Comedy Central HD When Peter overhears Carter's plan to save money by using toxic chemicals in the brewery's beer cans, he tells a journalist about it; Brian asks for Stewie's help when his driver's license expired. 2026-04-02 Peter gets power hungry when he's asked to fill in for a mall Santa; Stewie and Brian decide to crash holiday office parties for free food, fun and women. 2026-04-02 Professional football player Rob Gronkowski moves into the neighborhood; Stewie uses steroids to increase his new bees' honey output, but it makes them aggressive instead. 2026-04-02 Peter and the gang must intervene when a popular dating app sends Quagmire on the road to hedonism; Stewie finds out he has scoliosis. 2026-04-02 Peter helps Joe with several crime cases but gets angry when Joe tries to take all of the credit; Brian convinces Stewie to join a football team and panics when he gets a concussion. 2026-04-02 Lois upstages Peter at a Red Sox fantasy baseball camp; Stewie runs away from home while Meg is watching him. 2026-04-02 A satirical look at news, trends, pop culture, current events, politics, sports and entertainment. 2026-04-02 Lois is blocked from a vacation rental app and accused of stealing; Stewie and Brian try to sell saltwater taffy door to door. 2026-04-02 When Peter gets a job as the new night watchman, he and the guys turn Pawtucket Brewery into an after-hours bar; Stewie and Brian's plan to collect "lost dog" return money backfires when Brian is used for a dangerous TikTok stunt. 2026-04-02 After Brian's Instagram is hacked, Meg takes Stewie and Brian to Russia, only to realize she'd rather stay there; Lois reverts to her tormented teenage self when Quagmire starts dating her high school bully. 2026-04-02 Meg gets married in Russia but returns home after discovering she was used for a green card marriage; Chris, in need of an extracurricular activity, joins Principal Shepherd in shooting pornos at the high school. 2026-04-02 When the boys go to Heaven to find Kenny, the Feds investigate the possibility that Saddam Hussein may be hiding weapons there. 2026-04-02 The boys go on a mythical quest to return their copy of "The Lord of the Rings" to the video store while Butters watches his first porno. 2026-04-02 Principal Victoria promotes Mr. Garrison to the fourth grade to teach the boys. 2026-04-02 The ghost of Kenny is haunting Cartman, and he tries everything to get rid of it; after an unsuccessful attempt with a television medium, Chef sends him to his parents in Scotland so that they can exorcize the spirit. 2026-04-02 Stan faces his future as a loser; Cartman ventures into the business of revenge. 2026-04-02 When a recently disabled star visits South Park and steals Jimmy's limelight, he and Timmy fight back by forming a handicapped gang. 2026-04-02 After convincing the boys to toilet paper their teacher's house, Cartman contemplates killing Kyle so he doesn't rat them all out. 2026-04-02 The boys learn life on Earth is an alien reality show about to be canceled. 2026-04-02 One of Cartman's body parts becomes famous overnight and rivals the popularity of another superstar. 2026-04-02 A meteor shower hits South Park; Shelly invites her somewhat unsuitable boyfriend to join her when she babysits for Cartman, at the same time Cartman's cat is on heat. 2026-04-02 The boys' call to the police creates a stand-off. 2026-04-02 South Park waits for the meteor shower; Kyle and Ike go camping. 2026-04-02 The children in South Park are fanatics about Chinpoko Mon. 2026-04-02 The boys compete against homeschooled kids in the annual spelling bee. 2026-04-02 Cartman suits up for the Confederacy during the annual Civil War re-enactment. 2026-04-02 The group travels to Arkansas for the first worldwide recorder concert. 2026-04-02 The girls of South Park Elementary challenge the boys to a sledding race, and Cartman gets sentenced to juvenile hall for 13 years. 2026-04-02 The boys start stealing teeth from less fortunate children and selling them to the Tooth Fairy at a premium. 2026-04-02 A family of quintuplets takes up residence in South Park and a media circus surrounds their every move. 2026-04-02 Timmy is excused from class when he is diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder. 2026-04-02 Cartman seeks mature friends; Kenny tries to prevent the conception of a sibling. 