Comedy Central HD Elaine's new business, selling only the upper part of muffins, is challenged to dispose of the unused bottoms. 2026-05-18 George's plans for a summer getaway are foiled; Elaine's well-meaning criticism of a co-worker is not well-received. 2026-05-18 When Peter makes it through a bad flu season without getting sick, the hospital asks him to volunteer as a nurse; he finds himself at a crossroads when his mortal enemy, the Giant Chicken, is admitted; Brian has an identity crisis. 2026-05-18 Brian bonds with the son of his new girlfriend; Peter, Quagmire and Cleveland take a joyride in Joe's new classic Corvette. 2026-05-18 After attending a baseball game, Peter and Chris are inspired to start a memorabilia business; Stewie tries to combat aging by getting plastic surgery but ends up taking it too far. 2026-05-18 Stewie designs a "Terminator" Peter robot to destroy Lois for trying to feed him broccoli; when things don't go according to plan, Stewie and Brian go on a Terminator-esque mission to save Stewie's life. 2026-05-18 Stewie gets a mail order bride and experiences domestic life; Peter and Chris become addicted to free hotel breakfast buffets. 2026-05-18 After feeling unappreciated by her family, Lois taps into her villainous side and attempts to win the best customer at her favorite coffee shop. 2026-05-18 Brian has a microchip that reveals he had a family before the Griffins; he discovers his original family is rich and he struggles to enjoy his life with the Griffins as much as he once did. 2026-05-18 South Park parents go to extreme measures to protect their children from kidnappers. 2026-05-18 When the boys go to Heaven to find Kenny, the Feds investigate the possibility that Saddam Hussein may be hiding weapons there. 2026-05-18 The boys go on a mythical quest to return their copy of "The Lord of the Rings" to the video store while Butters watches his first porno. 2026-05-18 Principal Victoria promotes Mr. Garrison to the fourth grade to teach the boys. 2026-05-18 The ghost of Kenny is haunting Cartman, and he tries everything to get rid of it; after an unsuccessful attempt with a television medium, Chef sends him to his parents in Scotland so that they can exorcize the spirit. 2026-05-18 Stan faces his future as a loser; Cartman ventures into the business of revenge. 2026-05-18 The boys learn about the politics of war and the consequences of homework. 2026-05-18 When a recently disabled star visits South Park and steals Jimmy's limelight, he and Timmy fight back by forming a handicapped gang. 2026-05-18 After convincing the boys to toilet paper their teacher's house, Cartman contemplates killing Kyle so he doesn't rat them all out. 2026-05-18 The boys learn life on Earth is an alien reality show about to be canceled. 2026-05-18 One of Cartman's body parts becomes famous overnight and rivals the popularity of another superstar. 2026-05-18 Cartman's friends and family stage an intervention, forcing him to go to Fat Camp. 2026-05-18 The kids take over South Park, and Cartman becomes the mayor. 2026-05-18 Cartman goes medieval on Scott Tenorman when ginger-haired Scott tricks him into buying his pubic hair. 2026-05-18 Big Gay Al becomes the boys' troop leader; a new kid steals Timmy's spotlight. 2026-05-18 When the boys discover their idols, Terrance and Phillip, have called it quits, they'll go to any length to reunite the duo. 2026-05-18 Cartman inherits a fortune and buys an amusement park. 2026-05-18 Panic and confusion ensue when the children are exposed to sex education classes. 2026-05-18 The boys enlist the help of a genetically engineered towel to reclaim a game system. 2026-05-18 When the boys receive a package from the children of Afghanistan, every government agency descends upon the town to investigate. 2026-05-18 The funniest thing Cartman's ever seen comes to town; realizing he'll never see anything funnier, he loses his sense of humor. 2026-05-18 Kyle tries to ditch his cousin, Kyle, who comes to South Park for an extended visit and embarrasses him in front of his friends. 2026-05-18 Token is teased as the only rich kid in town so he begins to lure others like himself to South Park, but the town tries to drive them out. 2026-05-18 Cartman has a personal stake in stem cell research. 2026-05-18 Butters reveals a dark family secret. 2026-05-18 The boys sign Butters up as a guest on a popular afternoon talk show that features people with weird deformities. 2026-05-18 The boys see an opportunity to make money from a weight-loss program. 2026-05-18 Competing comic Bania warms to Jerry's crowds; Elaine and David unite for a European trip; Kramer reconsiders butter. 2026-05-18 Jerry finds part of his new date's anatomy of interest; George's job is threatened; Elaine's relationship sputters. 2026-05-18 Jerry tries to reveal more of his feelings on the advice of his new girlfriend (Lori Loughlin). With Jason Alexander. 2026-05-18 At his parents' insistence, Jerry is coached by personal trainer Izzy Mandelbaum (Lloyd Bridges) to lose weight. 2026-05-18 Jerry, promised a vehicle as payment for a performance, winds up getting a van instead of a car; Elaine meets a new man; Kramer has no need for mail. 2026-05-18 Jerry has designs on his new date's collection of toys; Kramer discovers furniture with a noteworthy past. 2026-05-18 Michael invites the entire office to celebrate the christening of Pam and Jim's baby. 2026-05-18 Erin and Gabe host a "Glee" viewing party; Michael is upset when people refer to Gabe as his boss; Andy becomes increasingly jealous. 2026-05-18 Michael helps convince people to invest in Ryan's Internet company; trying to capitalize on Thanksgiving, Dwight creates a hay festival in the parking lot; a new policy prevents Jim from earning commission. 2026-05-18 Michael decides he must stop China before it takes over the United States; Pam threatens to move the company to a new building. 2026-05-18 Michael is happy when Toby takes a leave of absence and corporate sends Holly Flax to fill in; Pam must plan a second Christmas party when Michael wants the party to be on the day of Holly's return to Scranton. 