Comedy Central HD Michael is outraged when Jim lets Phyllis be Santa at the office Christmas party; Jim and Dwight try to get everyone in the holiday spirit; Oscar has a secret crush. 2026-05-16 Michael, Dwight, Pam and Andy try to impress a potential buyer who comes to Dunder Mifflin; Michael remembers good times they have had in the office. 2026-05-16 Michael has a difficult time accepting Sabre's new policies; Erin waits for Andy to ask her on a date. 2026-05-16 The Sabre CEO visits the Scranton office and says either Michael or Jim must go back to being a salesman; Andy's Valentine's Day plan backfires. 2026-05-16 When Pam's contractions begin, she and Jim try to wait things out as long as possible so they can have more time at the hospital; Michael anxiously awaits the baby's arrival; Erin makes Andy jealous when she has lunch with Kevin. 2026-05-16 When Pam's contractions begin, she and Jim try to wait things out as long as possible so they can have more time at the hospital; Michael anxiously awaits the baby's arrival; Erin makes Andy jealous when she has lunch with Kevin. 2026-05-16 A British classmate retells Charles Dickens' "Great Expectations.". 2026-05-16 The boys form their own boy band and everyone in town lines up to audition for a spot as the fifth band member. 2026-05-16 Priest Max threatens eternal damnation, and the boys seek religion; Saddam returns. 2026-05-16 Satan is torn between two lovers as he tries to choose between his new boyfriend and his ex, Saddam Hussein. 2026-05-16 The boys build a time machine to return to happier school days. 2026-05-16 Cartman holds the key to saving the world from an omnipotent super being that springs to life in the school yard. 2026-05-16 The 4th grade Thanksgiving play is in trouble and Stan, Kyle and Kenny are going to great lengths to make their production a hit. 2026-05-16 Cartman's friends and family stage an intervention, forcing him to go to Fat Camp. 2026-05-16 The kids take over South Park, and Cartman becomes the mayor. 2026-05-16 Cartman goes medieval on Scott Tenorman when ginger-haired Scott tricks him into buying his pubic hair. 2026-05-16 Cartman and his foul mouth make television history. 2026-05-16 Big Gay Al becomes the boys' troop leader; a new kid steals Timmy's spotlight. 2026-05-16 When the boys discover their idols, Terrance and Phillip, have called it quits, they'll go to any length to reunite the duo. 2026-05-16 Cartman inherits a fortune and buys an amusement park. 2026-05-16 Panic and confusion ensue when the children are exposed to sex education classes. 2026-05-16 The boys enlist the help of a genetically engineered towel to reclaim a game system. 2026-05-16 When the boys receive a package from the children of Afghanistan, every government agency descends upon the town to investigate. 2026-05-16 The funniest thing Cartman's ever seen comes to town; realizing he'll never see anything funnier, he loses his sense of humor. 2026-05-16 Leslie learns the library department, which is run by Ron's ex-wife (Megan Mullally), wants to take over her lot; Andy gets a job in hopes of winning back Ann. 2026-05-16 After a City Hall mural is defaced, the members of the Parks Department compete to come up with a new design; Andy and Ron share an uncomfortable moment. 2026-05-16 Leslie invites herself on Ron's annual hunting trip to prove that she can hang with the guys; with everyone else away, April and Andy bond in the office. 2026-05-16 Leslie finds out that Tom is getting a divorce and tries to cheer him up, but Tom is withholding an important detail about his marriage to Wendy. 2026-05-16 A meeting with a disgraced councilman lands Leslie in the middle of a sex scandal; when Ron offers to cover for Leslie for a day, he quickly discovers how much work she really does. 2026-05-16 Ann sets Leslie up on a blind date; one of Ann's old friends makes Mark feel insecure. 2026-05-16 Following a date with Justin in Indianapolis, Leslie hosts a dinner party at her house to try to impress him. 2026-05-16 Michael tries to impress Jo; Dwight causes trouble on Jim's first day back from paternity leave; Erin and Andy go on their first date. 2026-05-16 Members of the sales staff let Sabre's new Sales Is King policy go to their heads. 2026-05-16 Michael tries to impress one of Pam and Jim's friends; Erin and Andy try to keep their relationship a secret; Dwight reconsiders his contract with Angela. 2026-05-16 Andy tries to make Secretary's Day memorable for Erin; Oscar circulates a viral video comparing Kevin's voice to Cookie Monster's. 2026-05-16 Pam and Jim work on their first joint sales pitch; Michael misreads body language; Dwight encourages Kelly to try out for the minority training program. 2026-05-16 Michael thinks his girlfriend is cheating on him and asks Dwight to investigate; Andy becomes frustrated when no one takes his customer's complaint seriously. 2026-05-16 Michael is surprisingly cheerful after learning bad news about Donna; new parents Pam and Jim have a hard time staying awake at the office; Dwight refuses to honor a contract. 2026-05-16 When the press learns that Sabre's printers catch on fire, Jo tries to find out who the whistle-blower is. 2026-05-16 Michael refuses to fire the new office assistant (Evan Peters) when people complain about his bad attitude; Pam tries to impress Jim by pulling an office prank. 2026-05-16 Corporate forces Michael into counseling with Toby; Dwight seeks revenge after a shop owner snubs him; Pam tries to change her job title. 2026-05-16 Andy invites the office to a play he is in, hoping that Erin will attend; Jim and Pam struggle with their incompetent babysitter. 