2026-04-02 A haggling Cartman holds the key to saving Kyle, who faces death due to a rare kidney disease and his mother's holistic remedies. 2026-04-02 Chef's passionate protest against the South Park Flag enflames the entire town including the children. 2026-04-02 The boys form their own boy band and everyone in town lines up to audition for a spot as the fifth band member. 2026-04-02 The boys build a time machine to return to happier school days. 2026-04-02 Jerry's mechanic (Brad Garrett) steals his car; Kramer and Newman plan to return used bottles to Michigan. 2026-04-02 Kramer spots Jerry's stolen car in Ohio; Elaine gives Peterman JFK's golf clubs; George is institutionalized. 2026-04-02 George searches for a way to stop his impending nuptials even as he and Susan are selecting their wedding invitations. 2026-04-02 George is ready to move on after mourning the death of his fiancée, while Jerry breaks off his engagement. 2026-04-02 George suspects the attorney for the Susan Ross Foundation believes he murdered Susan; Jerry likes his date. 2026-04-02 Elaine's ex introduces her to two of his friends who look like George and Kramer but act like their exact opposites. 2026-04-02 Pam accidentally brings lice into the office but lets Meredith take the blame; Jim spends a great day in Philadelphia with a potential business associate; Nellie, Phyllis and Kevin interfere with Darryl's love life. 2026-04-02 Everyone abuses the office's new espresso machine; Dwight takes Clark on a sales call; Darryl goes for an interview at Jim's company; Pam surprises Jim with a visit. 2026-04-02 Dwight tries to stop Darryl from leaving; Jim misses Cece's first recital because of work, upsetting Pam; Nellie exposes Erin and Pete. 2026-04-02 David Wallace asks Dwight to find a new part-time salesman who will fill in for Jim; Pam looks for a new desk mate; Erin searches for her birth parents. 2026-04-02 Nellie and Dwight spring into action when Pam needs help finding the vandal who defaced her mural; Darryl has a hard time dealing with Jim's habits. 2026-04-02 The staff pairs off into pretend couples so they can take advantage of a Valentine's Day discount at a minimall; Erin claims she will break up with Andy when he returns, but Pete has his doubts. 2026-04-02 During an interview for a job in Philadelphia, a manager gives Pam déjà-vu; Dwight asks Angela to join him on a mission; Andy returns from his trip. 2026-04-03 During an interview for a job in Philadelphia, a manager gives Pam déjà vu; Dwight asks Angela to join him on a mission; Andy returns from his trip. 2026-04-03 Dwight takes a trip home for a Schrute funeral; Todd Packer tries to make up for a lifetime of bad behavior. 2026-04-03 The office employees are excited when TV commercials for the documentary begin airing; Angela is jealous when Dwight starts dating a farmer; Jim meets with professional baseball player Ryan Howard. 2026-04-03 The elevator goes out at the office, forcing everyone to use the stairs; Dwight forces Stanley to make a sales call; Pam and Jim talk to Nellie and Toby about relationship problems; Angela supports her man. 2026-04-03 Peter is lost in a mall overnight after his family abandons him; to win over a girl, Brian pretends he's a millionaire. 2026-04-03 When Chris becomes homecoming king, Meg learns that the cool kids plan to prank him during the homecoming ceremony; Peter and the guys try to replace Cleveland. 2026-04-03 When Brian falls in love with a tech support worker, he and Stewie travel to India to find her; Lois helps Joe reclaim the spotlight when Peter becomes the center of attention at bingo night. 2026-04-03 Brian and Lois try to help Chris manage his anger by encouraging him to take up a sport; Frank Sinatra Jr., Stewie and Brian open an Italian restaurant. 2026-04-03 With the airline pilots on strike, Quagmire decides to become a gigolo to earn money; Brian gets a job at a hardware store for the health insurance. 2026-04-03 The boys are named junior deputies and open up their own detective agency. 2026-04-03 Townspeople fight the take-over by casino owners. 2026-04-03 Everybody tries to be the gayest when homosexuality becomes hip in South Park. 2026-04-03 Cartman starts a Christian rock group, while Kyle, Stan and Kenny are arrested for downloading music off the Internet. 2026-04-03 The elderly residents of South Park lead a revolt after their licenses get revoked. 