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    <title lang="zh">Everybody Loves Raymond</title>
    <desc>Debra learns that beautiful neighbors are the real reason Ray is spending so much time at Robert's apartment.</desc>
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    <desc>Marie and Frank devastate Ray by trading in their gift, a personally engraved toaster, for a coffee maker.</desc>
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    <desc>Ray challenges his father to a game of table tennis after learning that the elder Barone purposely let him win.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-15</date>
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    <desc>Robert jumps into the "favorite son" position after Marie learns about a wild party Ray held 20 years ago.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-15</date>
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    <desc>Robert undergoes a radical change when he starts hanging out with his partner and her friends.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-15</date>
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    <title lang="zh">The King of Queens</title>
    <desc>Doug (Kevin James) feels great when he surprises Carrie (Leah Remini) with a new camera for Christmas, but her boss one-ups him. Guest star: Lou Ferrigno.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-15</date>
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    <desc>After learning that a wedding reception is five hours away, Doug and Carrie scramble for an excuse to not go.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-15</date>
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    <desc>Doug sets up Stephanie with Carrie's boss so he can watch the Super Bowl on a high-definition television.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-15</date>
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    <desc>After Carrie tells Doug that it's okay for him to find other women attractive, he asks her to tell him which men she finds attractive. Unsurprisingly, this doesn't end well.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-15</date>
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    <title lang="zh">The King of Queens</title>
    <desc>Carrie and Doug (Leah Remini, Kevin James) discuss the real definition of infidelity when Doug sees Deacon (Victor Williams) with another woman.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-15</date>
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    <desc>Deacon's recent separation forces Doug and Carrie to re-examine some things they may have taken for granted.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-15</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Seinfeld</title>
    <desc>Competing comic Bania warms to Jerry's crowds; Elaine and David unite for a European trip; Kramer reconsiders butter.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-15</date>
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    <desc>Jerry finds part of his new date's anatomy of interest; George's job is threatened; Elaine's relationship sputters.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-15</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Seinfeld</title>
    <desc>Jerry tries to reveal more of his feelings on the advice of his new girlfriend (Lori Loughlin). With Jason Alexander.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-15</date>
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    <desc>At his parents' insistence, Jerry is coached by personal trainer Izzy Mandelbaum (Lloyd Bridges) to lose weight.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-15</date>
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    <title lang="zh">The New Adventures of Old Christine</title>
    <desc>Max (Eric McCormack) tries to teach Christine to follow through rather than quit when things get too hard.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-15</date>
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    <title lang="zh">The New Adventures of Old Christine</title>
    <desc>Christine sets Richard up with a beautiful woman who works out at her gym; Richard's friend Tom continues to try to woo Christine.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-15</date>
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    <title lang="zh">The New Adventures of Old Christine</title>
    <desc>Fearful that he might propose to her, Barb insists that Christine join her on a date with Dave; Richard realizes he must woo New Christine to get her back.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-15</date>
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    <title lang="zh">The New Adventures of Old Christine</title>
    <desc>When Christine discovers that Ritchie has been bullying other kids, she decides to apologize to the woman she used to terrorize in school.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-15</date>
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    <title lang="zh">The Drew Barrymore Show</title>
    <desc>Padma Lakshmi tells Drew about hosting "America's Culinary Cup" and raising daughters.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-15</date>
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    <title lang="zh">The Drew Barrymore Show</title>
    <desc>Leo Woodall sits down with Drew to talk about his new series "Vladimir.".</desc>
    <date>2026-05-15</date>
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    <title lang="zh">The Andy Griffith Show</title>
    <desc>Andy and Opie are thrilled when a station owner offers Aunt Bee a job as a television chef.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-15</date>
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    <desc>Emmett's wife and his brother-in-law needle him to become an insurance salesman.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-15</date>
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    <title lang="zh">The Andy Griffith Show</title>
    <desc>Opie breaks a bottle of expensive perfume at his new job as a drugstore clerk.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-15</date>
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    <title lang="zh">The Andy Griffith Show</title>
