Comedy Central HD Dwight and Packer compete for a job; Jim receives an unwelcome visitor; Andy has everyone stay late to cover for their co-workers in Florida. 2026-10-23 Dwight tries to impress Nellie with a theatrical presentation at the Sabre store opening; Andy suffers from an embarrassing injury. 2026-10-23 After Robert reveals his contempt for Nellie's (Catherine Tate) business plan, Jim tries to save Dwight's job; Andy discovers that Erin isn't returning to Scranton. 2026-10-23 Andy drives across the country to get Erin; Nellie shows up and tries to claim the manager position. 2026-10-23 Robert forces the office to throw a welcome party for Nellie; Erin helps Andy practice how he will break up with Jessica. 2026-10-23 A satirical look at news, trends, pop culture, current events, politics, sports and entertainment. 2026-10-23 Meg gets married in Russia but returns home after discovering she was used for a green card marriage; Chris, in need of an extracurricular activity, joins Principal Shepherd in shooting pornos at the high school. 2026-10-23 Brian and Stewie travel back to the pilot episode of the series to change history. 2026-10-23 When Stewie vows to carry out a diabolical plan against Lois, Brian challenges him to go ahead with it. 2026-10-23 Joe leads a manhunt around Quahog for Stewie, who auditions for the "American Idol" judges. 2026-10-23 Beavis and Butt-Head use a power washer to do their work at Burger World. Middle-aged Butt-Head makes Beavis drive to the next county for beer. 2026-10-23 The boys sign Butters up as a guest on a popular afternoon talk show that features people with weird deformities. 2026-10-23 The boys see an opportunity to make money from a weight-loss program. 2026-10-23 The boys' parents are offered a free ski trip to Aspen; Stan has a run in with one of the locals. 2026-10-23 The boys desperately want to see the new Terrance and Phillip trailer, but must suffer through an episode of Russell Crowe: Fightin Around the World first. 2026-10-23 The boys fly to the rescue of helpless calves destined for slaughter. 2026-10-23 Butters unleashes a sinister alter-ego after his friends reject him. 2026-10-23 The boys panic when it appears they caused a woman's death. 2026-10-23 Scandal impacts church attendance in South Park. 2026-10-23 The boys form a club in order to stop Hollywood directors from wrecking their own films. 2026-10-23 Cartman gets kicked out of the gang when Bebe develops boobs and the boys lose their minds, threatening their friendships and society. 2026-10-23 South Park parents go to extreme measures to protect their children from kidnappers. 2026-10-23 When the boys go to Heaven to find Kenny, the Feds investigate the possibility that Saddam Hussein may be hiding weapons there. 2026-10-23 Cartman goes medieval on Scott Tenorman when ginger-haired Scott tricks him into buying his pubic hair. 2026-10-23 Big Gay Al becomes the boys' troop leader; a new kid steals Timmy's spotlight. 2026-10-23 Beavis and Butt-Head use a power washer to do their work at Burger World. Middle-aged Butt-Head makes Beavis drive to the next county for beer. 2026-10-23 Cartman inherits a fortune and buys an amusement park. 2026-10-23 Panic and confusion ensue when the children are exposed to sex education classes. 2026-10-23 The boys enlist the help of a genetically engineered towel to reclaim a game system. 2026-10-23 When the boys receive a package from the children of Afghanistan, every government agency descends upon the town to investigate. 2026-10-23 The funniest thing Cartman's ever seen comes to town; realizing he'll never see anything funnier, he loses his sense of humor. 2026-10-23 Kyle tries to ditch his cousin, Kyle, who comes to South Park for an extended visit and embarrasses him in front of his friends. 2026-10-23 Token is teased as the only rich kid in town so he begins to lure others like himself to South Park, but the town tries to drive them out. 2026-10-23 Cartman has a personal stake in stem cell research. 2026-10-23 Butters reveals a dark family secret. 2026-10-23 A caddie (Armin Shimerman) helps Kramer improve his golf game; George is considered for a promotion at work. 2026-10-23 A girlfriend (Lisa Deanne) piques Jerry's interest by always wearing the same dress; Kramer expects Elaine to honor an offer made in jest. 2026-10-23 Jerry buys his parents (Barney Martin, Liz Sheridan) a Cadillac, which only complicates their lives; George rethinks his engagement. 2026-10-23 Jerry buys his parents (Barney Martin, Liz Sheridan) a Cadillac, which only complicates their lives; George rethinks his engagement. 2026-10-23 Jerry pays a price for mocking his uncle (Len Lesser) on "The Tonight Show"; tenants hate new shower heads. 2026-10-23 George is dismayed because one of the dolls in Susan's collection bears an uncanny resemblance to his mother. 2026-10-23 After returning from his romantic quest, Andy battles with Nellie for the manager's chair; Kelly has a difficult time choosing between Ryan and a perfect man (Sendhil Ramamurthy). 2026-10-23 Andy crashes a fundraiser and ends up adopting 12 dogs; Dwight learns that an auction winner loses money; Nellie learns how to eat a taco. 2026-10-23 Andy tries to jumpstart his comeback; after Robert drunkenly shuts down a local branch, Jim and Dwight join forces in hope of outsmarting a salesman. 2026-10-23 A former boss helps Andy go undercover and stage a coup; a new opportunity arises for Robert. 2026-10-23 Two new, young employees throw Dwight and Jim off balance; Andy returns from leadership training with a desire for revenge. 2026-10-23 A toast at Roy's wedding leads to Pam and Jim searching their relationships for buried secrets; Dwight reacts to Nellie's mandatory charity initiative. 