TV Land HD While assembling a 500-piece puzzle late into the night, Ray and Amy's mother trade stories about themselves and their families. 2026-04-03 Ray gets upset when he learns that Debra has been sharing their intimate secrets with her friends. 2026-04-03 A modeling agent convinces Robert to pose for head shots, but when he returns for the pictures, he finds that the agency has mysteriously disappeared. 2026-04-03 Robert and Ray are shocked when they meet a man who considers Frank to be a mentor; Ray and Robert wonder how Frank could inspire anyone. 2026-04-03 Ray and Robert butt heads over who will shoulder responsibility for Marie in the future. 2026-04-03 After Carrie tells Doug that it's okay for him to find other women attractive, he asks her to tell him which men she finds attractive. Unsurprisingly, this doesn't end well. 2026-04-03 Carrie and Doug (Leah Remini, Kevin James) discuss the real definition of infidelity when Doug sees Deacon (Victor Williams) with another woman. 2026-04-03 Deacon's recent separation forces Doug and Carrie to re-examine some things they may have taken for granted. 2026-04-03 Doug dreams that he could solve all of his problems if he could assume the roles of vintage television characters. 2026-04-03 When Doug can't understand the difficulties Carrie faces when caring for Arthur, he takes over and learns the hard way. 2026-04-03 Doug finds that working for a competitor isn't all it's cracked up to be after he quits his job; Carrie becomes a self-tanning cream addict. 2026-04-03 Jerry and Elaine are apprehensive about being the godparents to their friends' newborn son; George is thrilled with his new parking spot. 2026-04-03 George asks Jerry's date (Marlee Matlin) to read the lips of his ex-girlfriend at a party; Elaine has trouble communicating with a limo driver. 2026-04-03 Jerry and Elaine begin gaining weight and suspect a nonfat-yogurt shop may be making false claims; Jerry's use of a bad word influences Maryedith's son. 2026-04-03 Jerry decides to change barbers because his has a history of giving bad haircuts; George poses as an employee after a job interview. 2026-04-03 Christine and Marly argue after getting into a fender bender in the school parking lot; with her car in the shop, Christine must rent a luxury SUV. 2026-04-03 Christine signs Ritchie up for soccer after Mr. Harris (Blair Underwood) informs her that he has had trouble making friends. 2026-04-03 Christine tries to reignite the relationship between her brother and his ex-girlfriend; Richard tries to interest Ritchie in his job. 2026-04-03 Christine wants credit for turning Richard into a good boyfriend and for recommending a thoughtful birthday gift for New Christine to give him. 2026-04-03 Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism. 2026-04-03 Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism. 2026-04-03 Andy looks forward to eating a few snacks and spending an evening alone in the house; but he finds he must eat three spaghetti dinners cooked by three thoughtful friends. 2026-04-03 Andy visits Barney at the Raleigh police department and makes a hero out of his bumbling former deputy. 2026-04-03 Detective Barney Fife, of the big city police department, pays a visit to his old hometown Mayberry; he goes to the premiere of a former girlfriend's movie. 2026-04-03 Andy's perennial romance with Helen is jolted a bit when Andy's old high school sweetheart moves back to town. 2026-04-03 A Korean-American infant is abandoned at the 4077th. 2026-04-03 Hawkeye puts the 4077th on edge when he goes on the wagon. Guest starring Shelley Long. 2026-04-03 Col. Potter and Charles become strange bedfellows when they come down with the mumps. 2026-04-03 Radar helps out a lamb meant for a Greek festival; Frank is cheated out of an opportunity to persecute a young soldier. 2026-04-03 In Matt's absence, deputy Newly tracks down a wanted man, saves him from bounty hunters and does his best to prove the man's innocence. 2026-04-03 An impoverished widower is accused of stealing money from a bank in order to feed his two small children. 2026-04-03 Kitty saves the life of a fellow stagecoach traveler and becomes deeply involved in his personal life. 2026-04-03 Kitty's jealousy of an escaped murderer's girlfriend complicates Matt's efforts to recapture the man. 2026-04-03 Ruthless gunman Mannon (Steve Forrest) shoots Festus, steals his mule and terrorizes the citizens of Dodge City. 2026-04-03 Barney starts wearing his uniform all the time after a tough guy threatens to beat him up if he catches Barney out of uniform. 2026-04-03 Opie finds a purse containing $50, but Andy tells him that the money will only be his if no one claims it within a week. Soon, Opie gets the money but has to return it. 2026-04-03 Andy lets Barney take over as sheriff for a day when he goes to Raleigh to attend a job interview. By the time he returns, Barney has turned the whole town upside down. 2026-04-03 Aunt Bee gets the leading role in Mayberry's Centennial Pageant when Clara is suddenly called out of town. However, Aunt Bee is a terrible actress, causing her to get kicked out at her first rehearsal. 2026-04-03 The Darling family returns to Mayberry to look for a husband for Charlene's newborn daughter. Things get complicated when they choose Opie and refuse to take no for an answer. 2026-04-03 Andy and Helen take a day off to go on a picnic, but are constantly interrupted by Barney, Goober and other people. 2026-04-03 One of the Barones drops a bombshell on the rest of the family. 2026-04-03 Robert, Amy, Marie and Frank adjust to their new living situation. 2026-04-03 Ray discovers that Debra becomes more passionate when she argues with Marie, so he concocts a series of lies in an attempt to boost his love life. 2026-04-04 Ray's lie causes Debra to make a fashion statement to the members of the PTA. 2026-04-04 Ally comes home with an F in math on her report card, and her parents are shocked. 