    <desc>A $500 bequest to the Mayberry church almost provokes a schism over how to spend it.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-15</date>
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    <title lang="zh">M*A*S*H</title>
    <desc>Hawkeye and Trapper arrange for an unauthorized but much-needed nose job for an enlisted man.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-15</date>
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    <title lang="zh">M*A*S*H</title>
    <desc>A dispossessed Korean family and a girl with a GI baby cause problems for the 4077th.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-15</date>
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    <title lang="zh">M*A*S*H</title>
    <desc>For a few days the 4077th has no casualties, but when the fighting picks up, it is back to business as usual.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-15</date>
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    <title lang="zh">M*A*S*H</title>
    <desc>The personnel of the 4077th respond in the usual manner when supply lines are cut short, and they face critical shortages.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-15</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Gunsmoke</title>
    <desc>A fleeing outlaw's (John Saxon) survival in the harsh badlands depends on an Indian woman (Arlene Martel).</desc>
    <date>2026-05-15</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Gunsmoke</title>
    <desc>Hide-cutters go beyond their legal rights and run into the law when they start doing as they please.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-15</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Gunsmoke</title>
    <desc>Newly allies himself with his prisoner, a hired killer, to escape bounty hunters and return to Dodge City.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-15</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Gunsmoke</title>
    <desc>A schoolteacher (Allen Garfield) makes a strong statement for compulsory education for children in Dodge City.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-15</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Gunsmoke</title>
    <desc>Matt takes an orphaned girl to live with her aunt, only to discover she is not welcome.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-15</date>
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    <title lang="zh">The Andy Griffith Show</title>
    <desc>Left in charge for just a few days, Goober dismantles a car in Andy's office.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-15</date>
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    <title lang="zh">The Andy Griffith Show</title>
    <desc>Otis rides into town on a cow under the impression that it's a horse.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-15</date>
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    <title lang="zh">The Andy Griffith Show</title>
    <desc>Barney believes he is hexed when several accidents occur after he fails to continue a "lucky" chain letter.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-15</date>
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    <title lang="zh">The Andy Griffith Show</title>
    <desc>Andy and Barney hope they will have some privacy with their girlfriends after Goober finds a girl of his own.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-15</date>
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    <desc>Barney runs for sheriff when it seems Andy has found another job.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-15</date>
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    <title lang="zh">The Andy Griffith Show</title>
    <desc>Barney stumbles upon a huge sum of money from a bank robbery. Thinking the thief will return to look for his money, Barney decides to go undercover to find and capture him.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-15</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Everybody Loves Raymond</title>
    <desc>Ray and Robert create a testimonial video for their father after he is elected the lodge's "Man of the Year.".</desc>
    <date>2026-05-15</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Everybody Loves Raymond</title>
    <desc>Ray goes on a Caribbean cruise with Marie after Frank hurts his knee.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-15</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Everybody Loves Raymond</title>
    <desc>Doug Heffernan comes over to hang out with Ray while Debra and the kids are away for the weekend.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-16</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Everybody Loves Raymond</title>
    <desc>Ray's press pass is refused when he and Robert visit the Baseball Hall of Fame; with former New York Mets Bud Harrelson, Ron Swoboda, Cleon Jones, Tug McGraw, Tommie Agee, Jerry Grote, Ed Kranepool and Art Shamsky.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-16</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Everybody Loves Raymond</title>
    <desc>Ray confesses to Debra that her cuddly sleeping position is preventing him from getting his rest.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-16</date>
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    <desc>Debra and Ray feel pressure to show each other a good time on a romantic weekend getaway.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-16</date>
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    <desc>Debra gets a part-time job, leaving Ray to fend for himself.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-16</date>
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    <title lang="zh">The King of Queens</title>
    <desc>Doug dreams that he could solve all of his problems if he could assume the roles of vintage television characters.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-16</date>
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    <desc>When Doug can't understand the difficulties Carrie faces when caring for Arthur, he takes over and learns the hard way.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-16</date>
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    <desc>Doug finds that working for a competitor isn't all it's cracked up to be after he quits his job; Carrie becomes a self-tanning cream addict.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-16</date>