2026-10-23 As Andy flaunts a discovery he made about his ancestry, Darryl struggles in his new role; Dwight teaches a language to Erin, who wants to impress her boyfriend's educated family; Jim reveals a secret. 2026-10-24 When Jim convinces Dwight the building is unsafe, Dwight rents a bus to use as his office; Nellie asks for Andy's help; Jim uses pie to cheer Pam. 2026-10-24 Andy invites his old a cappella group to perform for Halloween, which leads to a confrontation with his frenemy; Dwight tries to track down a madman in the office; Jim and Pam fight over his new job. 2026-10-24 Andy must step up when his dad loses all his family's money; when Dwight is a guest on a radio show, his co-workers call in to torture him; Kevin learns a secret about Oscar. 2026-10-24 The women of the office try to teach Dwight how to interact with female clients; Angela suspects the senator of cheating; Toby convinces some of the guys to grow mustaches. 2026-10-24 When Angela finds out about her husband's affair, she goes to Dwight for help; Stanley and Phyllis take advantage of Jim when he needs a favor; Pete distracts Pam as she begins painting her mural. 2026-10-24 All Happy Gilmore (Adam Sandler) has ever wanted is to be a professional hockey player. But he soon discovers he may actually have a talent for playing an entirely different sport: golf. When his grandmother (Frances Bay) learns she is about to lose her home, Happy joins a golf tournament to try and win enough money to buy it for her. With his powerful driving skills and foulmouthed attitude, Happ 2026-10-24 Beavis and Butt-Head use a power washer to do their work at Burger World; middle-aged Butt-Head makes Beavis drive to the next county for beer. 2026-10-24 Randy fights against home-grown weed; Kyle goes to camp. 2026-10-24 Randy sees an opportunity for Tegridy in China. 2026-10-24 Randy celebrates the success of Tegridy Farms; Cartman refuses to get a shot. 2026-10-24 Cartman is sure the new plant-based diet in the school cafeteria gave him a heart attack. 2026-10-24 Randy tries to deal with his daughter's marijuana problem on Halloween. 2026-10-24 The citizens of South Park have had enough of Randy and Tegridy Farms, and they just want to lock him up. 2026-10-24 The annual Strong Woman competition pushes everyone to their limits. 2026-10-24 Kyle's mum looks so good after her fecal transplant that everyone wants to get their hands on her goods; Cartman and the boys jump into the quest for the best microbiome. 2026-10-24 Scott Malkinson is desperate to impress the new girl in his class. 2026-10-24 Santa is stealing all the joy from the town's holiday season. 2026-10-24 Members of a fourth grade class are banned from wearing their pajamas to school on the most important day of the year. 2026-10-24 Stan's horrified to realize he's misinterpreted some of the greatest writing of all time. 2026-10-24 Cartman is not happy when his mom gets a new job. 2026-10-24 Ben gets a job offer, forcing Leslie to think about their future; Ron and Andy take Diane's girls trick-or-treating; Tom looks for a new business idea. 2026-10-24 Leslie meets Ben's parents; Jean-Ralphio helps Tom prepare the pitch for his new business idea; Chris has mood swings. 2026-10-24 April tries to get Lot 48 turned into a dog park, upsetting Leslie; Tom gets Ben's help with his new business idea; Andy improves his crime scene investigation skills. 2026-10-24 Leslie asks the public for park design suggestions but is suspicious when the best design comes from an Eagleton architect; Tom asks the office for help with his new business; Andy tries to make his job as a security guard exciting. 2026-10-24 Tammy II crashes a woodworking awards dinner that Ron, Diane and Leslie are attending; Jerry fails to invite some of his friends to his holiday party. 2026-10-24 Ann plans a bachelorette party for Leslie, but Councilman Jamm derails the event; Chris has a game night at Ben's. 2026-10-24 April and Leslie try to get more women hired in government; Tom asks Ben and Andy to teach him about basketball; Ron watches Diane's kids. 2026-10-24 After a series of unsuccessful relationships, Ann makes a decision; Ben asks Tom, Chris and Ron to help him select a caterer for the wedding; April has to complete one of Leslie's tasks. 2026-10-24 Average Joe's Gym and its owner, Peter La Fleur (Vince Vaughn), are both down on their luck. A fancy competing gym called Globo-Gym, run by the maniacal health nut White Goodman (Ben Stiller), is about to put Average Joe's out of business unless Peter can raise $50,000 to keep his mortgage. To save the gym, Peter and a ragtag group of Average Joe's members and employees enter a dodgeball contest w 2026-10-24 Brad Whitaker (Will Ferrell) is a kindhearted radio executive who wants to be the best possible stepfather to his wife's (Linda Cardellini) two children. When her freewheeling ex-husband, Dusty (Mark Wahlberg), breezes back into town, Brad's feeling of insecurity quickly develops into an inferiority complex. As Dusty demonstrates his flair for athletics, home repair and bad-boy charisma, Whitaker 2026-10-24 All Happy Gilmore (Adam Sandler) has ever wanted is to be a professional hockey player. But he soon discovers he may actually have a talent for playing an entirely different sport: golf. When his grandmother (Frances Bay) learns she is about to lose her home, Happy joins a golf tournament to try and win enough money to buy it for her. With his powerful driving skills and foulmouthed attitude, Happ 2026-10-24 Small-time pot dealer David learns the hard way that no good deed goes unpunished; trying to help some teens, he is jumped by thugs and loses his cash and stash. Now, David's in big debt to his supplier and to wipe the slate clean, he must go to Mexico to pick up the guy's latest shipment. To accomplish his mission, Dave devises a foolproof plan: He packs a fake family into a huge RV and heads sou 2026-10-24