2026-05-18 Michael is happy when Toby takes a leave of absence and corporate sends Holly Flax to fill in; Pam must plan a second Christmas party when Michael wants the party to be on the day of Holly's return to Scranton. 2026-05-18 Michael readies himself for the news about Holly's relationship; Pam puts up a board for everyone to post their New Year's resolutions. 2026-05-19 Holly and Michael turn Andy's business seminar into an improv challenge; Erin and Gabe compete in a board game battle. 2026-05-19 Jim is forced to abandon Michael at a gas station after receiving an emergency phone call; Erin, Dwight and Holly search for Michael; Pam's art inspires a captioning contest that appears to offend Gabe. 2026-05-19 Public displays of affection between Holly and Michael make everyone uncomfortable; Jim and Pam experience the aftermath of a bottomless champagne lunch; Andy tags along on Erin's romantic treasure hunt. 2026-05-19 After 11 years of preparation, Michael is ready to debut his action movie. 2026-05-19 A satirical look at news, trends, pop culture, current events, politics, sports and entertainment. 2026-05-19 Lois and Peter are mistaken for young parents by another couple at Stewie's school; they are invited to live in a millennial apartment complex, leaving Meg and Chris home alone. 2026-05-19 Meg deals with a college admissions scandal; Brian embarks on a fitness journey. 2026-05-19 A DIY mishap leads to a stray cat wandering into the house; Meg becomes attached to it quickly, while Brian tries to convince her that the furry feline is evil. 2026-05-19 Cartman and his foul mouth make television history. 2026-05-19 The boys' parents are offered a free ski trip to Aspen; Stan has a run in with one of the locals. 2026-05-19 The boys eagerly anticipate the trailer to the new Terrance and Philip movie. 2026-05-19 The boys fly to the rescue of helpless calves destined for slaughter. 2026-05-19 The boys panic when it appears they caused a woman's death. 2026-05-19 Scandal impacts church attendance in South Park. 2026-05-19 The boys form a club in order to stop Hollywood directors from wrecking their own films. 2026-05-19 Cartman gets kicked out of the gang when Bebe develops boobs and the boys lose their minds, threatening their friendships and society. 2026-05-19 South Park parents go to extreme measures to protect their children from kidnappers. 2026-05-19 When the boys go to Heaven to find Kenny, the Feds investigate the possibility that Saddam Hussein may be hiding weapons there. 2026-05-19 The boys go on a mythical quest to return their copy of "The Lord of the Rings" to the video store while Butters watches his first porno. 2026-05-19 Principal Victoria promotes Mr. Garrison to the fourth grade to teach the boys. 2026-05-19 The ghost of Kenny is haunting Cartman, and he tries everything to get rid of it; after an unsuccessful attempt with a television medium, Chef sends him to his parents in Scotland so that they can exorcize the spirit. 2026-05-19 Stan faces his future as a loser; Cartman ventures into the business of revenge. 2026-05-19 The boys learn about the politics of war and the consequences of homework. 2026-05-19 When a recently disabled star visits South Park and steals Jimmy's limelight, he and Timmy fight back by forming a handicapped gang. 2026-05-19 After convincing the boys to toilet paper their teacher's house, Cartman contemplates killing Kyle so he doesn't rat them all out. 2026-05-19 The boys learn life on Earth is an alien reality show about to be canceled. 2026-05-19 One of Cartman's body parts becomes famous overnight and rivals the popularity of another superstar. 2026-05-19 The boys are named junior deputies and open up their own detective agency. 2026-05-19 Townspeople fight the take-over by casino owners. 2026-05-19 Everybody tries to be the gayest when homosexuality becomes hip in South Park. 2026-05-19 Cartman starts a Christian rock group, while Kyle, Stan and Kenny are arrested for downloading music off the Internet. 2026-05-19 The elderly residents of South Park lead a revolt after their licenses get revoked. 2026-05-19 Cartman exacts revenge when he is not invited to Kyle's birthday party. 2026-05-19 When a Mormon kid moves to South Park, Stan has to beat him up while the rest of the town are fascinated and become Mormons. 2026-05-19 With her vision waning, Lois elects to get LASIK surgery but exploits her new disability for monetary gain; Peter, Chris and Stewie must partake in all the activities with Doug that his father neglects. 2026-05-19 While at an old record store, Peter and the guys recount tales of three rock legends: Jim Morrison, Muddy Waters and Elton John. 2026-05-19 Quagmire meets an avid dog lover and pretends Brian is his dog in an attempt to win her over; Chris helps Stewie track down the culprit who stole his Halloween candy. 2026-05-19 Impelled by nostalgia, Peter re-creates movie scenes from his favorite decade; Stewie and Doug compete to retrieve a Frisbee stuck at the top of the jungle gym. 2026-05-19 When Peter and Quagmire accidentally switch underwear, they begin to mimic the other's behavior; Stewie and Doug agree to commit each other's murders. 2026-05-19 Stewie takes drastic measures when he thinks he is diagnosed with terminal cooties; Peter becomes infatuated with Bonnie's cooking. 2026-05-19 Lois and her father attend the funeral of Lois' childhood nanny; Peter and the rest of the family turn Pewterschmidt mansion into a hotel. 2026-05-19 A new boss quells Peter's favorite part about work: office birthdays; Stewie is put in detention and comes out a ruffian. 2026-05-19 In noir-style, Peter/Mac investigates the disappearance of Meg/Sister Megan. 2026-05-19 When Mayor West's nativity scene is ruined, Brian is seen as the prime suspect. 2026-05-19 An accident leaves Peter with a high-pitched voice, so Jesus coaches him into fending off the choir boys; Stewie is attracted to Lois' new masculine physique. 2026-05-20