Comedy Central HD Average Joe's Gym and its owner, Peter La Fleur (Vince Vaughn), are both down on their luck. A fancy competing gym called Globo-Gym, run by the maniacal health nut White Goodman (Ben Stiller), is about to put Average Joe's out of business unless Peter can raise $50,000 to keep his mortgage. To save the gym, Peter and a ragtag group of Average Joe's members and employees enter a dodgeball contest w 2026-10-25 Death allows Peter to go back in time for one night so he can see his past behaviors. 2026-10-25 Brian and Stewie travel through alternate universes, including a world run by dogs where humans are pets, and a post-apocalyptic world. 2026-10-25 Brian and Stewie head back in time to prevent Bertram from killing Stewie's ancestor, Leonardo da Vinci. 2026-10-25 Peter broadcasts a television station out of the Griffin home. 2026-10-25 Beavis and Butt-Head use a bulletproof vest to impress chicks; Stewart is getting a divorce and moves in with middle-aged Beavis and Butt-Head. 2026-10-25 Beavis and Butt-Head use a power washer to do their work at Burger World; middle-aged Butt-Head makes Beavis drive to the next county for beer. 2026-10-25 Cartman is jealous of the friendship that has developed between Kyle and Tolkien and decides to do something about it. 2026-10-25 The prince of Canada and his wife try to find privacy and seclusion in a small mountain town. 2026-10-25 South Park learns about the wonders of Japanese toilets. 2026-10-25 Stan is reeling when a cheating scandal hits the school. 2026-10-25 The "South Park" boys renovate and open a historic restaurant in Colorado. 2026-10-25 Spring break is an excuse for Garrison to jump back into his former depraved lifestyle. 2026-10-25 Towelie goes to Washington, D.C. 2026-10-25 Butters experiences the reality of tariffs when he has to buy a Labubu doll for his girlfriend's birthday. 2026-10-25 Kyle and Cartman are at odds when a prediction markets app gets popular with their fellow students. 2026-10-25 Cartman is possessed and may be the key to stopping the Antichrist. 2026-10-25 The White House deals with a disruptive spirit from the east wing; Stan worries that South Park has become too political. 2026-10-25 Ben and Leslie put together a black-tie gala to raise money for the park, but a drill for a city-wide emergency derails their plans; Andy gets ready for his police academy exam; Ron fills in for Leslie on "Pawnee Today.". 2026-10-25 Leslie and Ben work to complete a years-long project in two hours; Ron's temper causes trouble. 2026-10-25 Leslie's speech for a media event goes missing; Ben starts his new job; Ann asks someone an important question. 2026-10-25 Leslie tries to help a failing video store stay open; Chris advises Tom on dealing with a difficult employee; Ann tries to force April to be her friend. 2026-10-25 Playboy vet Henry sets his heart on romancing Lucy, but she has short-term memory loss. She can't remember anything that happened the day before. So every morning, Henry has to woo her again. Her friends and family are very protective and Henry must convince them that he's in it for love. 2026-10-25 Small-time pot dealer David learns the hard way that no good deed goes unpunished; trying to help some teens, he is jumped by thugs and loses his cash and stash. Now, David's in big debt to his supplier and to wipe the slate clean, he must go to Mexico to pick up the guy's latest shipment. To accomplish his mission, Dave devises a foolproof plan: He packs a fake family into a huge RV and heads sou 2026-10-25 Jerry's new membership in the Friars Club is jeopardized when a jacket he borrowed from the club gets lost. 2026-10-25 George introduces Kramer to the person in charge of the wigs for "Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat.". 2026-10-25 George ingratiates himself with his boss (Lee Bear) by sharing a delectable eggplant calzone with him. 2026-10-25 Jerry's mechanic (Brad Garrett) steals his car; Kramer and Newman plan to return used bottles to Michigan. 2026-10-25 Kramer spots Jerry's stolen car in Ohio; Elaine gives Peterman JFK's golf clubs; George is institutionalized. 2026-10-25 Jerry and Elaine get a chance for romance after George's comment to a couple (Debra Messing, Cary Elwes) leads to a breakup. 2026-10-25 George searches for a way to stop his impending nuptials even as he and Susan are selecting their wedding invitations. 2026-10-25 George is ready to move on after mourning the death of his fiancée, while Jerry breaks off his engagement. 2026-10-25 George suspects the attorney for the Susan Ross Foundation believes he murdered Susan; Jerry likes his date. 2026-10-25 Elaine's ex introduces her to two of his friends who look like George and Kramer but act like their exact opposites. 2026-10-25 Jerry discovers a hidden talent when Kramer gets him to perform an illegal activity; George acts like a rebel. 2026-10-25 During a game of hide-and-seek, Stewie takes refuge in Quagmire's suitcase, only to wind up in Paris; Peter and Lois take a getaway to Vermont, where Lois is intent on breaking Bonnie's Instagram likes record. 2026-10-26 Stewie finds himself in public disgrace after a pop star unleashes her fan base on him for a benign comment; Peter gets lap band surgery and enjoys the merriment of excess skin. 2026-10-26 Peter and Chris finish last in a "Generation Gap" game at a carnival, forcing them to try to reconnect; Brian starts to date a carny, whom he can't break up with even after witnessing some of her crude habits. 