2026-04-03 Cartman exacts revenge when he is not invited to Kyle's birthday party. 2026-04-03 When a Mormon kid moves to South Park, Stan has to beat him up while the rest of the town are fascinated and become Mormons. 2026-04-03 After Wendy breaks up with Stan, the boys take him to Raisins, a local restaurant known for its great chicken wings and hot girls. 2026-04-03 The boys are transformed into Japanese Warriors after buying martial arts weapons at a flea market. 2026-04-03 When Cleveland realizes Freight Train prefers spending time with Cleveland Jr., he decides to find a new father figure; Rallo buys a sports car. 2026-04-03 Cleveland is unable to shake a new reputation after he wins a dance competition. 2026-04-03 Donna is jealous when Cleveland gets close to Tina (Rutina Wesley), his spontaneous co-worker; Cleveland Jr. and Rallo make a music video that gets the attention of a music producer. 2026-04-03 When Cleveland Jr. is kicked out of the scouts after one of Rallo's pranks goes too far, Cleveland decides to take matters into his own hands. 2026-04-03 Priest Max threatens eternal damnation, and the boys seek religion; Saddam returns. 2026-04-03 Satan is torn between two lovers as he tries to choose between his new boyfriend and his ex, Saddam Hussein. 2026-04-03 Cartman holds the key to saving the world from an omnipotent super being that springs to life in the school yard. 2026-04-03 The 4th grade Thanksgiving play is in trouble and Stan, Kyle and Kenny are going to great lengths to make their production a hit. 2026-04-03 Cartman's friends and family stage an intervention, forcing him to go to Fat Camp. 2026-04-03 The kids take over South Park, and Cartman becomes the mayor. 2026-04-03 Cartman goes medieval on Scott Tenorman when ginger-haired Scott tricks him into buying his pubic hair. 2026-04-03 Big Gay Al becomes the boys' troop leader; a new kid steals Timmy's spotlight. 2026-04-03 When the boys discover their idols, Terrance and Phillip, have called it quits, they'll go to any length to reunite the duo. 2026-04-03 Cartman inherits a fortune and buys an amusement park. 2026-04-03 Panic and confusion ensue when the children are exposed to sex education classes. 2026-04-03 The boys enlist the help of a genetically engineered towel to reclaim a game system. 2026-04-03 Jerry discovers a hidden talent when Kramer gets him to perform an illegal activity; George acts like a rebel. 2026-04-03 Kramer tries to scam the post office; Elaine has a rash but has trouble finding a doctor who will treat her. 2026-04-03 The mentor of Jerry's latest girlfriend (A.J. Langer) is dating a rival (Steve Hytner); Elaine must fire a troubled employee. 2026-04-03 Jerry is unhappy about receiving bundles of small residual checks from a Japanese TV show; Kramer makes friends with a group of Japanese tourists. 2026-04-03 Jerry and Kramer are affected when a celebrity opens a new restaurant in the neighborhood and the eatery's sign shines its neon light directly into Kramer's apartment. 2026-04-03 George's intellect benefits when his girlfriend's illness requires their abstinence; Elaine experiences the opposite effect; Jerry returns to his junior high school for career day. 2026-04-03 Dwight and Angela compete in a paper airplane contest; Andy prepares for an acting role; Jim and Pam use new skills. 2026-04-03 Andy decides to quit his job and pursue his dream; Dwight has his best day ever at work; Jim comes back to Scranton to spend more time with Pam. 2026-04-03 Andy decides to quit his job and pursue his dream; Dwight has his best day ever at work; Jim comes back to Scranton to spend more time with Pam. 2026-04-03 As everyone prepares for the premiere of the documentary, Jim convinces Dwight that he needs to hire an assistant to the assistant to the regional manager; after being turned away at daycare, Angela brings her baby to work. 2026-04-03 As everyone prepares for the premiere of the documentary, Jim convinces Dwight that he needs to hire an assistant to the assistant to the regional manager; after being turned away at daycare, Angela brings her baby to work. 2026-04-03 Past and present Dunder Mifflin employees gather for a wedding and a final round of interviews. 2026-04-03 Past and present Dunder Mifflin employees gather for a wedding and a final round of interviews. 2026-04-04