2026-04-04 The women pressure Ray and Frank to accompany Robert to one of his therapy sessions. 2026-04-04 All the in-laws gather for Thanksgiving at Ray and Debra's house. 2026-04-04 Doug and Carrie have different opinions about Deacon and Kelly's separation and share them with each other. 2026-04-04 Doug's (Kevin James) parents bowl him over with an important request while on a brief layover in New York. 2026-04-04 Doug and Carrie's neighbor (Bryan Cranston) builds an aboveground pool that looks directly into their property. 2026-04-04 Doug's (Kevin James) Uncle Stu (guest star Gavin MacLeod) talks him into helping his down-and-out cousin (guest star Gary Valentine) land a job at IPS. 2026-04-04 Carrie and Doug (Leah Remini, Kevin James) ponder a major readjustment after a night of passion leads to a surprise. 2026-04-04 Carrie and Doug (Leah Remini, Kevin James) ponder a major readjustment after a night of passion leads to a surprise. 2026-04-04 Jerry becomes tense when he can't get his masseuse girlfriend (Jennifer Coolidge) to give him a massage. 2026-04-04 Elaine's American Indian friend thinks Jerry is a racist after he gives Elaine a cigar-store Indian statue as a present. 2026-04-04 Jerry thinks his girlfriend (Kimberly Campbell) has a fungus; George converts to the Latvian Orthodox religion. 2026-04-04 Elaine's toilet stall has no tissue and the woman in the next stall refuses to give her some; George acts giddy around Elaine's boyfriend. 2026-04-04 After taking sleeping pills, Christine discovers that she made several embarrassing phone calls while knocked out. 2026-04-04 Christine learns an astonishing secret after sleeping with Richard's attractive brother (Charles Esten). 2026-04-04 Christine battles an aggressive activist with an opposing stance when she tries to become more politically active. 2026-04-04 Christine nearly gets Mr. Harris fired when she sends an e-mail intended for Barb to all the parents at Ritchie's school. 2026-04-04 D.J. has serious ethical questions for his mother after Roseanne takes delivery of too many stoves for the diner. 2026-04-04 Roseanne and Dan are amazed to hear how Bev (Estelle Parsons) broke her pelvis at the retirement home. 2026-04-04 Dan turns to a soap opera for help in an attempt to rekindle the romance in his marriage. 2026-04-04 Titanic egos clash and Roseanne frets all the way, as Fred and Jackie can't seem to make up their minds about seeking wedded bliss. 2026-04-04 With everyone vying for space at the Connor residence, Roseanne and Dan have to ask someone to leave. 2026-04-04 Roseanne and Dan suffer from pregnancy jitters; Roseanne accidentally uncovers Darlene's secret, she's having an affair. 2026-04-04 Upset over their breakup, David tattles on Darlene; to Roseanne's horror, she finds out that Darlene is experimenting with drugs! 2026-04-04 When Jackie spills the news that Becky and Mark are having sexual problems, Roseanne steps in to solve their dilemma; the situation snowballs when the men realize that no subject is sacred when it comes to their gossiping wives. 2026-04-04 Which one of the married Conner women did David have a sexy dream about?; there is a flurry of activity to figure out the who and the why. 2026-04-04 It's Roseanne's favorite holiday, Halloween, and Leon's planning a gay soiree at the diner; during the party, Roseanne is horrified to learn about a secret in Fred's past. 2026-04-04 D.J. is growing up, and Roseanne is having trouble loosening the apron strings; David finds that Darlene's planning to move in with her new boyfriend Jimmy. 2026-04-04 Roseanne and Jackie pay Darlene and her boyfriend (Danny Masterson) a surprise visit at college; Dan referees fights at home. 2026-04-04 Dan and Roseanne struggle with D.J.'s reluctance to kiss a girl in the school play. 2026-04-04 The Conner family gathers for Thanksgiving dinner; Dan and Roseanne plan to reveal the gender of the baby they are expecting. 2026-04-04 Dan and Roseanne are awaiting the results of the pregnancy; Dan tries to soothe and comfort Roseanne, but she feels misunderstood and thinks Dan would prefer she didn't have the baby. 2026-04-04 DJ's teacher asks Dan and Roseanne to come and talk to the school; she tells the Conners that she thinks DJ has a learning disability because he refuses to solve problems at the board. 2026-04-04 Dan and Roseanne see the neighbors from the bedroom window; Mark is confused because Becky regularly meets David for coffee and finally asks Darlene for help. 2026-04-04 Bev's thrown in jail for drinking and driving, and it's up to Roseanne and Jackie to bail her out; an apparent lack of judgment isn't Bev's only problem; in a shocking announcement, she admits that she's an alcoholic. 2026-04-04 Roseanne soon tires of the special treatment she receives after feigning sickness; Bev makes a shocking confession to Jackie. 2026-04-04 Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer search for something to take to a dinner party; Jerry and Elaine forget to take a number at the bakery; Kramer and George have trouble buying wine. 2026-04-04 George poses as a marine biologist while on a date with a former college classmate (Rosalind Allen); Elaine loses her electronic organizer. 2026-04-04 Jerry becomes obsessed when his date refuses to sample his pie; a clothing store mannequin resembles Elaine . 2026-04-04 Kramer befriends a little person when he is hired as a stand-in for a soap opera; George wants to break up with a girlfriend. 2026-04-04 Jerry lets his girlfriend (Courteney Cox) pose as his wife so she can receive a discount at the dry cleaner. 2026-04-04 Kramer has a scheme to sell vintage raincoats; Jerry and his girlfriend can't get any alone time; George sells his father's cabana clothes. 2026-04-04 Kramer's scheme to sell vintage raincoats backfires; George tries to dump his "little brother"; Jerry and his girlfriend go to a movie to be alone. 2026-04-05