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    <desc>Doug and Carrie have different opinions about Deacon and Kelly's separation and share them with each other.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-16</date>
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    <title lang="zh">The King of Queens</title>
    <desc>Doug's (Kevin James) parents bowl him over with an important request while on a brief layover in New York.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-16</date>
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    <title lang="zh">The King of Queens</title>
    <desc>Doug and Carrie's neighbor (Bryan Cranston) builds an aboveground pool that looks directly into their property.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-16</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Seinfeld</title>
    <desc>Jerry, promised a vehicle as payment for a performance, winds up getting a van instead of a car; Elaine meets a new man; Kramer has no need for mail.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-16</date>
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    <desc>Jerry has designs on his new date's collection of toys; Kramer discovers furniture with a noteworthy past.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-16</date>
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    <desc>Kramer gets into meat slicing; Jerry dates a doctor (Marcia Cross) who isn't impressed with his job; George's new boss is a former adversary.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-16</date>
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    <desc>Elaine, Jerry and George go to India for the wedding of Elaine's friend (Brenda Strong); Kramer's death threat.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-16</date>
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    <title lang="zh">The New Adventures of Old Christine</title>
    <desc>Christine reluctantly attends her neighbor's holiday block party, where she discovers a juicy secret.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-16</date>
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    <title lang="zh">The New Adventures of Old Christine</title>
    <desc>The response of her therapist is not quite what she had expected after Christine tells him that she's in love with him.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-16</date>
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    <title lang="zh">The New Adventures of Old Christine</title>
    <desc>Christine finds herself falling in love with Max, until Mr. Harris returns, and she must sort out her feelings.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-16</date>
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    <title lang="zh">The New Adventures of Old Christine</title>
    <desc>As Richard and New Christine plan for their baby, Christine gets jealous and decides she wants an infant of her own.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-16</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Roseanne</title>
    <desc>Darlene turns rebellious when she catches a case of the "freshman blues"; Becky wants a car.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-16</date>
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    <desc>Roseanne is surprised by her neighbor's (Meagen Fay) sudden, if not charitable, change of heart.</desc>
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    <desc>The Conners plan an outrageous costume party for Halloween that includes a practical joke on the neighbors.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-16</date>
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    <desc>The Conners' second honeymoon in Las Vegas becomes a nightmare when they spend the weekend with Dan's friend.</desc>
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    <desc>The Conners risk getting thrown out of a nightclub and visit a wedding chapel with Arnie and Nancy.</desc>
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    <desc>Roseanne tries to quit smoking; helping Darlene gets Becky in trouble.</desc>
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    <desc>A family Thanksgiving is spoiled when Roseanne learns that her father is having an affair.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-16</date>
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    <desc>Roseanne and Jackie travel to Kansas City to see their father's girlfriend; Dan plans to beat up Becky's boss.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-16</date>
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    <desc>As a mall Santa, Roseanne learns Darlene blabbed family secrets.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-16</date>
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    <desc>Crystal is allowed to choose the activity for ladies' night and wants to play bingo; Dan and the kids babysit Crystal's son.</desc>
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    <desc>Arnie and Dan compete to keep their bowling team out of last place; Jackie hits it off with Nancy.</desc>
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    <desc>Rosanne is suffering from persistent back pain and her doctor suggests a breast-reduction surgery; Roseanne informs Dan about it, who is shocked, but he takes his wife to the hospital; after the surgery, her breasts appears twice as large.</desc>
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    <desc>Roseanne is overjoyed when Becky breaks up with Mark, but her long-awaited confrontation with him ends in surprise.</desc>
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    <desc>Roseanne and Jackie say goodbye to their childhood home before the demolition crew arrives; Darlene befriends Mark's brother.</desc>
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    <desc>Roseanne convinces Leon that the Conner family should appear in a television commercial for the coffee shop.</desc>
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    <desc>Roseanne visits a therapist with Jackie; Arnie persuades Dan to hire a tattoo artist for the motorcycle shop.</desc>
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