne worries about passing a lie detector test. 2026-05-16 Crystal goes into labor, and Dan coaches her in the delivery room; Roseanne is delayed at the coffee shop. 2026-05-16 George and his father celebrate an alternative holiday; Kramer goes back to work after a long bagel strike. 2026-05-16 Jerry is finally ready to buy a new car, but things don't go very smoothly when he visits Elaine's boyfriend to make the deal. 2026-05-16 Elaine's boyfriend, Puddy, wears a fur coat; Jerry starts living without a wallet; Newman may be evicted. 2026-05-16 Jerry is aggravated when a woman uses him as a subject for her show; Elaine doesn't understand a cartoon. 2026-05-16 Jerry keeps finding Kramer's hidden strongbox key; Elaine dates a mysterious man; George plans a breakup. 2026-05-16 Jerry buys his father (Barney Martin) an organizer but can't make him use it; Kramer retires next to the Seinfelds. 2026-05-16 George learns to leave at the right moment; Jerry has a new girl (Cindy Ambuehl) with a past; Puddy (Patrick Warburton) is religious. 2026-05-17 Jerry decides to teach Uncle Leo a lesson after he catches him shoplifting at a bookstore; Elaine humiliates herself at a party. 2026-05-17 Elaine wolfs down Peterman's (John O'Hurley) pricey cheesecake; Kramer calls in "the guys" for George. 2026-05-17 Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) begins dating his new maid (Angela Featherstone); George ponders a nickname; Elaine has to get the new area code. 2026-05-17 After NBC picks up Jerry and George's sitcom, the four pals are arrested for breaking the good Samaritan law. 2026-05-17 After NBC picks up Jerry and George's sitcom, the four pals are arrested for breaking the good Samaritan law. 2026-05-17 Doug's (Kevin James) Uncle Stu (guest star Gavin MacLeod) talks him into helping his down-and-out cousin (guest star Gary Valentine) land a job at IPS. 2026-05-17 Carrie and Doug (Leah Remini, Kevin James) ponder a major readjustment after a night of passion leads to a surprise. 2026-05-17 Carrie and Doug (Leah Remini, Kevin James) ponder a major readjustment after a night of passion leads to a surprise. 2026-05-17 In an effort to spend more time with Carrie, Doug hires someone (Nicole Sullivan) to take Arthur for a walk three times a week. 2026-05-17 After the business she shares with Barb turns out to be profitable, Christine is put between a rock and a hard place deciding whether to spend her share of the money on herself or on charity. 2026-05-17 Christine tries to teach Ritchie's class some street smarts but ends up stranded at a subway station. 2026-05-17 Christine decides Ritchie deserves to go on a family vacation like his friends, but her plans to take him to Florida don't turn out quite as she had intended. 2026-05-17 Christine takes a cranky, pregnant New Christine to a salon for some pampering while Richard plans a surprise wedding. 2026-05-17 When Christine realizes her life has not evolved in the past five years, Max offers to help her make a big change. 2026-05-17 Christine mistakes a good-looking cop for a stripper, who alerts her that there is a prowler in the neighborhood. Later on, New Christine goes into labor; unfortunately for Old Christine, it happens to take place on her birthday! 2026-05-17 When Christine has Matthew and Barb throw her a surprise engagement party so she can get to know Max's friends, she begins to feel intellectually inferior to one particular guest, driving her to make a surprising decision. 2026-05-17 On her son's first day at private school, Christine discovers that her ex-husband is dating an impossible-to-hate woman with her name. 2026-05-17 When Christine learns that her ex-husband, Richard, is in an intimate relationship, she resolves to make her own conquests. 2026-05-17 Christine allows her friends Barb and Pete to set her up on a blind date, and after a series of unsuccessful dates, she finds the possibility of love. 2026-05-17 Richard learns from a gloating Matthew that Christine is out enjoying her fifth date with a new beau, Burton, so he does what any self-respecting ex-husband would do: he sabotages the happy couple's goodnight kiss and insults Burton. 2026-05-17 After 10 dates, Christine faces a critical moment in her relationship with Burton, whether to let him meet her son. When she relents, she is thrown for a loop. 2026-05-17 Christine's attempt to promote racial and ethnic diversity at her son's exclusive private school has unintended consequences. 2026-05-17 The roommates welcome Rose's recently blinded sister, whose independent manner is deceptive. 2026-05-17 Blanche panics when her father reveals his outlandish plans for the future. 2026-05-17 Dorothy, Rose and Blanche reminisce about how they all came to live together. 2026-05-17 Blanche fears she may be pregnant, but is actually going through menopause. 2026-05-17 The girls move into a Miami Beach hotel; they dress up to attend Burt Reynolds' movie premiere, only to be caught in a hotel raid, mistaken for prostitutes and dragged off to jail. 2026-05-17 Dorothy begs Blanche to go out with her ex-husband, Stan, but becomes jealous when the couple hits it off; Sophia and Rose begin selling sandwiches on the Boardwalk but inadvertently make an enemy of another vendor. 2026-05-17 A neighbor dies shortly after having a heated argument with Rose. 2026-05-17 Rose befriends Dorothy's former college buddy (Lois Nettleton), not knowing that the woman is a lesbian. 2026-05-17 Blanche has trouble dealing with her father's plan to marry a much younger woman. 2026-05-17 Rose's daughter and Dorothy's son visit their mothers at the same time. 2026-05-17 Rose, Blanche and Dorothy take a vacation at a resort that doesn't live up to its reputation. 2026-05-17 While Dorothy is laid off from teaching, she finds work at the same museum where Blanche goes to work. 2026-05-17 Dorothy and Blanche contrive an answer to Rose's personal ad. 2026-05-17 Sophia takes action when a depressed, gun-toting Santa Claus threatens to ruin Christmas for her and her housemates. 2026-05-17 For Sophia's birthday, Dorothy flies her sister Angela in from Sicily, Italy, as a surprise; Dorothy's the one who's surprised when Sophia's reaction is that of disgust. 2026-05-17 Ray and Debra try to be nicer to each other; Ray meets Doug at Dr. Becker's office. 2026-05-17 Ray urges Debra to go dancing with Robert but becomes increasingly jealous of the situation. 2026-05-17 Ray offers his basement office to Robert and Amy when they want to be alone. 2026-05-17 Ray and Debra prepare Ally for her first play date and reflect on their own first meeting and kiss. 2026-05-17 After a PTA meeting Debra makes a comment about a mother who had a breast enhancement and gets upset after seeing Ray's reaction; when Ray returns home from a trip, Debra has a "big" surprise for him. 2026-05-17 The family is forced to take sides when Ray and Debra have a fight over a new can opener and each relates the story of what happened with radically different viewpoints. 2026-05-17 After an accidental tip-off from Ray which allows him to win a bet, Frank makes everyone suspicious when he begins to show an unusual interest in Ray's work. 2026-05-17 Tired and dispirited, Ray and Debra ask Ray's parents about their sex life, and are surprised at their response. 2026-05-17