2026-10-26 Stewie and Doug compete for the honor of class snack captain. 2026-10-26 The guys recount their first true love stories, leading to parodies of "Castaway", "Dirty Dancing" and various Meg Ryan rom-coms. 2026-10-26 The guys try to help Mayor Wild West reconnect with his estranged father, Old West. 2026-10-26 Peter is mistaken for being a single parent and relishes in the perks that come with it. 2026-10-26 Meg joins the basketball team; Stewie goes down a rabbit hole of conspiracies, which ultimately ends with him developing multiple personalities. 2026-10-26 To restore his public image, Carter adopts a young girl from an orphanage, drawing jealousy from Lois. 2026-10-26 Peter tries to take advantage of a work policy granting leave in the event of a pet's death; Stewie causes Brian to give up writing. 2026-10-26 Cartman gets an anal probe; aliens land in South Park and kidnap Kyle's little brother. 2026-10-26 A celebrity presents Cartman's essay-contest prize. 2026-10-26 Volcanic activity disrupts a hunting trip. 2026-10-26 Stan's dog pursues other dogs. 2026-10-26 A genetic engineering experiment unleashes Stan's mutant twin. 2026-10-26 Stan's grandfather helps summon the Grim Reaper. 2026-10-26 An outbreak of pinkeye interrupts Halloween. 2026-10-26 A battle for spiritual domination conflicts with Cartman's birthday. 2026-10-26 Government authorities mistake Cartman for a starving child. 2026-10-26 Town denizens try for a politically correct Christmas; Kyle's pal Mr. Hankey arrives. 2026-10-26 When the boys help Britney Spears get to the North Pole, they discover the shocking secret behind her popularity. 2026-10-26 In a South Park homage to the 1981 film, Heavy Metal, the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that's captured the junior high and under set. 2026-10-26 The head of the World Canadian Bureau leads the country into a strike and the responsibility of brokering a settlement rests with the boys. 2026-10-26 While Ms. Garrison is off trying to find a way to become the man he was always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge of the classroom. 2026-10-26 Randy packs up his family and heads west when he wakes up to find the Internet is gone. 2026-10-26 While the kids are on a field trip to a living museum, Cartman makes Butters sneak away from the class to go to the amusement center next door. 2026-10-26 Butters stands with Cartman as he confronts the Chinese after a tragic event. 2026-10-26 Wendy gets in trouble when she threatens to beat up Cartman after school. 2026-10-26 While the country celebrates the outcome of the election, the new President-elect arrives at the White House prematurely. 2026-10-26 A prominent religious organization, an ex-lover and serial killers threaten Satan's Halloween costume party. 2026-10-26 The Goth Kids are angry when the other children can't tell the difference between a goth and a vampire. 2026-10-26 Randy's big plans for Halloween night keep Stan from trick or treating with his friends. 2026-10-26 The goth kids are sent to a camp for troubled children. 2026-10-26 At the annual Halloween get-together, a witch casts a spell that terrorizes everyone in town. 2026-10-26 The kids plan to use the latest revolution in mobility to get even more candy on Halloween; the adults hoard emergency supplies and hope to survive until morning. 2026-10-26 Randy tries to deal with his daughter's marijuana problem on Halloween. 2026-10-26 Kramer tries to scam the post office; Elaine has a rash but has trouble finding a doctor who will treat her. 2026-10-26 The mentor of Jerry's latest girlfriend (A.J. Langer) is dating a rival (Steve Hytner); Elaine must fire a troubled employee. 2026-10-26 Jerry is unhappy about receiving bundles of small residual checks from a Japanese TV show; Kramer makes friends with a group of Japanese tourists. 2026-10-26 Jerry and Kramer are affected when a celebrity opens a new restaurant in the neighborhood and the eatery's sign shines its neon light directly into Kramer's apartment. 2026-10-26 George's intellect benefits when his girlfriend's illness requires their abstinence; Elaine experiences the opposite effect; Jerry returns to his junior high school for career day. 2026-10-26 George competes for a better apartment against a survivor of the Andrea Doria; Kramer visits a vet for his cough. 2026-10-26 Dwight picks up the slack when the party planning committee fails to plan a Christmas party; Darryl worries Jim has forgotten the promise he made; Pete teaches Erin about "Die Hard.". 2026-10-26 Pam accidentally brings lice into the office but lets Meredith take the blame; Jim spends a great day in Philadelphia with a potential business associate; Nellie, Phyllis and Kevin interfere with Darryl's love life. 2026-10-26 Everyone abuses the office's new espresso machine; Dwight takes Clark on a sales call; Darryl goes for an interview at Jim's company; Pam surprises Jim with a visit. 2026-10-26 Dwight tries to stop Darryl from leaving; Jim misses Cece's first recital because of work, upsetting Pam; Nellie exposes Erin and Pete. 2026-10-26 David Wallace asks Dwight to find a new part-time salesman who will fill in for Jim; Pam looks for a new desk mate; Erin searches for her birth parents. 2026-10-26 Nellie and Dwight spring into action when Pam needs help finding the vandal who defaced her mural; Darryl has a hard time dealing with Jim's habits. 2026-10-26