2026-05-16 Thinking he has herpes, Michael contacts all his ex-girlfriends; Andy holds a sex education meeting for the office. 2026-05-16 Michael, Dwight and Jim set up a sting after a competing sales associate steals a client; Andy starts a band. 2026-05-16 Michael freaks out when Darryl goes over his head and takes an idea to corporate; a Halloween costume contest puts the office in a competitive mood. 2026-05-16 When aliens intercept video feeds of classic arcade games and misinterpret them as a declaration of war, they attack Earth, using the games as models. Knowing that he must employ a similar strategy, President Will Cooper (Kevin James) recruits his childhood pal, former video-game champ and home-theater installer Sam Brenner (Adam Sandler), to lead a team of old-school arcade players and a military 2026-05-16 Recently divorced mom Lauren (Drew Barrymore) and widowed dad Jim (Adam Sandler) let their friends push them into a blind date, which goes disastrously wrong. Unsurprisingly, neither wants to see the other ever again. However, fate intervenes when both Jim and Lauren, unbeknown to each other, purchase one-half of the same vacation package at a South African resort; they and their children are forc 2026-05-17 Playboy vet Henry sets his heart on romancing Lucy, but she has short-term memory loss. She can't remember anything that happened the day before. So every morning, Henry has to woo her again. Her friends and family are very protective and Henry must convince them that he's in it for love. 2026-05-17 Token is teased as the only rich kid in town so he begins to lure others like himself to South Park, but the town tries to drive them out. 2026-05-17 Cartman has a personal stake in stem cell research. 2026-05-17 Butters reveals a dark family secret. 2026-05-17 The boys sign Butters up as a guest on a popular afternoon talk show that features people with weird deformities. 2026-05-17 The boys see an opportunity to make money from a weight-loss program. 2026-05-17 The boys' parents are offered a free ski trip to Aspen; Stan has a run in with one of the locals. 2026-05-17 The boys eagerly anticipate the trailer to the new Terrance and Philip movie. 2026-05-17 The boys fly to the rescue of helpless calves destined for slaughter. 2026-05-17 The boys panic when it appears they caused a woman's death. 2026-05-17 Scandal impacts church attendance in South Park. 2026-05-17 The boys form a club in order to stop Hollywood directors from wrecking their own films. 2026-05-17 Cartman gets kicked out of the gang when Bebe develops boobs and the boys lose their minds, threatening their friendships and society. 2026-05-17 Leslie objects to a deal the Parks Department forms with a local company to sell energy bars in Pawnee; Mark agrees to help Tom move. 2026-05-17 Leslie and Justin reunite her mother with an old flame for Valentine's Day; Andy's band is nervous about playing a gig at the Senior Center. 2026-05-17 Ron wins an award for a project that Leslie began; Tom needs to find money to invest in a local Pawnee club. 2026-05-17 Leslie must catch a possum that bit the mayor's dog; Mark refuses to bend the rules for Ron. 2026-05-17 After Jerry is mugged in a park, Leslie meets with the head ranger (Andy Samberg) in hopes of improving safety; everyone tries to be nicer to Jerry when he returns to the office. 2026-05-17 Recently divorced mom Lauren (Drew Barrymore) and widowed dad Jim (Adam Sandler) let their friends push them into a blind date, which goes disastrously wrong. Unsurprisingly, neither wants to see the other ever again. However, fate intervenes when both Jim and Lauren, unbeknown to each other, purchase one-half of the same vacation package at a South African resort; they and their children are forc 2026-05-17 Playboy vet Henry sets his heart on romancing Lucy, but she has short-term memory loss. She can't remember anything that happened the day before. So every morning, Henry has to woo her again. Her friends and family are very protective and Henry must convince them that he's in it for love. 2026-05-17 George finds his perfect woman (Andrea Bendewald); Kramer names his new pet after Jerry; Elaine dates a bald man. 2026-05-17 Jerry's parents (Barney Martin, Liz Sheridan) think he is low on money; J. Peterman (John O'Hurley) resumes his position as Elaine's boss. 2026-05-17 Jerry joins a tennis club where the pro is a lousy player; George is too late in concocting a witty comeback to an insult. 2026-05-17 George interviews students for the scholarship memorializing his late fiancee; Elaine is hired to ghostwrite J. Peterman's autobiography. 2026-05-17 A co-worker's mistake forces Elaine to create an alternate personality; Jerry unintentionally becomes a mobster. 2026-05-17 George pulls out all the stops to find a commemorative key ring he lost; Jerry drops his girlfriend's toothbrush in the toilet; Kramer adopts a highway. 2026-05-17 Jerry ends up in a weightlifting contest with an older man (Lloyd Bridges); a beautiful woman (Chelsea Noble) mistakes George for her ex-boyfriend. 2026-05-17 George finds the ideal napping spot at work; Jerry has his kitchen rebuilt; Elaine meets a new beau (Vince Grant). 2026-05-17 George begins to wonder what his new girlfriend (Suzanne Cryer) isn't telling him when she says, "Yada, yada, yada.". 2026-05-17 Newman nixes Kramer's millennium-party plans; Jerry obsesses about his position on his girlfriend's speed dial. 2026-05-17 Elaine's new business, selling only the upper part of muffins, is challenged to dispose of the unused bottoms. 2026-05-18